I have too much music ... can't decide what to listen to.
Work out what mood your in. Two birds one bone.
Yeah, it was the Step-Mum's idea. She wanted a dog that didn't shed hair, didn't require massive amounts of exercise and you could sit down with and pet whilst watching TV. So that's why we got Molly. Molly's getting a bit lonely now, plus she's often getting maternal (bitches go haywire if you don't spade them) so we thought we'd get her a companion.1927 wrote:
Oh Nice. Mum's idea?Finray wrote:
She's another Bichon Frisé, like Molly.1927 wrote:
Im aright, wheeling n a dealing, ducking and a diving. Who wants to know?
What make of dog you got?
What did you two boys think of the egg chase on Saturday?
Do you know I know the words to flower of scotland? I think its better than our anthem (cos I dunno what ours is about), yours is penned by Wille Burns (haha nice name) and is about sticking one up England.
I genuienly love the song and Mollie now knows most of it too
I know some of the words.. I still think our song should be the Proclaimers. If not only Scotlands, but UKs. Better than God Save the Queen shite.
Shit I hate that.. when I had something like 200 songs I would just flick through them all going "Heard it.. Heard it.. Heard it.." now I've got something like 1200 and I'm flicking through them going "Nah.. Nah.. Nah.."liquidat0r wrote:
I have too much music ... can't decide what to listen to.
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Ahh thats safe that Molly got someone to play with now.
Im sure Bichon's were infact hunting dogs in France to begin with. Could be wrong. If there was a dog id like to fuck it would be a Bichon. I used to own a poodle but never felt the same way. Mind you that was called 'Toby' and I aint a gaylord.
Doctor Doctor its raining cats n dogs?
How do you know?
I just stepped in a poodle.
Now dont ask me why Doctor Doctor appears in that joke, I made it up.
Im sure Bichon's were infact hunting dogs in France to begin with. Could be wrong. If there was a dog id like to fuck it would be a Bichon. I used to own a poodle but never felt the same way. Mind you that was called 'Toby' and I aint a gaylord.
Doctor Doctor its raining cats n dogs?
How do you know?
I just stepped in a poodle.
Now dont ask me why Doctor Doctor appears in that joke, I made it up.
Try 16,000Finray wrote:
Shit I hate that.. when I had something like 200 songs I would just flick through them all going "Heard it.. Heard it.. Heard it.." now I've got something like 1200 and I'm flicking through them going "Nah.. Nah.. Nah.."liquidat0r wrote:
I have too much music ... can't decide what to listen to.
They were used for hunting rats in French rich peoples basements.1927 wrote:
Im sure Bichon's were infact hunting dogs in France to begin with. Could be wrong. If there was a dog id like to fuck it would be a Bichon. I used to own a poodle but never felt the same way. Mind you that was called 'Toby' and I aint a gaylord.
D:liquidat0r wrote:
Try 16,000
Ahhh so I was pretty close.Finray wrote:
They were used for hunting rats in French rich peoples basements.1927 wrote:
Im sure Bichon's were infact hunting dogs in France to begin with. Could be wrong. If there was a dog id like to fuck it would be a Bichon. I used to own a poodle but never felt the same way. Mind you that was called 'Toby' and I aint a gaylord.D:liquidat0r wrote:
Try 16,000
What you got boy or bitch? Name? How obdient is Mollie? Id be a dog trainer if I wasnt doing what Im doing.
What did your lil doggy think of the rugby?
New pup is a bitch and Molly is the most disobedient thing I have ever come across. She's not stupid, far from it, she just never does what you tell her.
I could be like Supernanny and Mitch the fucking dog trainer all rolled into one.Finray wrote:
New pup is a bitch and Molly is the most disobedient thing I have ever come across. She's not stupid, far from it, she just never does what you tell her.
Sort the spare room out mate, im packing my bags and i'll be up soon to sort the 4 of you out.
I best not call myself The Child Whisperer though eh? Not saying your children or nothing its just thats how these things usually work.
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Can't wait.1927 wrote:
I could be like Supernanny and Mitch the fucking dog trainer all rolled into one.Finray wrote:
New pup is a bitch and Molly is the most disobedient thing I have ever come across. She's not stupid, far from it, she just never does what you tell her.
Sort the spare room out mate, im packing my bags and i'll be up soon to sort the 4 of you out.
Maybe since we got another pup she'll stop being so spoilt.
Well, it worked with Cammy when you came along so who knowsFinray wrote:
Can't wait.1927 wrote:
I could be like Supernanny and Mitch the fucking dog trainer all rolled into one.Finray wrote:
New pup is a bitch and Molly is the most disobedient thing I have ever come across. She's not stupid, far from it, she just never does what you tell her.
Sort the spare room out mate, im packing my bags and i'll be up soon to sort the 4 of you out.
Maybe since we got another pup she'll stop being so spoilt.
Get .22 rifle and some rat shot.mcminty wrote:
HALP!!
So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.
Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.
Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
nvm, aussieland. Slingshot with sharp rocks...
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
hahahaha very funny1927 wrote:
Well, it worked with Cammy when you came along so who knowsFinray wrote:
Can't wait.1927 wrote:
I could be like Supernanny and Mitch the fucking dog trainer all rolled into one.
Sort the spare room out mate, im packing my bags and i'll be up soon to sort the 4 of you out.
Maybe since we got another pup she'll stop being so spoilt.
someone punched me in the back of the head last night
go find them and fuck 'em up then!
