Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6691|Gogledd Cymru

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Lots of Orange Juice, but not too much that you spend tomorrow with the squits like, dose up on paracetomol.  If I had a video of me doing a dance routine in just my fav pair of underpant, Id post it now to help you forget about ya Flu, but I havent, neither do I have a webcam at work.

You watch all the hands pop up now

'27 I got Flue mate'

'Yeah and me'

'Me too'

and so on
lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
We still talking about painkillers here?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
oh wow, that's something i'd like to see.
might be a bit hard when the distance between me and you is about 2500km.
Id do it, I got two hands, one to pin you down and one to ram the pill down ya neck and then chuck a glass of water down ya throat.  Snap the tab's in half, I know why you dont like taking them and it is a serious matter, I dont mean to take the mick in regards to that.

But serious though, dont miss training again, you'll regret it.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
We still talking about painkillers here?
what do you mean "still"?
and yes we are. sort of
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
We still talking about painkillers here?
Yes mate, breakfast was 2 pages ago I think, do keep up at the back ol chap.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
oh wow, that's something i'd like to see.
might be a bit hard when the distance between me and you is about 2500km.
Id do it, I got two hands, one to pin you down and one to ram the pill down ya neck and then chuck a glass of water down ya throat.  Snap the tab's in half, I know why you dont like taking them and it is a serious matter, I dont mean to take the mick in regards to that.

But serious though, dont miss training again, you'll regret it.
bah. will think about it.

1927 wrote:

Yes mate, breakfast was 2 pages ago I think, do keep up at the back ol chap.
I seriously lolled.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:

Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
We still talking about painkillers here?
what do you mean "still"?
and yes we are. sort of
'sort of' - Oh shit sorry, Im loosing my touch.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


lmfao D

painkillers.. I don't like them.
But might just make an exception this time if it keeps me going on the ice..
Listen girl, If I have to pin you down, open ya mouth and force it down your throat then I will.  Swallow it, its good for you.  You'll soon feel better.
We still talking about painkillers here?
Yeah that's what I thought lol
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


oh wow, that's something i'd like to see.
might be a bit hard when the distance between me and you is about 2500km.
Id do it, I got two hands, one to pin you down and one to ram the pill down ya neck and then chuck a glass of water down ya throat.  Snap the tab's in half, I know why you dont like taking them and it is a serious matter, I dont mean to take the mick in regards to that.

But serious though, dont miss training again, you'll regret it.
bah. will think about it.

1927 wrote:

Yes mate, breakfast was 2 pages ago I think, do keep up at the back ol chap.
I seriously lolled.
Im gonna smack you on the ass in a minute Eif's, stop thinking about it and do it.  I guarantee you at 7pm or w/e it starts if your at home maybe on bf2s.com, you'll be thinking 'Fuck, I should of listened to 27 and gone, all my mates are there having a good time and Im not'.  I know the coach is a prick at times, dont worry bout fucking him off, but your the one missing out.  I also think health wise it will help.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Id do it, I got two hands, one to pin you down and one to ram the pill down ya neck and then chuck a glass of water down ya throat.  Snap the tab's in half, I know why you dont like taking them and it is a serious matter, I dont mean to take the mick in regards to that.

But serious though, dont miss training again, you'll regret it.
bah. will think about it.

1927 wrote:

Yes mate, breakfast was 2 pages ago I think, do keep up at the back ol chap.
I seriously lolled.
Im gonna smack you on the ass in a minute Eif's, stop thinking about it and do it.  I guarantee you at 7pm or w/e it starts if your at home maybe on bf2s.com, you'll be thinking 'Fuck, I should of listened to 27 and gone, all my mates are there having a good time and Im not'.  I know the coach is a prick at times, dont worry bout fucking him off, but your the one missing out.  I also think health wise it will help.
wonder what time i should be taking the painkiller if i'll be going on ice at 8.45..
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Id do it, I got two hands, one to pin you down and one to ram the pill down ya neck and then chuck a glass of water down ya throat.  Snap the tab's in half, I know why you dont like taking them and it is a serious matter, I dont mean to take the mick in regards to that.

But serious though, dont miss training again, you'll regret it.
bah. will think about it.


I seriously lolled.
Im gonna smack you on the ass in a minute Eif's, stop thinking about it and do it.  I guarantee you at 7pm or w/e it starts if your at home maybe on bf2s.com, you'll be thinking 'Fuck, I should of listened to 27 and gone, all my mates are there having a good time and Im not'.  I know the coach is a prick at times, dont worry bout fucking him off, but your the one missing out.  I also think health wise it will help.
wonder what time i should be taking the painkiller if i'll be going on ice at 8.45..
Drop it at 8pm so it gives you the fresh air/incentive to go.

I honestly think you will regret not going.  You might not of if you hadnt missed ice time recently.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Im gonna smack you on the ass in a minute Eif's, stop thinking about it and do it.  I guarantee you at 7pm or w/e it starts if your at home maybe on bf2s.com, you'll be thinking 'Fuck, I should of listened to 27 and gone, all my mates are there having a good time and Im not'.  I know the coach is a prick at times, dont worry bout fucking him off, but your the one missing out.  I also think health wise it will help.
wonder what time i should be taking the painkiller if i'll be going on ice at 8.45..
Drop it at 8pm so it gives you the fresh air/incentive to go.

