Sitting Vs Standing

2010-01-05 22:19:30

#51

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6560|Sydney | ♥

People wipe while sitting?

That's like Surrounding your hand with shit... not just the one side!

I stand/squat, no where near the bowl... yieuchk.

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2010-01-06 00:32:05

#52

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6608|teh FIN-land

surely if you sit and wipe you have to wipe from butt to balls meaning you get cristy shit on your pubic hair? I go for a half-n-half approach - supporting myself by bending my legs and using my thigh muscles to attain an angle of approx 40 degrees and enough space to wip front-to-back.

2010-01-06 00:50:02

#53

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5860|Ventura, California

Why would you wipe standing up?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-01-06 00:52:25

#54

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6608|teh FIN-land

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
The more intriguing question is this: Do you wet the paper before you wipe?

wtf NO then the paper falls apart are you SICK!?!?!???

2010-01-06 00:56:50

#55

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6967|the dank(super) side of Oregon

you fucks need to cut back on the Taco Bell.

2010-01-06 00:59:24

#56

Benzin: Member; +576|6384

Sitting for me. Wipe from front to back. Lean slightly to the left and wipe with the right. Really fucked me up when I lost the use of my right hand - I had to use my left hand to wipe and lean to the right. Was really uncomfy.

Get this, though: Apparently Turkish women use just a bucket of water and their bare hands. True story according to my friend from Serbia.

2010-01-06 01:00:23

#57

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6560|Sydney | ♥

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2010-01-06 01:43:57

#58

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6859|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ROGUEDD wrote:
Finray wrote:
Why wipe sitting? You basically have to put your hand INTO the toilet bowl. Not nice.

You two don't wash your hands after taking a crap?

I sit and tilt myself to the left a bit to have better access for clensing.

2010-01-06 02:07:36

#59

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6658

ruisleipa wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
The more intriguing question is this: Do you wet the paper before you wipe?
wtf NO then the paper falls apart are you SICK!?!?!???

No you noob! You aren't supposed to soak it with water just make it a little damp. Cleans better tbh.
@ OP. If you stand up while having shit around your a hole then you smuther it all up around your buttcheeks, and if you attempt to wipe, you get it on your hands too.

Wipe sitting hands down. More practical, more economical, and healthier.
...freaks

2010-01-06 02:19:06

#60

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6608|teh FIN-land

I reckon anyone saying you shouldn't stand up cos it gets smeared over yer buttcheeks just has a fuckin HUGE arse. if you have a normal sized arse like me then it's not a problem so much.

Best thread at the mo around here tbh.

2010-01-06 02:20:24

#61

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6658

*Checks his arse size on the mirror*

2010-01-06 02:53:29

#62

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6897|Gold Coast

WHO THE BLOODY HELL SITS?

I actually had this discussion when I was 13 with a friend, when I exclaimed that I had difficulty wiping my ass because of my broken ankle (which he broke). He was intrigued at the concept of standing while wiping, and I put forwarth my opinion of standing, because it grants easier access to the anus.

I have tried sitting and wiping, however I have found that it does not reach my level of statisfaction for 'cleanliness', since I prefer standing and the methods I use when making sure, then double sure, then triple sure that it is clean.

Last edited by KuSTaV (2010-01-06 02:53:38)

noice

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2010-01-06 03:02:40

#63

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6963|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Meh....Bidets are made to clean ass while being sat on...now THAT'S common sense no?

Wiping while standing up...now that unpractical and wayyyyyyy to wierd.

2010-01-06 03:08:27

#64

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6608|teh FIN-land

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh....Bidets are made to clean ass while being sat on...now THAT'S common sense no?

talking about wiping not spraying water up yer jacksy you perv.

2010-01-06 03:10:53

#65

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6493|Birmingham, UK

CapnNismo wrote:
Sitting for me. Wipe from front to back. Lean slightly to the left and wipe with the right. Really fucked me up when I lost the use of my right hand - I had to use my left hand to wipe and lean to the right. Was really uncomfy.

Get this, though: Apparently Turkish women use just a bucket of water and their bare hands. True story according to my friend from Serbia.

Also is it true that in some countries like Tunisia and even Greece from what my friend told me that you just put the paper in a bin that someone has to empty? I'm not even googling that ... maybe thats why its such a mystery who knows what pics i'll find on a website!

2010-01-06 03:16:41

#66

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6963|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

ruisleipa wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh....Bidets are made to clean ass while being sat on...now THAT'S common sense no?
talking about wiping not spraying water up yer jacksy you perv.

Either way, its cleaning we are talking about, who would take a shower sat in the tub?

2010-01-06 03:21:07

#67

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6792|NSW, Australia

Arc wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Anyone else sit when they piss at home?
Sometimes I like to sit backwards.

i used to do that when i had morning glory

2010-01-06 03:30:37

#68

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6608|teh FIN-land

Roger Lesboules wrote:
ruisleipa wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh....Bidets are made to clean ass while being sat on...now THAT'S common sense no?
talking about wiping not spraying water up yer jacksy you perv.
Either way, its cleaning we are talking about, who would take a shower sat in the tub?

what, you mean you've never taken a dump in the morning and then had a shower spraying the water in yer buttcheeks to aid in the cleaning process? ewwwwww.

actually I didn't really get the point of your question re sitting down taking a shower.

2010-01-06 03:39:32

#69

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6658

SEREVENT wrote:
Also is it true that in some countries like Tunisia and even Greece from what my friend told me that you just put the paper in a bin that someone has to empty?

Um, yeah? Where do you put your shitty toilet paper then.

2010-01-06 03:40:51

#70

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6859|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Also is it true that in some countries like Tunisia and even Greece from what my friend told me that you just put the paper in a bin that someone has to empty?
Um, yeah? Where do you put your shitty toilet paper then.

In the toilet and flush it down since it decomposes?

2010-01-06 03:41:15

#71

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6963|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

ruisleipa wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
ruisleipa wrote:

talking about wiping not spraying water up yer jacksy you perv.
Either way, its cleaning we are talking about, who would take a shower sat in the tub?
what, you mean you've never taken a dump in the morning and then had a shower spraying the water in yer buttcheeks to aid in the cleaning process? ewwwwww.

actually I didn't really get the point of your question re sitting down taking a shower.

Yes, i sometimes wash my butt in the shower if im taking one right after taking a dump...And i said " Sitting down in the tub showering" because for me its make as much sense as wiping standing.

2010-01-06 03:49:05

#72

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6658

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
SEREVENT wrote:
Also is it true that in some countries like Tunisia and even Greece from what my friend told me that you just put the paper in a bin that someone has to empty?
Um, yeah? Where do you put your shitty toilet paper then.
In the toilet and flush it down since it decomposes?

I have always been told that it clogges up the pipes.

2010-01-06 03:52:05

#73

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6859|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Um, yeah? Where do you put your shitty toilet paper then.
In the toilet and flush it down since it decomposes?
I have always been told that it clogges up the pipes.

Not over here it don't.

2010-01-06 03:56:53

#74

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6658

It's all a big conspiracy. Maybe the sewer system here is so old that it actually clogges up by toilet paper.

2010-01-06 04:08:10

#75

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6257|00770

how does a blind man know when to stop wiping?

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

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