5 minutes of your time :
I was about 17 years old hanging out with a freind named Mike after school .
We were just hanging out watching TV up in his room . He goes downstairs and returns with a bowl of cereal and starts eating it . Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself " what a dick , he didn't even offer me any " . Just then his dog walks in the room and get's into position to take a shit . I was going to say something but I stopped myself figuring " this is the small price my freind has to pay for being sellfish " . So the dog takes a big shit right next to his bedroom door just off to the side . I'm laughing inside watching TV trying not to laugh too hard . I want the smell of shit to make it's way over to him in the middle of eating his cereal .
Sure enough the smell makes it's way over to him and he asks me if I smell dog shit . I almost burst out laughing because I was holding it so long but I kept my cool and camly said " nah man , I don't smell anything bro " . I started smiling and he got curious so he gets up and sees the dog shit . He's like " awwww what the fuck ! " . That's when I burst out laghing my ass off and told him his dog just took a big shit on the carpet . At this point his says forget it he'll pick it up after he's done and continues to finish off his bowl of cereal . Nasty mofo lol .
Soon his younger brother walks in . His name was Freddie . He's the worst "younger brother" you can imagine . Think of Stifler from American Pie mixed with Dennis the menace and you get the picture . He walks right up to Mike sitting in his chair and asks him if he can borrow Mike's bicycle . Mikes says "No" . Freddie pauses for a few seconds and asks him again . Mike says " No ! now get the hell out of my face ! " Freddie puases for a few seconds then slams the bowl of cereal right into Mikes face !
Milk and cereal is all over Mikes face , chest and the tops of his legs . It's dripping all over the place and Mike looks pissed . I just sit there in amazment waiting to see Freddie get his lil punk ass whopped . Freddie starts laughing his ass off , stepping backwards towards the door looking to escape . Mike still holding onto the empty bowl slams it on the wet carpet and takes off after him . Freddie is laughing so hard that he can't really run , he continues to step backwards laughing to the point where he can't even breeth . Mike charges him and Freddie falls to the ground , right in the freshly laid dogshit ! He sat right in it perfectly ! At this point I'm like Freddie , laughing so hard I can't breeth - I can't believe what I just saw and it's so fucking funny .
Mike stops and sees that Freddie fell in the shit and starts laughing too calling him a looser . Freddie gets pissed and gives Mike a quick kick to the shin , pops up and runs out of the room . Mike yells " you little mother ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ! " and takes off after him .As I watch Freddie get up and haul ass to the staircase I notice a big clump of dogshit was stuck to his ass ! I get up and follow both of them to the top of the stairs . Freddie sits on the top step and pushes himself down the stairs to get away ( we have all done this as kids at one point in our childhood right ? ) As his but hits each step he leaves behind a skidmark from the dogshit on his ass ! Every step the whole way down had dogshit on it ! When I saw this I couldn't fucking breeth at all .
The smell of dogshit , Mike laughing his ass off with Milk still dripping from his face and the trail of skidmarks down the flight of stairs with Freddie looking up at us like " WTF ? " was too much to handle . I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die -for real . I laughed hard for was seemed like 20 minutes . Then I would catch my breath and laugh for another 5 minutes straight reviewing the funniest shit I ever saw .
The End
JK
I was about 17 years old hanging out with a freind named Mike after school .
We were just hanging out watching TV up in his room . He goes downstairs and returns with a bowl of cereal and starts eating it . Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself " what a dick , he didn't even offer me any " . Just then his dog walks in the room and get's into position to take a shit . I was going to say something but I stopped myself figuring " this is the small price my freind has to pay for being sellfish " . So the dog takes a big shit right next to his bedroom door just off to the side . I'm laughing inside watching TV trying not to laugh too hard . I want the smell of shit to make it's way over to him in the middle of eating his cereal .
Sure enough the smell makes it's way over to him and he asks me if I smell dog shit . I almost burst out laughing because I was holding it so long but I kept my cool and camly said " nah man , I don't smell anything bro " . I started smiling and he got curious so he gets up and sees the dog shit . He's like " awwww what the fuck ! " . That's when I burst out laghing my ass off and told him his dog just took a big shit on the carpet . At this point his says forget it he'll pick it up after he's done and continues to finish off his bowl of cereal . Nasty mofo lol .
Soon his younger brother walks in . His name was Freddie . He's the worst "younger brother" you can imagine . Think of Stifler from American Pie mixed with Dennis the menace and you get the picture . He walks right up to Mike sitting in his chair and asks him if he can borrow Mike's bicycle . Mikes says "No" . Freddie pauses for a few seconds and asks him again . Mike says " No ! now get the hell out of my face ! " Freddie puases for a few seconds then slams the bowl of cereal right into Mikes face !
Milk and cereal is all over Mikes face , chest and the tops of his legs . It's dripping all over the place and Mike looks pissed . I just sit there in amazment waiting to see Freddie get his lil punk ass whopped . Freddie starts laughing his ass off , stepping backwards towards the door looking to escape . Mike still holding onto the empty bowl slams it on the wet carpet and takes off after him . Freddie is laughing so hard that he can't really run , he continues to step backwards laughing to the point where he can't even breeth . Mike charges him and Freddie falls to the ground , right in the freshly laid dogshit ! He sat right in it perfectly ! At this point I'm like Freddie , laughing so hard I can't breeth - I can't believe what I just saw and it's so fucking funny .
Mike stops and sees that Freddie fell in the shit and starts laughing too calling him a looser . Freddie gets pissed and gives Mike a quick kick to the shin , pops up and runs out of the room . Mike yells " you little mother ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ! " and takes off after him .As I watch Freddie get up and haul ass to the staircase I notice a big clump of dogshit was stuck to his ass ! I get up and follow both of them to the top of the stairs . Freddie sits on the top step and pushes himself down the stairs to get away ( we have all done this as kids at one point in our childhood right ? ) As his but hits each step he leaves behind a skidmark from the dogshit on his ass ! Every step the whole way down had dogshit on it ! When I saw this I couldn't fucking breeth at all .
The smell of dogshit , Mike laughing his ass off with Milk still dripping from his face and the trail of skidmarks down the flight of stairs with Freddie looking up at us like " WTF ? " was too much to handle . I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die -for real . I laughed hard for was seemed like 20 minutes . Then I would catch my breath and laugh for another 5 minutes straight reviewing the funniest shit I ever saw .
The End
JK
Last edited by jonnykill (2006-04-18 21:21:00)