Take estrogen pills to get in touch of your femnine side
Will I grow moobs? I'll do it for some kick ass moobsloubot wrote:
Take estrogen pills to get in touch of your femnine side
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
just blame it all on ptsd
wait, that'll probably make things worse. rambo dream, just say rambo dream
wait, that'll probably make things worse. rambo dream, just say rambo dream
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Apparently I tried to bum fuck my girlfriend in my sleep. She doesn't like anal so I got an earful the next morning.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
you were asleep so to me it doesnt make sense to be mad about it, but women dont need sense to be mad so just be a good boy and spoil her a little bit or tell her to get over it
i actually get spasms in my arms and legs when i sleep and there have been times when i fell asleep spooning that id punch her right in the face, they never got mad because it was just an accident
i have to sleep with my arms either underneath or behind me or i will punch myself in the face, you might need to be tied down to avoid repeating that adventure of yours
i actually get spasms in my arms and legs when i sleep and there have been times when i fell asleep spooning that id punch her right in the face, they never got mad because it was just an accident
i have to sleep with my arms either underneath or behind me or i will punch myself in the face, you might need to be tied down to avoid repeating that adventure of yours
Probabl will. you'll have to wear a tight sport bra to keep that shite tight.JohnG@lt wrote:
Will I grow moobs? I'll do it for some kick ass moobsloubot wrote:
Take estrogen pills to get in touch of your femnine side
think of it like this :
next time she gets mouthy ............... remind her
next time she gets mouthy ............... remind her
I mean, she's punched me in the jaw before in her sleep so it's not like she's innocent here
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
oh ............ then fuck it .......... all you're doing is evening up the score
You should tell her how lucky she is that you didn't dream about being Chuck Norris ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Captain Falcon better.Varegg wrote:
You should tell her how lucky she is that you didn't dream about being Chuck Norris ...
wait, who has braces?whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I think John has tricked us all
Damn trickster
Then again I've heard of "sexsomnia" where people have sex with someone whilst they're asleep, so I guess anything's fuckin possible
Damn trickster
Then again I've heard of "sexsomnia" where people have sex with someone whilst they're asleep, so I guess anything's fuckin possible
Nah man. 100% real.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I think John has tricked us all
Damn trickster
Then again I've heard of "sexsomnia" where people have sex with someone whilst they're asleep, so I guess anything's fuckin possible
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
lulz
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
same thing happened to pete twamley in ultimate force, the next season his wife had an affair and he got blown into so many pieces in an ambush they had to put sand bags in his coffin
lmfaoSEREVENT wrote:
same thing happened to pete twamley in ultimate force, the next season his wife had an affair and he got blown into so many pieces in an ambush they had to put sand bags in his coffin
No one else liked that?
fu guys
surgeons out.
fu guys
surgeons out.
you*re not surgeons! you*re OBL!The Sheriff wrote:
No one else liked that?
fu guys
surgeons out.
which is why he laughed so much at someone getting blown to pieces and then got angry when nobody else did!burnzz wrote:
you*re not surgeons! you*re OBL!The Sheriff wrote:
No one else liked that?
fu guys
surgeons out.
Congratulations macintosh, you can join my clan of dirty wizards, we can blow stuff up together.
i thought you said you'll blow up the moon if you didn't get 1 million karmas
then I said you're an idiot because you mooj's worship the moon, yet you'll kill anyone who believes in things like karma
we need to take this to ee chats, obl
then I said you're an idiot because you mooj's worship the moon, yet you'll kill anyone who believes in things like karma
we need to take this to ee chats, obl
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So Mr. Conservative is shacking up, having all the perks of marriage without manning up and making a vow. Dr. Laura does not approve.JohnG@lt wrote:
Wtf for? I can't help what happens in a dream. I've been with her for 4 1/2 years and lived with her for 2 and this is the first incident. I think it's hilarious.trex1210 wrote:
you should be kicked out of the house till you get some help for fuck sakes.
That's interesting in the watching paint dry kind of way.