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ATG wrote:

This just in over A.M. Radio: North and South Korean armies are shooting at each other.


How many countries have been jacked by our mortgage backed securities?

As a nation, our cupboards are empty and our tables are bare.

Never before has so many numbers of peoples lived in such wide spread poverty and uncertainty.

Because of the above axioms I believe these days are ripe with the smell of slaughter.

There is a shortage in the amount of people dying. Ask the green advisor to GB. Ask Little Barrys environmental advisors. 



Iran.
North Korea.
Nevermindlands Iraq and  Afghanistan.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

If you're gonna post it, post the real thing

But I did.

buttholes harshing my mellow.

I think it was the North Koreans prepping for their big "start of WW3" offensive push, tbh.

ATG wrote:

the current financial crysis

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I vil schtart Vorld Var 3

Mekstizzle wrote:

This last incident is nothing really. In November they had a naval engagement in which one North Korean was killed. And I only found about that when they reported this artillery news, heh.

The whole Korea thing is an embarassment for the Koreans. Look how much they hate each other. All because of the US and Soviet union. They were all the same ethnicity, religion and language. Now they hate each other more than ever. One side changing/changed into a Soviet leadership cult, the other one changing into a progressively more Christian Westernised Democracy. This whole era is massive a low point for Koreans.

eleven bravo wrote:

i hear younger south koreans want unity and resent the US. You see footage of anti north korean protests in the south and all the protesters look like they are in their 60's

Turquoise wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

i hear younger south koreans want unity and resent the US. You see footage of anti north korean protests in the south and all the protesters look like they are in their 60's

We could pull out of South Korea and watch what happens.   The youth would probably have a different view afterwards....

Superior Mind wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I vil schtart Vorld Var 3

I knew you were a fucking Nazi. I fucking knew it.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.



As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.



The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.



There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.



Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.



Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.



By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

aerodynamic wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

i hear younger south koreans want unity and resent the US. You see footage of anti north korean protests in the south and all the protesters look like they are in their 60's

We could pull out of South Korea and watch what happens.   The youth would probably have a different view afterwards....

US and the Soviets are just like two guests who broke and fucked up everything in the house and now they don't know what to do to fix the situation. US, you are not leaving until you fix this shit.