Man vs Beast

2010-02-14 23:13:41

#1

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5691|Ventura, California

So this morning I wake up very calmly remembering we're going on an epic snowboarding day with our school. So as I'm getting my clothing together I hear horrified screams come from downstairs. Low and behold, there's my little sister hugging my mom and screaming her head off. After I tell her to STFU after a good 10 seconds of this, she tells me there's this tiny little mouse running about.

So naturally she woke up other sister sleeping up stairs, sister 1 goes to school still breathing heavily, (OMG). While sister two refuses to go into the bathroom because the mouse is there. So I go to make my pancakes and then I hear more screaming and my heart nearly skipped a beat.

Me getting fed up with this crap, I go and get my big boots on and poor some flour on the floor (decoy) and the little idiot falls for it. And I come out and chase this little guy (darn he was slow) and...

Spoiler (highlight to read):
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM I crushed the little bitch

I'm off to snowboard, cya ladies

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-15 01:11:45

#2

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6583|California

do your boots weigh more then you? srs ?

2010-02-15 02:13:29

#3

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6707|Gogledd Cymru

Thanks for sharing that.

2010-02-15 02:22:24

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

shez it was a p.good thread but it got modded

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-02-15 02:29:57

#5

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6657|Brisbane, Australia

gay. shifty makes a shit thread like this and my obviously sarcastic post gets deleted?

srs bsns in my ee.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2010-02-15 03:54:21

#6

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

-Sh1fty- wrote:
So this morning I wake up very calmly remembering we're going on an epic snowboarding day with our school.

Fuck me all I ever got to do was stand in the High Street with a fucking clipboard and ask shoppers how often they came to town to shop.

I love threads about sisters.

How old did you say they were?

2010-02-15 04:17:04

#7

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6347|Carnoustie MASSIF

-Sh1fty- wrote:
sister 1 goes to school still breathing heavily, (OMG).

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-02-15 04:17:31)

2010-02-15 04:22:49

#8

Chou: Member; +737|7008

Duuuude you so tough, telling your sis to stfu in front of your mom, making pancakes on your own, crushing a mouse with mighty boots and then you're off to go snowboarding like a true champion

2010-02-15 04:48:37

#9

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5803

I would love to see Fedor E fist fight a horse.

2010-02-15 05:54:55

#10

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6877|The darkside of Denver

Two things come to mind here.
this

and title should be boy vs small rodent.

2010-02-15 06:49:59

#11

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5606|Fuck this.

Its weasel stomping daaaaaaaay!

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2010-02-15 06:50:21

#12

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6795|Columbus, OH

What you did not gut it and ate the heart!? This thread makes Bear Grylls cry.

2010-02-15 06:53:41

#13

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

loubot wrote:
What you did not gut it and ate the heart!? This thread makes Bear Grylls cry.

Yeah and his thread made me cry. Dont give a fuck about killing Rudolph and all that but drinking its fucking blood. That Bear is a Zombie I tell thee.

2010-02-15 07:04:28

#14

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6702

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

requesting pics of sisters

2010-02-15 07:04:39

#15

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6714

https://www.slough.gov.uk/libraries/images/recommended/ofmicemen.jpg

2010-02-15 07:13:40

#16

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6440|Escea

SonderKommando wrote:
Two things come to mind here.
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRji6Wh41c
and title should be boy vs small rodent.

Rofl

2010-02-15 08:32:05

#17

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5691|Ventura, California

Pictures of said snowboarding trip (I'll make a video friday...facebook whoring FTW)

Pic 1
Pic 2
Pic 3
Pic 4
Pic 5
Pic 6, sadness, leaving...

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-02-15 08:55:12

#18

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6795|Columbus, OH

Nic Pic / Nice day to go

2010-02-15 09:25:52

#19

androoz: Banned; +137|5430|United States

looks fun bro.

2010-02-15 09:31:15

#20

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6997|Great Brown North

SonderKommando wrote:
Two things come to mind here.
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRji6Wh41c
and title should be boy vs small rodent.

lol i thought of the same thing

that and the one where homer punched the fly... and it flew away

2010-02-15 10:23:38

#21

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6812|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Ban TBH.

2010-02-15 10:35:30

#22

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5760|Toronto

burnzz wrote:
http://www.slough.gov.uk/libraries/imag … icemen.jpg

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

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