I honestly think you will regret not going.  You might not of if you hadnt missed ice time recently.
If I die I'll blame you.
I'll haunt you.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


wonder what time i should be taking the painkiller if i'll be going on ice at 8.45..
Drop it at 8pm so it gives you the fresh air/incentive to go.

I honestly think you will regret not going.  You might not of if you hadnt missed ice time recently.
If I die I'll blame you.
I'll haunt you.
Have a hot chocolate or tea and enjoy the rest of your day before the game.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


wonder what time i should be taking the painkiller if i'll be going on ice at 8.45..
Drop it at 8pm so it gives you the fresh air/incentive to go.

I honestly think you will regret not going.  You might not of if you hadnt missed ice time recently.
If I die I'll blame you.
I'll haunt you.
Would you be my kinky ghost?  Will you touch me at night?  Will you be there?

Hey, thats a Micheal Jackson song isnt it?
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6833|Finland

1927 wrote:

Would you be my kinky ghost?
You got it.

https://i40.tinypic.com/14wtwfq.jpg
I need around tree fiddy.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:


Drop it at 8pm so it gives you the fresh air/incentive to go.

I honestly think you will regret not going.  You might not of if you hadnt missed ice time recently.
If I die I'll blame you.
I'll haunt you.
Would you be my kinky ghost?  Will you touch me at night?  Will you be there?
Yes, I will.
Very, very pissed off ghost.

@ bugz, it's only a practice, not a game :>
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Hey now you two just fucking hang on a moment.  Poor Swayze looks like he's just had an insert inserted and that aint happening to me.  He's almost gone cock eyed, now I know where the saying comes from, well, so does he.

Eif's why would you be pissed at me?  It would be like a tragic love story like Snakes on a plane or something, your heart would go on dont worry, you could visit me in my dreams.  I dont want you to be a pissed off ghost at me, Id want you to look after me and do shit for me and that.

Anyway Ive turned myself and half of you lot on, well, all except Eif's I imagine and as you should know I have a big night ahead of me.  Im going to go and calm myself down by doing some work, then Im off to visit Molls as she throwing chunks all over her Mums house and then Im off to get waxed at 2pm.  Fucking girl on the phone sounded lush and well up for it, I might just start stripping off and wait until she gives it 'oh excuse me Mr Birch, you dont need to do that' How fkn funny would that be?

Laters
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

1927 wrote:

Hey now you two just fucking hang on a moment.  Poor Swayze looks like he's just had an insert inserted and that aint happening to me.  He's almost gone cock eyed, now I know where the saying comes from, well, so does he.

Eif's why would you be pissed at me?  It would be like a tragic love story like Snakes on a plane or something, your heart would go on dont worry, you could visit me in my dreams.  I dont want you to be a pissed off ghost at me, Id want you to look after me and do shit for me and that.

Anyway Ive turned myself and half of you lot on, well, all except Eif's I imagine and as you should know I have a big night ahead of me.  Im going to go and calm myself down by doing some work, then Im off to visit Molls as she throwing chunks all over her Mums house and then Im off to get waxed at 2pm.  Fucking girl on the phone sounded lush and well up for it, I might just start stripping off and wait until she gives it 'oh excuse me Mr Birch, you dont need to do that' How fkn funny would that be?

Laters
Don't forget the video camera
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6893|Devon, England
It's funny watching you two flirt.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

1927 wrote:

Hey now you two just fucking hang on a moment.  Poor Swayze looks like he's just had an insert inserted and that aint happening to me.  He's almost gone cock eyed, now I know where the saying comes from, well, so does he.

Eif's why would you be pissed at me?  It would be like a tragic love story like Snakes on a plane or something, your heart would go on dont worry, you could visit me in my dreams.  I dont want you to be a pissed off ghost at me, Id want you to look after me and do shit for me and that.

Anyway Ive turned myself and half of you lot on, well, all except Eif's I imagine and as you should know I have a big night ahead of me.  Im going to go and calm myself down by doing some work, then Im off to visit Molls as she throwing chunks all over her Mums house and then Im off to get waxed at 2pm.  Fucking girl on the phone sounded lush and well up for it, I might just start stripping off and wait until she gives it 'oh excuse me Mr Birch, you dont need to do that' How fkn funny would that be?

Laters
i wouldnt be pissed off all the time, just for the first few weeks. maybe.
because you told me to go to practice, that's why
you have fun tonight <3


Spoiler (highlight to read):
pics or it didn't happen


p.s. i've never seen snakes on a plane..
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6514

See ya BF2s. Off to school.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6073|00770

ebug9 wrote:

See ya BF2s. Off to school.
have fun :>
well try atleast
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
got a new PB!

too bad it was the last session
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6823|London, England
I watched a bit of Snakes on a plane when it was on TV, it was more serious than I expected, I was like wtf
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6894
Para ser o no ser? Eso es la pregunta.

Tengo queso en mis pantalones. Eso es la realidad.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6833|Finland

Installed MW2 yesterday evening, played a few levels of SP, seems pretty cool.
I need around tree fiddy.

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