Went out drinking Friday night with 2 buddies, Scott and Pete. I picked them up at a bar and had a few shots with them but they had already been at the hockey game drinking all night. So we leave the bar and head to the casino. When we get there, Pete’s passed out and refuses to go in with us. We left him in my truck and off we go to lose our hard earned money on games of chance.
So about 2 hours later my $100 is gone and I’m ready to leave, so I start looking for Scott. Couldn’t find him anywhere… so I go out in front of the casino and see something going on. 2 ladies were screaming at the top of their lungs at some guy in their truck. I don’t think much of it at this point other than “cool, I get to see some shit go down at least”. A security guard radios in for back-up… “there’s some guy refusing to get of a ladies vehicle”. The ladies are trying to unbuckle this guy’s seatbelt and remove him with everything they got but he wouldn’t budge. All I could hear was someone yelling back at them “This isn’t your truck bitch!” So I walk over a little closer and holy shit if it isn’t Pete in there!
So I start yelling at him “Pete! Get the fuck out of that ladie’s truck dude! What the fuck are you doing???” He looks over at me and says “this isn’t you’re truck?” (Keep in mind my truck is small and black and this thing was a baby-blue full-size Dodge, not even remotely similar trucks) So I get him to get out of the truck and we start walking away from the scene when all the sudden 5 security guards start surrounding him grabbing his arms. Well, Pete’s no small dude and was not even semi-conscious at this point so he gets that rage in his eye… you know the one where you’re just like “fuck all” and start swinging for the fences.
Well, my eye got in the way of his first punch.
I'm actually suprised he didn't knock me out. Pete's about 6'4 and pretty well built.
Pete only sat out in my truck for about 30 minutes he said when he had to get up to go pee. He said he went in the casino and was quickly escorted back out because he couldn’t stand up or walk so he piss'd on the sidewalk in front of the main entrance. Lulz. So anyways, he went back out to the parking lot and got in this stranger’s truck without realizing it. He fell back asleep for about an hour and he was only woken up by the screaming lady, not the valet driver who had retrieved this ladies truck. So he caught a ride with him and didn’t even know it.
The story is funnier IRL, but you get the gist… goodtimes.
So about 2 hours later my $100 is gone and I’m ready to leave, so I start looking for Scott. Couldn’t find him anywhere… so I go out in front of the casino and see something going on. 2 ladies were screaming at the top of their lungs at some guy in their truck. I don’t think much of it at this point other than “cool, I get to see some shit go down at least”. A security guard radios in for back-up… “there’s some guy refusing to get of a ladies vehicle”. The ladies are trying to unbuckle this guy’s seatbelt and remove him with everything they got but he wouldn’t budge. All I could hear was someone yelling back at them “This isn’t your truck bitch!” So I walk over a little closer and holy shit if it isn’t Pete in there!
So I start yelling at him “Pete! Get the fuck out of that ladie’s truck dude! What the fuck are you doing???” He looks over at me and says “this isn’t you’re truck?” (Keep in mind my truck is small and black and this thing was a baby-blue full-size Dodge, not even remotely similar trucks) So I get him to get out of the truck and we start walking away from the scene when all the sudden 5 security guards start surrounding him grabbing his arms. Well, Pete’s no small dude and was not even semi-conscious at this point so he gets that rage in his eye… you know the one where you’re just like “fuck all” and start swinging for the fences.
Well, my eye got in the way of his first punch.
I'm actually suprised he didn't knock me out. Pete's about 6'4 and pretty well built.
Pete only sat out in my truck for about 30 minutes he said when he had to get up to go pee. He said he went in the casino and was quickly escorted back out because he couldn’t stand up or walk so he piss'd on the sidewalk in front of the main entrance. Lulz. So anyways, he went back out to the parking lot and got in this stranger’s truck without realizing it. He fell back asleep for about an hour and he was only woken up by the screaming lady, not the valet driver who had retrieved this ladies truck. So he caught a ride with him and didn’t even know it.
The story is funnier IRL, but you get the gist… goodtimes.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