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
hahaha Thought you wouldnt mind mate.CammRobb wrote:
hahahaha very funny1927 wrote:
Well, it worked with Cammy when you came along so who knowsFinray wrote:
Can't wait.
Maybe since we got another pup she'll stop being so spoilt.
Tell ya folks you got a Welsh Exchange student coming to stay for a week.
The dirty cunts.SEREVENT wrote:
someone punched me in the back of the head last night
You alright?
hey lads. sitting here with a warm cuppa (the usual)
how about you guys?
how about you guys?
Cause I'd just shoot it in my room if I was able to? o.OROGUEDD wrote:
Get .22 rifle and some rat shot.
nvm, aussieland. Slingshot with sharp rocks...
Mm yeah, the impressing the birds was just an afterthought I want to learn to cook so I can make decent tasting and healthy food on my own. I'm a uni student, but I still live at home, so most of what I eat is either just plain out bad food (fast food on the way to uni) or often stuff that mum makes that I just don't like. And it's not me being "fussy" - my grandma never really taught her to cook; she lost a lot of weight 10 years ago by doing weight watchers, which spawned a whole new class of bland food; and some wanker of a food allergy specialist put the fear of god into her over anything with actual flavour.1927 wrote:
I never wanted to cook to impress the birds more to do with not needing a bird. I reckon Im a better Mum to Mollie than her own Mum. I can straighten her hair, not as good as her Mum, but can blow dry it and wash it just aswell. I fully domesticated myself when I was 17.
Same with anything in life, if you enjoy doing it you will be good at it. I was the only boy in my year to do cooking and fuck me they ripped it out of me. But how many of them are Car Mechanics now? How many make table legs for a living? Yet I cook every day of the week. Other than assertivness its imo the most important thing they teach in school.
I love trying new things, and Im finding my memory is coming back where I cook something and think' fuck yeah that tasted like it did in Portugal when I was 8' - in that example clams.
In your cases pour a beer and drink it whilst reading the cook book/sheet again, then pour another and get cooking. With me I just skin up and get on with it. Dont tend to use books other than for idea's.
Ignore the bit where it says on such n such heat for so and so amount of time. If you put ya fork in it and taste it your mouth will tell you if its cooked or not.
So my cooking is for me.
Interesting you mention schools. Earlier today I watched this presentation by Jamie Oliver about food and health, and his efforts to bring better food to schools. It's well worth a watch.
cookings alright. i barbecuing some franks/throwing some steak over charcoal eh.
FAKK! I have 8 cases that I need to punch in the system. I don't feel like it. Peckerheads be calling about all kinds of dumb synch issues... Bläh.
Seems like someone has the case of the MuNdaYs...
Seems like someone has the case of the MuNdaYs...
watmcminty wrote:
Cause I'd just shoot it in my room if I was able to? o.OROGUEDD wrote:
Get .22 rifle and some rat shot.
nvm, aussieland. Slingshot with sharp rocks...
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
I tend to keep an eye on what Im feeding Molls more than myself, but them pesky schools got her asking me for Fair Trade stuff and Healthy eating this and that. Fuck me, do they think we are made of money?
My housemate does all that weight watchers food and it aint that bad I find. Im now using 'I cant believe its not butter - light' and I cant taste the fucking difference.
Your lucky your at home, get ya Ma to buy you the ingredients and cook for her. That way you practice for free, then when you snare a young lady, hit her on the head and drag her back to the den you can impress her with something. You got huge steaks and amazing fish. I bet they arn't that expensive either. Do you like fish? W/e lil fishy you got (providing it aint a shrimp), get the skin off it, take the bones out, wrap it in foil and bung it in the oven for 25mins. In the foil and on the fish add w/e you want. Peppers, Spring Onions, urbs, a lil white wine, a lil lemon juice, salt (if it fresh water) and pepper. Birds will love you for that.
Talking of birds n food and what not, wtf is this shit them Sheela's say 'A way to a mans heart is through his belly'. Girls if you reading this dont belive a fucking word of it. To get to mine you go through my cock not my belly. Give me a blowie and I'll love you, a long fucking time.
My housemate does all that weight watchers food and it aint that bad I find. Im now using 'I cant believe its not butter - light' and I cant taste the fucking difference.
Your lucky your at home, get ya Ma to buy you the ingredients and cook for her. That way you practice for free, then when you snare a young lady, hit her on the head and drag her back to the den you can impress her with something. You got huge steaks and amazing fish. I bet they arn't that expensive either. Do you like fish? W/e lil fishy you got (providing it aint a shrimp), get the skin off it, take the bones out, wrap it in foil and bung it in the oven for 25mins. In the foil and on the fish add w/e you want. Peppers, Spring Onions, urbs, a lil white wine, a lil lemon juice, salt (if it fresh water) and pepper. Birds will love you for that.
Talking of birds n food and what not, wtf is this shit them Sheela's say 'A way to a mans heart is through his belly'. Girls if you reading this dont belive a fucking word of it. To get to mine you go through my cock not my belly. Give me a blowie and I'll love you, a long fucking time.
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lol yeah thanks but he was massive! well compared to me who isn't lol1927 wrote:
The dirty cunts.SEREVENT wrote:
someone punched me in the back of the head last night
You alright?
also a guy asked me out, which made me feel a bit better about myself, i obviously said no but he was beautiful and its definitely something i wouldn't rule out for him
Yes Piece, try and get some of the other members yur cooking. I want to teach the boys to cook in perfect harmony.androoz wrote:
cookings alright. i barbecuing some franks/throwing some steak over charcoal eh.