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2010-01-18 08:08:05

#7226

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:
baggs wrote:
Finray wrote:

Yes.

It cost £4.50 from a discount store
do want.

tho i just bought a proper coffee machine off my mate at work, i'll get shot if i bring any more kitchen appilances home

i love kitchen.
I bought a Milk Frother yesterday. The following list is full of cunts that didnt sell it:

Morrisons
Tesco
Wilkinsons
Pound Stretcher
M&B
BHS Home
Next

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/35472_PE126225_S3.jpg

97p What a fucking bargain. I love Hot Chocolate and drink it like fuck, fucking loads of it. Its fucking great.

I got a fucking red mark on my nose, was quite puzzled as to how it got there as I was having a shave this morning. Then I remember the milk frother and playing dares last night.

I had one of those, they're good.

Lost it ages ago, where did you get yours from

2010-01-18 08:08:05

#7227

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6907|London, England

why would next sell a milk frother

well theres no harm in trying i guess

2010-01-18 08:11:16

#7228

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6416|Carnoustie MASSIF

Hello all. Was at a funeral today, 24yo girl killed by a hit and run driver on the 1st of the month. Fucking hellish.

2010-01-18 08:12:10

#7229

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

did they catch him cammy?

2010-01-18 08:12:44

#7230

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5536

gotta take a huge shit

2010-01-18 08:13:10

#7231

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:
1927 wrote:
I bought a Milk Frother yesterday. The following list is full of cunts that didnt sell it:

Morrisons
Tesco
Wilkinsons
Pound Stretcher
M&B
BHS Home
Next

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/35472_PE126225_S3.jpg

97p What a fucking bargain. I love Hot Chocolate and drink it like fuck, fucking loads of it. Its fucking great.

I got a fucking red mark on my nose, was quite puzzled as to how it got there as I was having a shave this morning. Then I remember the milk frother and playing dares last night.
Milk frothers are awesome. Although, the question remains, milk, or water with your hot choco?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
milk ftw

Oh not as simple as that young man. You just cant chuck a load of cow juice in a mug all willy nilly.

Get Blue top milk (thats mans milk where I live, well not literally but it aint been skimmed)
Chuck some cream in next until the mug is 2/3rds full.
Dont be a tight cunt with the choc powder now, you dont need sugar, but add like 3 mountains of the choc powder.
Microwave for 2 mins on a 750w setting
stir slowly first with a spoon so that the unmelted powder dont go off all over the worktop.
Then froth the living fuck out of it, if you dont have to wipe up after yaself, have a laugh if not, do it over the sink.
Open the fridge, shake the tits off the squirty cream, then give it 'gssshhhhhhhhhh' in a Mr Whippy / having a poo kind of motion.
Kick 7 shades of shit out of a Flake and lob that on the top.
I'll be out the back later drinking that having a toke happy as fucking Larry.

2010-01-18 08:14:12

#7232

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
1927 wrote:
baggs wrote:

do want.

tho i just bought a proper coffee machine off my mate at work, i'll get shot if i bring any more kitchen appilances home

i love kitchen.
I bought a Milk Frother yesterday. The following list is full of cunts that didnt sell it:

Morrisons
Tesco
Wilkinsons
Pound Stretcher
M&B
BHS Home
Next

http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/35472_PE126225_S3.jpg

97p What a fucking bargain. I love Hot Chocolate and drink it like fuck, fucking loads of it. Its fucking great.

I got a fucking red mark on my nose, was quite puzzled as to how it got there as I was having a shave this morning. Then I remember the milk frother and playing dares last night.
I had one of those, they're good.

Lost it ages ago, where did you get yours from

Next to the Microwave where I left it last time I used it???

2010-01-18 08:14:24

#7233

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

you missed out mini marshmellows

2010-01-18 08:15:14

#7234

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:
why would next sell a milk frother

well theres no harm in trying i guess

Next Home.

In Spain do they call it Next Homo's?

im a cunt

2010-01-18 08:16:39

#7235

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
you missed out mini marshmellows

Ahh fuck, I thought Finray was straight.

Sorry Fin, bung some Marshmallows on top if your into the cock. Put Pink Fluffy slippers on ya feet, hot water bottle on ya lap, and bung Desp Housewives on, sit back and enjoy.

2010-01-18 08:19:36

#7236

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
you missed out mini marshmellows
Ahh fuck, I thought Finray was straight.

Sorry Fin, bung some Marshmallows on top if your into the cock. Put Pink Fluffy slippers on ya feet, hot water bottle on ya lap, and bung Desp Housewives on, sit back and enjoy.

lolz

try it when no ones around, it can be our little secret. if you dont like it ill refund you the price of the marshmellows in coppers

2010-01-18 08:24:55

#7237

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
you missed out mini marshmellows
Ahh fuck, I thought Finray was straight.

Sorry Fin, bung some Marshmallows on top if your into the cock. Put Pink Fluffy slippers on ya feet, hot water bottle on ya lap, and bung Desp Housewives on, sit back and enjoy.
lolz

try it when no ones around, it can be our little secret. if you dont like it ill refund you the price of the marshmellows in coppers

Its ok Mollie has them on hers, supermarkets now do lil teeny weeny Marshmallows.

I dont like M'mallows though, horrible word, horrible thing to eat unall.

I did used to like Flumps. The edible kind, however in my younger days I used to buy them drinks and take them home before shagging them and sending them on their way.

2010-01-18 08:26:42

#7238

jord: Member; +2,382|6964|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
1927 wrote:

Ahh fuck, I thought Finray was straight.

