Rock out with ya cock out
I like that Tazz, I like that
I like that Tazz, I like that
The Guvnor's will get their own nursery rhyme tooliquidat0r wrote:
ITT: Epicness
hang out with your wang out?1927 wrote:
Rock out with ya cock out
I like that Tazz, I like that
edit @Tazz wheres the love?
Last edited by mkxiii (2010-02-12 08:40:42)
That reminded me of Dr. Seusstazz. wrote:
So to you my dear sir
I tip you my hat
I give you some karma
and that sir, is that.
haha...ok. A little easier to understand than I imagined.... Now I can put the proper accent with your posts.1927 wrote:
lol, Im trying to karma you back Gusto, trying to get your attention as Ive mentioned 'The Ladies Section' in one of my rhymes. The section deserves its own rhyme actually ......
I have a Cardiff accent but have spent time nr London. My Mates nr London call me Taff and for a while my mates in Cardiff called me 'cockny'.
Have you heard of Gavin and Stacey?
Its filmed in my town and we all speak like this, they arn't putting the accents on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4zmMfz3pE
1m 40secs - Thats how I want to be when I grow up, you can all call me 'Uncle Bryn'.
You sure do have a way with words.
...
I try my bestest to type as I think I talk, Ultrafunkula has had the (?????? fill in the blank) of meeting me so maybe he can confirm.tuckergustav wrote:
You sure do have a way with words.
Im a lil bit bonkers and very relluctant to grow up. I do have a serious side though
Ok here we go, against the general tradition, i am going to try and create a rap about good deeds and niceness, to see if its possible
Ok whats goin on here BF2s?
Just take a step back and look at this mess
We need in this place some moral righteousness
I aint gonna rap about fightin so doing try and fight this
When you look out your window what do you see?
It aint good right, but this aint how its gotta be
So go out your door and do some good
Go spread some happiness right there in your hood
You see the thing about a smile is that its contagious
No matter the difference in race, gender or ages
So lets try to fix up this monotone existance
And get out and fight for the good deed resistance
Now you may think against and stick with your guns
But i aint asking you to be no fuckin nuns
I dont want you praying kneeling praying with your hands,
Im just asking for you to help you fellow man
I know thing look bad and the worlds gone to shit
But if you willing to try it aint to late to quit
Theres no need to be giving each other wounds and stitches
Naaaah, FUCK THIS SHITLETS GO SHOOT SOME BITCHES
yeaaah, its impossible
Ok whats goin on here BF2s?
Just take a step back and look at this mess
We need in this place some moral righteousness
I aint gonna rap about fightin so doing try and fight this
When you look out your window what do you see?
It aint good right, but this aint how its gotta be
So go out your door and do some good
Go spread some happiness right there in your hood
You see the thing about a smile is that its contagious
No matter the difference in race, gender or ages
So lets try to fix up this monotone existance
And get out and fight for the good deed resistance
Now you may think against and stick with your guns
But i aint asking you to be no fuckin nuns
I dont want you praying kneeling praying with your hands,
Im just asking for you to help you fellow man
I know thing look bad and the worlds gone to shit
But if you willing to try it aint to late to quit
Theres no need to be giving each other wounds and stitches
Naaaah, FUCK THIS SHITLETS GO SHOOT SOME BITCHES
yeaaah, its impossible
Last edited by mkxiii (2010-02-12 08:53:52)
the general tradition?mkxiii wrote:
Ok here we go, against the general tradition, i am going to try and create a rap about good deeds and niceness, to see if its possible
Ok whats goin on here BF2s?
Just take a step back and look at this mess
We need in this place some moral righteousness
I aint gonna rap about fightin so doing try and fight this
When you look out your window what do you see?
It aint good right, but this aint how its gotta be
So go out your door and do some good
Go spread some happiness right there in your hood
You see the thing about a smile is that its contagious
No matter the difference in race, gender or ages
So lets try to fix up this monotone existance
And get out and fight for the good deed resistance
Now you may think against and stick with your guns
But i aint asking you to be no fuckin nuns
I dont want you praying kneeling praying with your hands,
Im just asking for you to help you fellow man
I know thing look bad and the worlds gone to shit
But if you willing to try it aint to late to quit
Theres no need to be giving each other wounds and stitches
Naaaah, FUCK THIS SHITLETS GO SHOOT SOME BITCHES
yeaaah, its impossible
stop talking such shit you dumbass
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Yo muther fucker it be cold here .
Nearly be ready to snow here.
This is Rog sayin its cold here.
Almost gonna snow here, ya hear?
It be freezin rain all up in here.
I really can't take this shit here.
I wanna move ta aussie land, ya hear?
LOLz, I suck.
Nearly be ready to snow here.
This is Rog sayin its cold here.
Almost gonna snow here, ya hear?
It be freezin rain all up in here.
I really can't take this shit here.
I wanna move ta aussie land, ya hear?
LOLz, I suck.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
oooook, was just meaning that the overall stereotype of rapping etc is that it is based around guns, drugs etcUzique wrote:
the general tradition?mkxiii wrote:
some shit
stop talking such shit you dumbass
i know that it isnt, i was going to change the word tradition to stereotype in the first post but couldnt be assed as i doubted anyone cared enough to pull me up on it
Mk n Rogue
I like them fella's, good skills lets have some more.
I like them fella's, good skills lets have some more.
yo '27
come on down to devon
we'll crank it up to 11
in our own sexual heaven
...lolz
come on down to devon
we'll crank it up to 11
in our own sexual heaven
...lolz
I like Carnwahlmkxiii wrote:
yo '27
come on down to devon
we'll crank it up to 11
in our own sexual heaven
...lolz
But Devon is Rosier
Isnt that were
They all eat Ambrosia?
27, you have far too much time on your hands, I love it
Im supposed to be yur working but fuck that, far more important things to do.bennisboy wrote:
27, you have far too much time on your hands, I love it
Do you know what I was thinking last night driving home from yur? Does Bennis still play football? 4 years ago approx you woke up on a Sat or Sun morning with a stinking headache and was asking for help to do with getting to the pitch on time as you was dying. You were in uni.
What you doing now? Still play football.
I was just having a shit 20 mins ago, sat on the frone and I started a new rhyme about wanking.
Shall I put it down here, or fuck it, are we bored with rhymes now?
You know when ya bored
Do you flop out ya sword
Do you give it a rub
Do you give it a tug
But just like my women
I act like a thug
Mines got a bend
Not summat to mend
Thats harsh I thought
Oh fuck thats a wart
Oh what a critter
musta fell out her shitta
Just like Tenacious D
must be full of STD
But the wart fell off
it felt like a thorn
Boys feel my relief
as its just a bit of corn
My cock aint dying
Im no longer crying
I havent got aids
and boy I aint lying
Cos the fuckers gonna go
right up the next ho
that makes the mistake of her life
by banging on my doh
When I get her Im a keeper
cos im the grim reaper
but my mojo's come back
now that corns off my beeper
So lay off bum sex
its older than t-Rex
for ya cock it wrecks it
No Entry - ITS AN EXIT
Do you flop out ya sword
Do you give it a rub
Do you give it a tug
But just like my women
I act like a thug
Mines got a bend
Not summat to mend
Thats harsh I thought
Oh fuck thats a wart
Oh what a critter
musta fell out her shitta
Just like Tenacious D
must be full of STD
But the wart fell off
it felt like a thorn
Boys feel my relief
as its just a bit of corn
My cock aint dying
Im no longer crying
I havent got aids
and boy I aint lying
Cos the fuckers gonna go
right up the next ho
that makes the mistake of her life
by banging on my doh
When I get her Im a keeper
cos im the grim reaper
but my mojo's come back
now that corns off my beeper
So lay off bum sex
its older than t-Rex
for ya cock it wrecks it
No Entry - ITS AN EXIT
Mine ya cheeky monkey
Evidently not many someones here like to spit
This thread's deader than that lad I pushed in the bottomless pit
Oi, where are you 27, I expect you in this thread 24/7
Working harder than them slaves in a 7 eleven
I figure I'll spit some shit to send you spinning into seventh heaven
When I spit on the mic they call me the Rastafarian barbarian
Lyrics smoking like a blunt, while I'm pillaging your girlfriends cunt
Some people find spitting a bit of a mission
You don't need to get permission just to follow your ambition
Like the godfather in past tense, I made you an offer you never should have refused
You didn't listen, so now I gotta leave you feeling battered, bruised and confused
I know I'm being harsh, but shit you guys can't expect to be excused
I'll move on now to stop this rhyme from being overused
Yes 27 I'm still kicking a ball with my foot,
But not at uni cos I find it hard to stay put
I've gone and taken it up a gear
While I'm working at a bank for my placement year
I was thinking about that thread the other day as well,
I felt so bad I thought I'd died and gone to hell
Can't really remembered if the advice helped or not,
But knowing this forum I'm guessing it fucking missed the spot
So I'm hoping I've revived this thread
Like a bf2 medic whore when his teammates are lying dead
But please don't thank me cos that shit goes straight to my head
Fuck me I'm shattered, Eifa, wanna accompany me to bed?
This thread's deader than that lad I pushed in the bottomless pit
Oi, where are you 27, I expect you in this thread 24/7
Working harder than them slaves in a 7 eleven
I figure I'll spit some shit to send you spinning into seventh heaven
When I spit on the mic they call me the Rastafarian barbarian
Lyrics smoking like a blunt, while I'm pillaging your girlfriends cunt
Some people find spitting a bit of a mission
You don't need to get permission just to follow your ambition
Like the godfather in past tense, I made you an offer you never should have refused
You didn't listen, so now I gotta leave you feeling battered, bruised and confused
I know I'm being harsh, but shit you guys can't expect to be excused
I'll move on now to stop this rhyme from being overused
Yes 27 I'm still kicking a ball with my foot,
But not at uni cos I find it hard to stay put
I've gone and taken it up a gear
While I'm working at a bank for my placement year
I was thinking about that thread the other day as well,
I felt so bad I thought I'd died and gone to hell
Can't really remembered if the advice helped or not,
But knowing this forum I'm guessing it fucking missed the spot
So I'm hoping I've revived this thread
Like a bf2 medic whore when his teammates are lying dead
But please don't thank me cos that shit goes straight to my head
Fuck me I'm shattered, Eifa, wanna accompany me to bed?
yeah alrightbennisboy wrote:
So I'm hoping I've revived this thread
Like a bf2 medic whore when his teammates are lying dead
But please don't thank me cos that shit goes straight to my head
Fuck me I'm shattered, mkxiii, wanna accompany me to bed?
mkxiii wrote:
yeah alrightbennisboy wrote:
So I'm hoping I've revived this thread
Like a bf2 medic whore when his teammates are lying dead
But please don't thank me cos that shit goes straight to my head
Fuck me I'm shattered, mkxiii, wanna accompany me to bed?