New terrorist tactic - explosive breast implants

2010-03-24 09:01:28

#1

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

epic

Imagine being in heaven:

"So how did you die?"

"I was killed by tits"

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-03-24 09:02:42

#2

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5536

people getting blown up is funny?

2010-03-24 09:04:08

#3

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

It's just the idea of getting killed by exploding tits

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-03-24 09:10:18

#4

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6074|Catherine Black

Shifty I hope you die by exploding tits.

Funny now?

2010-03-24 09:10:25

#5

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6783

i think i'd rather be stepped on by an elephant. while making love. so i could be coming and going at the same time.

2010-03-24 09:12:50

#6

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6881|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Source - Foxnews

ban tbh

2010-03-24 09:13:20

#7

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6509|Escea

Hmm, seems like implants could actually blow up an aircraft after all

2010-03-24 11:01:25

#8

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7000|Purplicious Wisconsin

Well, real breasts were always better anyway.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2010-03-24 11:03:03

#9

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

M.O.A.B wrote:
Hmm, seems like implants could actually blow up an aircraft after all

They say it's just enough to make a hole in the side, which would make it crash.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-03-24 11:06:56

#10

JadedDope: Arizona Bound.; +16|5457|Between your mama's legs.

personally, I had a quick laugh...It just seems so...sooo...so uh not sure what word to put. Odd?

exploding tits is something you would see in a Will Feral moive or an SNL skit...

2010-03-24 11:11:30

#11

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5449

This would make grab a tit day a game of life and death.

2010-03-24 11:13:38

#12

JadedDope: Arizona Bound.; +16|5457|Between your mama's legs.

its like Russian roulette with boobs

2010-03-24 11:38:49

#13

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5675|Fuck this.

Marlo Stanfield wrote:
This would make grab a tit day a game of life and death.

JadedDope wrote:
its like Russian roulette with boobs

would be hella fun with some rum.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-03-24 11:41:18

#14

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6477|Roma

seymorebutts443 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:

Source - Foxnews
ban tbh

lolirony

Fox. News.

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2010-03-24 11:53:18

#15

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6945|The darkside of Denver

Since when to radical muslims support plastic surgery? OMG, we HAVE TO HAVE BODY SCANNERS IN THE AIRPORT! You realize this is what this is all about?

2010-03-24 11:54:32

#16

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6285|Vortex Ring State

This would make for some epic pickup lines.

2010-03-24 11:55:13

#17

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6754

War Man wrote:
Well, real breasts were always better anyway.

2010-03-24 11:56:21

#18

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6945|The darkside of Denver

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
War Man wrote:
Well, real breasts were always better anyway.

coming from the two guys who've probably never handled a pair in thier lives.

2010-03-24 12:10:04

#19

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,743|7023|Cinncinatti

If this was in a movie like the tit guns in Austin Powers then it could be funny...
at the though

2010-03-24 12:12:50

#20

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6756

New terrorist tactic - explosive breast implants

new dumb thread - shifty opens his faggot mouth

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2010-03-24 12:13:00

#21

Kez: Member; +778|5989|London, UK

reminds me of that bit from austin powers

skip to 2:20

2010-03-24 12:15:10

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6786|so randum

Uzique wrote:
New terrorist tactic - explosive breast implants

new dumb thread - shifty opens his faggot mouth

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-03-24 12:36:40

#23

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6864|Columbus, OH

M.O.A.B wrote:
Hmm, seems like implants could actually blow up an aircraft after all

more likely, since terrorist would have to add shrapnel (metal, glass) to effectively kill/maim personnel

2010-03-28 00:04:11

#24

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6506|Phoenix, AZ

air port security is about to get a lot more interesting

2010-03-28 06:24:28

#25

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5759|Ventura, California

1 - See suspiciously large breasted woman

2 - "Excuse me ma'am, but we're going to have to search your breasts for explosives"

3 - Touchy touchy...

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

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