Mekstizzle wrote:
pics or it will have never happened
Of course its fucking happening soft lads. Todays the day, it feels like Christmas morning but Im not allowed to open shit till tonight. Well the housemate is kicking off with her bf at the moment so the atmosphere will be firey, my mate coming to tonight to do the gig then stay till Sat, out on the lash tomorrow night, Ive booked tomorrow off work. The lad who's coming to stay hasnt really told his Mrs the truth in regards to what he's doing once he gets to ours, he's a bit nervy as she works at the hospital where the charity is, he dosent want any offical pics, ie local papers. I couldnt give a fuck if my tits are splashed all across the locals personally.
The sisters will point at you and you will be excited, and you just can't hide it. You're about to lose control and I think I like it.
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
have fun '27 - any pics would be appreciated
- Superior Mind
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You should probably watch some videos to prepare yourself, Math. Try searching "cfnm".
Ive even go through some witty comebacks in my head, I can pic some fat piece making out I have a mouses willy, well god help her if she does.
I'll make sure to get pictures
That should do the trick, she prolly loose it and try and hit me, start crying, throw a dildo at me and leave, tough luck though, I dont take the piss much so tend to get a bit offensive when they do, if I dont know them.I wouldnt stick it in you anyway cos your fat and smelly
I'll make sure to get pictures
Just did, fuck, now Im nervousSuperior Mind wrote:
You should probably watch some videos to prepare yourself, Math. Try searching "cfnm".
straight to the point1927 wrote:
Ive even go through some witty comebacks in my head, I can pic some fat piece making out I have a mouses willy, well god help her if she does.That should do the trick, she prolly loose it and try and hit me, start crying, throw a dildo at me and leave, tough luck though, I dont take the piss much so tend to get a bit offensive when they do, if I dont know them.I wouldnt stick it in you anyway cos your fat and smelly
I'll make sure to get pictures
Quick! Go get a helmet camera. I want a 'Smack my '27 up' music vid
Fuck me what time is it?Adams_BJ wrote:
straight to the point1927 wrote:
Ive even go through some witty comebacks in my head, I can pic some fat piece making out I have a mouses willy, well god help her if she does.That should do the trick, she prolly loose it and try and hit me, start crying, throw a dildo at me and leave, tough luck though, I dont take the piss much so tend to get a bit offensive when they do, if I dont know them.I wouldnt stick it in you anyway cos your fat and smelly
I'll make sure to get pictures
If I was wearing one of these for you lot you wouldnt see nothing but the inside of my boxersUltrafunkula wrote:
Go get a helmet camera
2:47AM!1927 wrote:
Fuck me what time is it?Adams_BJ wrote:
straight to the point1927 wrote:
Ive even go through some witty comebacks in my head, I can pic some fat piece making out I have a mouses willy, well god help her if she does.
That should do the trick, she prolly loose it and try and hit me, start crying, throw a dildo at me and leave, tough luck though, I dont take the piss much so tend to get a bit offensive when they do, if I dont know them.
I'll make sure to get pictures
Thought as much, wtf you doing? Fuck off to bed ya nutterAdams_BJ wrote:
2:47AM!1927 wrote:
Fuck me what time is it?Adams_BJ wrote:
straight to the point
Wrong helmet. You can always wear a fannypack or a coinholder and camoflague a nice small videocam next to it. Afterwards we can all check who was the hottest one who was staring at your silky crotch1927 wrote:
If I was wearing one of these for you lot you wouldnt see nothing but the inside of my boxersUltrafunkula wrote:
Go get a helmet camera
Fuck, what a wicked idea, I swear to god that made my cock twitch then, dunno why, its all falling into fucking place this is.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Wrong helmet. You can always wear a fannypack or a coinholder and camoflague a nice small videocam next to it. Afterwards we can all check who was the hottest one who was staring at your silky crotch1927 wrote:
If I was wearing one of these for you lot you wouldnt see nothing but the inside of my boxersUltrafunkula wrote:
Go get a helmet camera
Ok. Let's see. So '27 is almost nekkid amongst randy women who are on their way getting drunk. Let's have a little contest shall we?
1 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his ass
2 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his dick
3 -How many times did someone rub/pet/lick his body elsewhere
4 -How many phone numbers did he get/stuffed in his speedos
5 -How many date offers did he get
6 -How many a quickie in the loo-offers did he get
The one who had the most correct answers will receive a lapdance from DonFck.
I say: 3,0,4,2,3,27
1 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his ass
2 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his dick
3 -How many times did someone rub/pet/lick his body elsewhere
4 -How many phone numbers did he get/stuffed in his speedos
5 -How many date offers did he get
6 -How many a quickie in the loo-offers did he get
The one who had the most correct answers will receive a lapdance from DonFck.
I say: 3,0,4,2,3,27
5,2,7,4,3,3
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Always raining and foggy
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5,0,5,0,3,0Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ok. Let's see. So '27 is almost nekkid amongst randy women who are on their way getting drunk. Let's have a little contest shall we?
1 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his ass
2 -How many times was he slapped/grabbed/rubbed on his dick
3 -How many times did someone rub/pet/lick his body elsewhere
4 -How many phone numbers did he get/stuffed in his speedos
5 -How many date offers did he get
6 -How many a quickie in the loo-offers did he get
The one who had the most correct answers will receive a lapdance from DonFck.
I say: 3,0,4,2,3,27
haha <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
27, you should hide a mini camcorder in you bow tie.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
10,10,5,2,0,3
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
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Haha, don't go to bed with a 10 and wake up with a 2.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.1927 wrote:
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
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― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
he's definatly being raped as we speak
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella