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eHarmony - Who do I pick

Crack Whore14%14% - 6
Heroin Mainliner4%4% - 2
Cokehead21%21% - 9
Your hand is your friend, srsly58%58% - 24
Total: 41
2010-01-12 18:34:05
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5804

I would go with the crack whore. Crack is the cheapest much cheaper than coke and heroin. So you wont have to worry about her ever doing more drugs than you can pay for or give her money for and she wont have to steal it from you or suck some dick for crack. Also a herion junky might have diseases from needle sharing.

So go with the crack head.
2010-01-12 18:35:29
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6629|'Murka

Macbeth wrote:

I would go with the crack whore. Crack is the cheapest much cheaper than coke and heroin. So you wont have to worry about her ever doing more drugs than you can pay for or give her money for and she wont have to steal it from you or suck some dick for crack. Also a herion junky might have diseases from needle sharing.

So go with the crack head.
A very pragmatic approach, young paduwan.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
2010-01-12 18:36:59
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6371|what

Raise your hand if you're a crack whore.


https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4091/18mar26winopostcrack.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
2010-01-12 18:37:32
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5804

Is that your mother AR?
2010-01-12 18:38:13
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6324|eXtreme to the maX
No, wait, amazing!
I think that IS the crack whore I'm matched with on eHarmony.
Fuck Israel
2010-01-12 18:39:16
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6371|what

Macbeth wrote:

Is that your mother AR?
You like what you see?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
2010-01-12 18:40:16
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6371|what

Dilbert_X wrote:

No, wait, amazing!
I think that IS the crack whore I'm matched with on eHarmony.
I wonder if the pre-crack girl would have sent you an e-kiss?

https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3301/amywinehousefatthin.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
2010-01-12 18:41:25
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6629|'Murka

AussieReaper wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

No, wait, amazing!
I think that IS the crack whore I'm matched with on eHarmony.
I wonder if the pre-crack girl would have sent you an e-kiss?

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3301/amy … atthin.jpg
Drugs are harmless.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
2010-01-13 03:59:42
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6324|eXtreme to the maX
OK, you wanted pics:

Crack whore:
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/eharmony-bixie.jpg

Heroin Mainliner:
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/eharmony-skankarella.jpg

Coke Head:
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/eharmony-cokidoki.jpg

Otherwise its this:
https://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/Dilbert_X/hand.jpg

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-01-13 04:03:35)

Fuck Israel
2010-01-13 04:09:05
Brasso
member
+1,549|6848

Dilbert_X wrote:

Otherwise its this:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 … X/hand.jpg
idk, that hand ain't too attractive
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
2010-01-13 04:11:48
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6324|eXtreme to the maX
I didn't post my hand, I know you guys and your 'magnify! enhance! magnify! cross-reference!' shit.
Fuck Israel
2010-01-13 06:29:24
whaaaaaaaaaat
><>
+215|5468
why is this still open
2010-01-13 06:57:28
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6715

whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:

why is this still open
because D&ST doesn't have a poll section . . .
2010-01-13 07:11:32
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6629|'Murka

burnzz wrote:

whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:

why is this still open
because D&ST doesn't have a poll section . . .
And this is clearly D&ST worthy.

Or not.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
2010-01-13 08:06:12
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6607

Macbeth wrote:

I would go with the crack whore. Crack is the cheapest much cheaper than coke and heroin. So you wont have to worry about her ever doing more drugs than you can pay for or give her money for and she wont have to steal it from you or suck some dick for crack. Also a herion junky might have diseases from needle sharing.

So go with the crack head.
You've never known a crackhead have you?

Last edited by west-phoenix-az (2010-01-13 08:07:06)

https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/bf2s_sig_9mmbrass.jpg
2010-01-13 12:08:04
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6796|Columbus, OH
Interesting Poll: Hand.....don't want my computer getting  AIDS from your other choices.
2010-01-13 12:10:06
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6863

loubot wrote:

Interesting Poll: Hand.....don't want my computer getting  AIDS from your other choices.
lol yeah wouldnt trust it
2010-01-13 16:17:42
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6371|what

Remember though, we don't know where Dilberts hand has been...
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
2010-01-14 05:37:48
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6629|'Murka

AussieReaper wrote:

Remember though, we don't know where Dilberts hand has been...
Neither does Dilbert, tbh.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

 

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