ruisleipa
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+149|6599|teh FIN-land
A line too far for Lidl as 100kg of cocaine turns up in banana boxes


It is famous for its budget offers and rock-bottom prices but when the Lidl supermarket chain received several batches of high-grade cocaine at its Spanish stores last weekend it decided that that was one product which would not be making it on to the shelves.

Instead the budget supermarket group called in the police to solve the mystery of how a dozen of its stores had each received hundreds of thousands of euros worth of neatly wrapped cocaine mixed in with their fresh bananas.

The drugs were discovered at the bottom of banana boxes that went to stores in Madrid, Plasencia and the town of Cáceres. The bananas, which had been imported by sea from Ecuador, arrived at the Mercamadrid wholesale fruit and vegetable market in Madrid last week. There they were snapped up by buyers from Lidl and the Alcampo supermarket group.

It was not until a Lidl employee at a Madrid supermarket got ready to stack the bananas on the store's shelves that the curious packages lying under the bunches were discovered.

Similar cargoes of cocaine were later found at a dozen Lidl supermarkets, with more than 100kg (220lb) of the drug being discovered overall. The hunt for further batches was continuing yesterday. Police said the traffickers had somehow failed to pick up their cocaine, which had a street value of about €4.5m (£4.02m).

"They must have been afraid that we were on to them," Eloy Quiros, head of the Spanish police's organised crime unit, said today. He added that police were liaising with their Ecuadorean counterparts to find out exactly where the bananas had been packed.

In some cases the bananas had been peeled, with only the skin left behind, presumably so that the cocaine would not increase the weight of each 15kg box.

A Lidl spokesman said that the cocaine had not contaminated the bananas but that the fruit had, in any case, not been put on sale.

Police said Lidl had nothing to do with the smuggling operation and thanked the supermarket chain for its help in tracking down the cargo.

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If I'd found that I woulda sold that shit!
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6507|Carnoustie MASSIF
Hahahahaha that's fucking brilliant!

100kg, that's got a street value of about £5,000,000!!!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6998|London, England
I don't care if they put it in there on purpose to remove any heat, some people are gonna get shot!
whaaaaaaaaaat
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+215|5627
wish i had some bomb yayo
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7026

CammRobb wrote:

Hahahahaha that's fucking brilliant!

100kg, that's got a street value of about £5,000,000!!!!
I've always heard it goes for 50,000GBP per kilo, so that'd make sense. I assume this is in pure form, not cut down for sale on the street.
whaaaaaaaaaat
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+215|5627

ghettoperson wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Hahahahaha that's fucking brilliant!

100kg, that's got a street value of about £5,000,000!!!!
I've always heard it goes for 50,000GBP per kilo, so that'd make sense. I assume this is in pure form, not cut down for sale on the street.
50k for a bird...nah. more like 15k
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6507|Carnoustie MASSIF
Well street value in Dundee is £50 a gram, I just did the maths from there.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7026

That's quite possible, after all the police like to exaggerate their finds to make themselves look good.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6847
want cheaper cocaine? visit me

fuck that im kidding i cant compete with LIDL on pricing, no one can
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6568|Roma

Uzique wrote:

want cheaper cocaine? visit me

fuck that im kidding i cant compete with LIDL on pricing, no one can
lol'd
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Chou
Member
+737|7167
You'd be a damn fool to report that shit
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5850|Ventura, California

Chou wrote:

You'd be a damn fool to report that shit
Should not tell because....?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7030

Chou wrote:

You'd be a damn fool to report that shit
Exactly. Take one of your empty boxes from stocking shelves, put one of the bags in it, cover the rest of the cocaine up, take the boxes out back, then report it.

zing

Thats presuming I wouldnt get killed, mugged, or arrested trying to get rid of it afterwards.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Chou
Member
+737|7167

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Chou wrote:

You'd be a damn fool to report that shit
Should not tell because....?
Because the next day that dumbfuck is going to wake up at 6 in the morning leaving for work while he could have been anywhere in the world doing shit nothing for the rest of his life.

Lucien wrote:

Chou wrote:

You'd be a damn fool to report that shit
Exactly. Take one of your empty boxes from stocking shelves, put one of the bags in it, cover the rest of the cocaine up, take the boxes out back, then report it.

zing

Thats presuming I wouldnt get killed, mugged, or arrested trying to get rid of it afterwards.
Yeah, just throw that shit in the dumpster or any spot you know you can pick it up at night.
And you only get killed, mugged or arrested afterwards for putting it on eBay
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5850|Ventura, California
How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Laika
Member
+75|6320
I'd bet anything the police will want to take a look at the supermarket's security camera footage during their investigation. You guys are fools.
Dauntless
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+2,249|7119|London

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
ebay, duh
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Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6649

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Uzique wrote:

want cheaper cocaine? visit me

fuck that im kidding i cant compete with LIDL on pricing, no one can
lol'd
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6830|The Twilight Zone
Ima visit Lidl tomorrow and get sum discount on that powder
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7030

Laika wrote:

I'd bet anything the police will want to take a look at the supermarket's security camera footage during their investigation. You guys are fools.
Not all supermarkets have great security. The one I used to work at had just one camera in the entire store, and it was pretty big.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Laika
Member
+75|6320

Lucien wrote:

Laika wrote:

I'd bet anything the police will want to take a look at the supermarket's security camera footage during their investigation. You guys are fools.
Not all supermarkets have great security. The one I used to work at had just one camera in the entire store, and it was pretty big.
That's true, I guess it depends on where you work then.
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6509|Scotland!

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
if you know anyone whos into clubbing, they know someone who takes coke, who knows someone who deals it, who knows someone who supplies it, etc
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6742|California

I'm Jamesey wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
if you know anyone whos into clubbing, they know someone who takes coke, who knows someone who deals it, who knows someone who supplies it, etc
around here i just find blk ppl
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6874

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
if you know anyone whos into clubbing, they know someone who takes coke, who knows someone who deals it, who knows someone who supplies it, etc
around here i just find blk ppl
where you're at, there's more azn's than blks . . .
Chou
Member
+737|7167

I'm Jamesey wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How would you go about selling cocaine? You would have to have some kind of contact to make such money. You can't just go out in the street and ask some random dudes in back-alleys if they want to buy.
if you know anyone whos into clubbing, they know someone who takes coke, who knows someone who deals it, who knows someone who supplies it, etc
FYI, going through the club scene and all that shit, there will be at least 1 man wanting to know where you got that shit from and at that point your life is in danger because that man either wants to know about all the evidence attached to the dope OR he's been informed from the inside that there's 100k missing and well well well, look at you... sit down, hombre, have a drink.. You're suicide.

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