Yeah, drink driving is so awesomeseymorebutts443 wrote:
Easily one of the most awesome things I've heard all day.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I got hammered last night. My company was recently bought by LG so we had a huge company dinner with all the LG bigwigs from Korea. I vaguely remember high-fiving them all before I left the Seafood place. I kind of am ashamed at myself for driving home
I had a friend in college who was killed by a drunk driver.
He was 18 at the time.
He was the first person in his family to go to college,
and he was doing quite well at it, too.
He was 18 at the time.
He was the first person in his family to go to college,
and he was doing quite well at it, too.
got super hammered at a belated St.Pattys day party, smoked a couple hookas, toked up in a nice smoke circle, vomited in the driveway and was totally sober after that.
Had more than a few beers myself tonight. But I'm not a major shitshow, what a waste
I keep banging into things so I guess I'm still drunk. Also my balls hurt really bad and I have bruises on my back. derp
ended up puking on the lawn with a green t shirt that said "fuck me im irish" and a green bowler hat on.
Fuck it gyys just give me karma, and i might puke
I think I'll visit this thread tonight.
just picked up two bottles of this:
Gonna be a fun night
Gonna be a fun night
Two seems a bit much
or does it
or does it
it doesn't.jord wrote:
Two seems a bit much
or does it
NEXT!
Sailor Jerry has a new rival.
mmmmm kraken + coke or ginger ale is godlike. this + a few bowls = wreck feelin gooooooood
Morgan Spiced tbhWreckognize wrote:
Sailor Jerry has a new rival.
black spiced rum? what kind of bullshit is that? lol
i've a nice, mellow buzz on. and then i read one of KENNINGS posts where now, he's abusing pills like mother's little helper!
why KEN why? why couldna stick with alcohol, liquor is quicker!
why KEN why? why couldna stick with alcohol, liquor is quicker!
I visited my older brother who recently moved into a new flat. Friday night me and two of his mates shared a litre of absinthe between us, a crate of Strongbow (24 cans) and made a good dent into a 3 litre bottle of Vodka, needless to say we were pretty gone by the time we went clubbing. This was a big mistake. I spent 7 hours walking around Chester freezing cold, trying to find his apartment. Bear in mind I've never been there before. By chance I stumbled across it at 10:30 am, still drunk. Woke up at 6pm later that day. We found out later that I'd tried ringing him 22 times, but he can't handle his booze and was sleeping in the bathroom, where he'd been sick all over the place lol.
There's one to tell my kids eh?
There's one to tell my kids eh?
it's one to tell them why you got BANNED!The Sheriff wrote:
There's one to tell my kids eh?
Ya know, I really have no purpose in this thread. I would just like to say that the Svedka robot is kinda hot. That is all.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
pics!
(it's ok, i'm buzzed enough for both of us)
(it's ok, i'm buzzed enough for both of us)
face could be better but still...
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Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
ha ha!
"You may not karma the same person
"You may not karma the same person
on my way...
YOUR SIG LIES >=OCanadianLoser wrote:
on my way...
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
and the best part of it? it's sanctioned, it's righteous . . . it's like meeting an old friend from before you met your future ex.