*sniff*Eifa wrote:
how does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
Poll
Wipe standing or sitting?
| Standing | 37% | 37% - 47 | ||||
| Sitting | 48% | 48% - 61 | ||||
| Both | 13% | 13% - 17 | ||||
| Total: 125 | ||||||
More like *slurp*Ultrafunkula wrote:
*sniff*Eifa wrote:
how does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
I used to stand, bending a little to get in there. Then, I dunno at 12ish I started sitting, hand in-between butt to balls. Halfway through this thread I needed to poopy, and decided to try reach around method. Felt nice.
Hey, whatever gets your kicks on, I won't judge youMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
More like *slurp*Ultrafunkula wrote:
*sniff*Eifa wrote:
how does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
Stand-wipe-wash-ass.
oh my lawd.
Toasting in Epic Bread.
Toasting in Epic Bread.
He smells the paper?Eifa wrote:
how does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
ask yourself, how can I pluck those dingleberries while standing up?
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CameronPoe wrote:
If you stand up you reflexively clench buttocks slightly, which is quite disgusting when your a-hole is covered in shit.
you know that a lot of serbians (serbian-orthodox) hate the turkish (muslims)??!! you know, the (first) battle on the amselfeld 1389 etc.CapnNismo wrote:
Get this, though: Apparently Turkish women use just a bucket of water and their bare hands. True story according to my friend from Serbia.
maybe your friend just wanted to decry the turkish (women)!?
ps: but in most parts of india (and most probably in a lot of other less developped countries), they really wipe their ass with their bare hands and then wash their hands with water
pps: on topic, standing for me, not completely upright, but kind of
ppps: moist toilet paper in combination with "normal" toilet paper ftw!
Dude, back to balls is like sweeping the back porch dirt into the kitchen.ruisleipa wrote:
surely if you sit and wipe you have to wipe from butt to balls meaning you get cristy shit on your pubic hair? I go for a half-n-half approach - supporting myself by bending my legs and using my thigh muscles to attain an angle of approx 40 degrees and enough space to wip front-to-back.
I don't wipe
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You need a full time carer to do it for you?.Sup wrote:
I don't wipe
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Mekstizzle wrote:
You need a full time carer to do it for you?.Sup wrote:
I don't wipe
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So, like a good scientist, I tried an alternate method. I wiped sitting. It was different. Much quicker, due to ... deeper access into the recess, thanks to still spread cheeks. Didn't like it though, I prefer to admire my work before flushing.
all I need is you mokMekstizzle wrote:
You need a full time carer to do it for you?.Sup wrote:
I don't wipe
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Look between your legs or something before you let go?Finray wrote:
So, like a good scientist, I tried an alternate method. I wiped sitting. It was different. Much quicker, due to ... deeper access into the recess, thanks to still spread cheeks. Didn't like it though, I prefer to admire my work before flushing.
fuckin right on man I hear ya.Finray wrote:
I prefer to admire my work before flushing.
DSL gets a perfectly good thread closed but a 4 page thread about wiping your arse gets a clear run.
what the fuck is going on around here.
what the fuck is going on around here.
It's not hard to look at it before you wipe, sometimes I throw the paper in the bin just to leave my shit in the bowl, it's like an unspoken ongoing competition I have with my brothers on who can do the worst shit.
it was the mod/user ratio i surmise.baggs wrote:
DSL gets a perfectly good thread closed but a 4 page thread about wiping your arse gets a clear run.
what the fuck is going on around here.
ok, it was the FM/DSL ratio i guess . . .
I find wet-wipes get me cleaner than standard TP
Only wet-wipes in my bathroom are for cleaning the toilet, don't use them. Learned that one the hard way.
Well don't use bleach ones Finny lol
My bum still hurts.GuliblGuy wrote:
Well don't use bleach ones Finny lol