Sorry Fin, bung some Marshmallows on top if your into the cock. Put Pink Fluffy slippers on ya feet, hot water bottle on ya lap, and bung Desp Housewives on, sit back and enjoy.
lolz

try it when no ones around, it can be our little secret. if you dont like it ill refund you the price of the marshmellows in coppers
Its ok Mollie has them on hers, supermarkets now do lil teeny weeny Marshmallows.

I dont like M'mallows though, horrible word, horrible thing to eat unall.

I did used to like Flumps. The edible kind, however in my younger days I used to buy them drinks and take them home before shagging them and sending them on their way.

I have no idea wth flumps are.

I do know that adding a bit of flake or choc drops in with the actual choc powder AND on the whipped cream on top is the way to go

2010-01-18 08:27:05

#7239

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6245|Carnoustie

jord wrote:
did they catch him cammy?

Yeah they caught the bastard, think the story was some arsehole got wasted, decided to nick a car then ploughed into the poor girl. If we had the death penalty he'd deserve it

I Friggin Love The Nhs

2010-01-18 08:29:21

#7240

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6959|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
1927 wrote:
jord wrote:

lolz

try it when no ones around, it can be our little secret. if you dont like it ill refund you the price of the marshmellows in coppers
Its ok Mollie has them on hers, supermarkets now do lil teeny weeny Marshmallows.

I dont like M'mallows though, horrible word, horrible thing to eat unall.

I did used to like Flumps. The edible kind, however in my younger days I used to buy them drinks and take them home before shagging them and sending them on their way.
I have no idea wth flumps are.

I do know that adding a bit of flake or choc drops in with the actual choc powder AND on the whipped cream on top is the way to go

Flumps are / were. a Tri colour platted 12" marshmallow, great for hitting Girls and kids with. Makes a hell of a whack but feel no pain. I'll be out my back later, shorts on, hoodie'd up, sandals n socks with a biffta in 1 hand and a frothy hot choc in the other.

Milky coffee is also the bollox

2010-01-18 08:32:21

#7241

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6245|Carnoustie

1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
1927 wrote:

Its ok Mollie has them on hers, supermarkets now do lil teeny weeny Marshmallows.

I dont like M'mallows though, horrible word, horrible thing to eat unall.

I did used to like Flumps. The edible kind, however in my younger days I used to buy them drinks and take them home before shagging them and sending them on their way.
I have no idea wth flumps are.

I do know that adding a bit of flake or choc drops in with the actual choc powder AND on the whipped cream on top is the way to go
Flumps are / were. a Tri colour platted 12" marshmallow, great for hitting Girls and kids with. Makes a hell of a whack but feel no pain. I'll be out my back later, shorts on, hoodie'd up, sandals n socks with a biffta in 1 hand and a frothy hot choc in the other.

Milky coffee is also the bollox

love milky and sugary coffee!!

I Friggin Love The Nhs

2010-01-18 08:33:01

#7242

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7129|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant

2010-01-18 08:33:45

#7243

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5536

fml

2010-01-18 08:34:15

#7244

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6967|Disaster Free Zone

1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
1927 wrote:
Its ok Mollie has them on hers, supermarkets now do lil teeny weeny Marshmallows.

I dont like M'mallows though, horrible word, horrible thing to eat unall.

I did used to like Flumps. The edible kind, however in my younger days I used to buy them drinks and take them home before shagging them and sending them on their way.
I have no idea wth flumps are.

I do know that adding a bit of flake or choc drops in with the actual choc powder AND on the whipped cream on top is the way to go
Flumps are / were. a Tri colour platted 12" marshmallow, great for hitting Girls and kids with. Makes a hell of a whack but feel no pain. I'll be out my back later, shorts on, hoodie'd up, sandals n socks with a biffta in 1 hand and a frothy hot choc in the other.

Milky coffee is also the bollox

Well you're in luck - Price: £2.00 for 10

https://www.sweetgreetingsshildon.co.uk/images/uploads/soft/barratt-flump.JPG

2010-01-18 08:35:21

#7245

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6907|London, England

Sydney wrote:
Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant

I'm trying to think of a smartass comment to make, or something witty/quirky, but I really can't. You're actually screwed

2010-01-18 08:36:38

#7246

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6783

Sydney wrote:
Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant

so, your family tree has no branches?

2010-01-18 08:38:47

#7247

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6245|Carnoustie

burnzz wrote:
Sydney wrote:
Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant
so, your family tree has no branches?

A culture that's "coming" into it's own

I Friggin Love The Nhs

2010-01-18 08:39:33

#7248

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7129|Reykjavík, Iceland.

It's retarded, and it's in ancient Icelandic as well, so half of the words in the text are words I've never even heard about.

I need a fucking dictionary to read this shit.

burnzz wrote:
Sydney wrote:
Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant
so, your family tree has no branches?

What? The family tree is fine, I can see who their father is, and therefore their last name. The problem is, the text I'm reading only says the first name of them.

Last edited by Sydney (2010-01-18 08:41:54)

2010-01-18 08:42:01

#7249

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6783

i see Downy's been busy this morn

2010-01-18 08:44:22

#7250

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6967|Disaster Free Zone

burnzz wrote:
Sydney wrote:
Fuck sake.

I'm reading Icelandic history for school, and EVERYONE HAS THE FUCKING SAME NAME.

There are 4 guys called Gissur and it's clearly portrayed in a picture how they are related and such.

But the text just says the first name, WHICH ONE ARE THEY FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!?!! THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM!!!1111!!

/rant
so, your family tree has no branches?

BF2S Forums EE Chat - January

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