Well for 7 years it didn't. I almost always rode bareback too because I could never find jimmy hats that fit (no shit).ghettoperson wrote:
Is finding out your sperm works really considered to be a good thing? I'd rather it be one of those mysteries where so far all signs point to it doesn't, but may at some point in 15 years time.
How do they not fit, they're all stretchy? Or do you have a really weird shaped cock?
it's shaped like a cactus
She was secretly on the pill, spasticIconic Irony wrote:
Well for 7 years it didn't I almost always rode bareback tooghettoperson wrote:
Is finding out your sperm works really considered to be a good thing? I'd rather it be one of those mysteries where so far all signs point to it doesn't, but may at some point in 15 years time.
now she's not because she's sensed the tension and knows she can take you for everything if you get divorced and there's a baby in the picture
you suck.
What are you on about?Iconic Irony wrote:
As long as it's a boy I'm not totally against the idea....
Two cooks are always better than one.
Fuck Israel
he's hoping for a lawnmower.
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OHSHI-I'm Jamesey wrote:
She was secretly on the pill, spasticIconic Irony wrote:
Well for 7 years it didn't I almost always rode bareback tooghettoperson wrote:
Is finding out your sperm works really considered to be a good thing? I'd rather it be one of those mysteries where so far all signs point to it doesn't, but may at some point in 15 years time.
now she's not because she's sensed the tension and knows she can take you for everything if you get divorced and there's a baby in the picture
you suck.
I'm Jamesey wrote:
She was secretly on the pill, spasticIconic Irony wrote:
Well for 7 years it didn't I almost always rode bareback tooghettoperson wrote:
Is finding out your sperm works really considered to be a good thing? I'd rather it be one of those mysteries where so far all signs point to it doesn't, but may at some point in 15 years time.
now she's not because she's sensed the tension and knows she can take you for everything if you get divorced and there's a baby in the picture
you suck.
All that shit happened last week. She's at least 3 weeks pregnant. Not to mention I know for a fact she hasn't been on the pill for over a year because she stopped taking them when she was taken off her parents insurance and couldn't get them for free anymore. Also, I'm not exactly rich so I don't know what she would take me for. We don't own a house, she has her own car and I have my own truck that were paid for before we met, the only thing she could possibly get/worth getting from me is my computer (ohh shiz I'm out $1800, end of the world).
But I think thats just super-duper that you think you know these things.
Fuck the haters. They're just jealous cause their man juice isn't as potent as yers'.Cougar wrote:
All that shit happened last week. She's at least 3 weeks pregnant. Not to mention I know for a fact she hasn't been on the pill for over a year because she stopped taking them when she was taken off her parents insurance and couldn't get them for free anymore. Also, I'm not exactly rich so I don't know what she would take me for. We don't own a house, she has her own car and I have my own truck that were paid for before we met, the only thing she could possibly get/worth getting from me is my computer (ohh shiz I'm out $1800, end of the world).
But I think thats just super-duper that you think you know these things.
*edit: and perhaps they're a tad terrified that you've managed to pass your genes along.
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I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
This kid is going to change your life man!! I know part of you is a excited, just make sure to be there for that woman. She's gonna need you now more than ever before.
if a girl, call it felicity or charlotte or naomi
Bottle of Jack Daniels+coathanger will sort your problems out
Serious Flex
Abortion really brings out the kid in you.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
Bottle of Jack Daniels+coathanger will sort your problems out
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
One of my brothers is named Jordanjord wrote:
Huh, oh, I don't have the internet at home anymore.burnzz wrote:
lawl, your ban expired . . .jord wrote:
So 100% of people on the internet agree on the name Jordan, go for it
Also, wat
"You may post 7 hours, 59 minutes ago "
Anyway Mek, it's after Micheal Jordan, Jordan Sparks, or the best one, Jordan the Northerner.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Are you the awkward middle child?
God I would hate to have an older brother.
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Actually, I was the only boy on both sides of the family until recently and I'm the oldest.
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Actually, I was the only boy on both sides of the family until recently and I'm the oldest.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
i dunno what's funnier, the concept of cougar having progeny or his statement that condoms don't fit him.
ya, sure. you da man. beating those chicks off you with yo' big dick, swinging past yo' knees, whilst ballin' in your truck. playa!
ya, sure. you da man. beating those chicks off you with yo' big dick, swinging past yo' knees, whilst ballin' in your truck. playa!
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i wouldn't mess with you, you're scary!-Sh1fty- wrote:
God I would hate to have an older brother.
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Actually, I was the only boy on both sides of the family until recently and I'm the oldest.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
He says they're too small?Uzique wrote:
i dunno what's funnier, the concept of cougar having progeny or his statement that condoms don't fit him.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Yes, you look like a rapist.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.baggs wrote:
Yes, you look like a rapist.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
that explains why you are disoriented when you log into bf2s.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Isn't it great being the oldest?
you go from oldest to youngest with the click of a button.
I know, weird right?burnzz wrote:
that explains why you are disoriented when you log into bf2s.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Isn't it great being the oldest?
you go from oldest to youngest with the click of a button.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-1-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah whenever they piss me off I rape them harder than that nub on Twilight could rape Bella, then if they don't shut up I throw them out the 6th story window. But yeah the snow cushions their fall so I get to do it repeatedly.baggs wrote:
Yes, you look like a rapist.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I have two younger sisters and that's awesome because they know not to mess with you.
Isn't it great being the oldest?
Oh cmon Gravy you know I'm joking
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.