Iconic Irony wrote:

Great.  Sounds like I'm in for 9 months of ghey.
It's all good.  Well, no -it sucked for me.  Hopefully it'll go better for you.  Besides, you don't have to push anything out that size (wife's was 23 hour labor).  It defiantly gets better  -as long as the kid doesn't have colic.  Have you noticed that now everywhere you look there's baby shit.  I never noticed until I found out the wife was preggers.... Then it seem I was surrounded by people with babies.  Oh, one more word of advice.  If there is an option to have your own hospital room (instead of sharing with another couple), do it.  Sleep will be something you'd about kill for.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.