where do I sign?AussieReaper wrote:
ass ticklers faggots fan club
Yeah, that was amazing. Gasol had a monster of a game. 22 rebounds. Jesus christ.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
They can't beat every team all the time. Hell, we lost to the Jazz earlier (aka team bad facial hair)...
I'm happy Kobe hit another game winning shot.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Just had to log an "extra memory" request via the IT Helpdesk (my computer has 248MB of RAM and Pentium 4... Guess what the definition of it is? It's an UP TO SPEC COMPUTER. As in, they will not replace it because it's a new one...)
The woman I got on the phone was like "Hello, what's your problem?"
"My desktop computer needs more memory"
"Right, name?"
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
"Yes"
"Ok, what is your host name?"
"D64567" <- Where D clearly stands for Desktop
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
I nearly cried.
How do IT people get their jobs? Seriously. I'm considering just bringing in my extra computer, buying a case, PSU and shit and then just connecting their hard drive to it.
The woman I got on the phone was like "Hello, what's your problem?"
"My desktop computer needs more memory"
"Right, name?"
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
"Yes"
"Ok, what is your host name?"
"D64567" <- Where D clearly stands for Desktop
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
I nearly cried.
How do IT people get their jobs? Seriously. I'm considering just bringing in my extra computer, buying a case, PSU and shit and then just connecting their hard drive to it.
Its a trap! If the computer is twice as fast they will expect you to do four times as much work.Zimmer wrote:
Just had to log an "extra memory" request via the IT Helpdesk (my computer has 248MB of RAM and Pentium 4... Guess what the definition of it is? It's an UP TO SPEC COMPUTER. As in, they will not replace it because it's a new one...)
The woman I got on the phone was like "Hello, what's your problem?"
"My desktop computer needs more memory"
"Right, name?"
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
"Yes"
"Ok, what is your host name?"
"D64567" <- Where D clearly stands for Desktop
"..."
"Is it a desktop computer?"
I nearly cried.
How do IT people get their jobs? Seriously. I'm considering just bringing in my extra computer, buying a case, PSU and shit and then just connecting their hard drive to it.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
That's fine with me, that means I might get something finished in a week.Cheez wrote:
Its a trap! If the computer is twice as fast they will expect you to do four times as much work.
Fuck,
Pentium, 2GB, G41 mobo.
What is that, like £8?
Pentium, 2GB, G41 mobo.
What is that, like £8?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Zimmer, think this through.
All you have to do, is connect via remote desktop from work to your home pc. They'll be none the wiser and it will look like you are still on the crappy pc.
They will think you are magic working on that pos and getting so much done.
All you have to do, is connect via remote desktop from work to your home pc. They'll be none the wiser and it will look like you are still on the crappy pc.
They will think you are magic working on that pos and getting so much done.
Ooo! I have a meeting tomorrow about possibly transferring my ass from helpdesk to a so called "server room-team"
Space invader Zim! Those poor suckers (like me ) ask those questions eleventy billion times a day so it's possible she asked it again by mistake. Or then she's a moron
Space invader Zim! Those poor suckers (like me ) ask those questions eleventy billion times a day so it's possible she asked it again by mistake. Or then she's a moron
Respect it
the fuck was that?
I right royal cock up if you ask me.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
You haven't seen Magnolia? A decent movie about things going not-so-good. Worth watching although it has Tom Crooze innit.AussieReaper wrote:
the fuck was that?
How's the weather in Aussieland? It's -30 in Canadia at the moment.
It's bloody hot. 26.8°C
And it is 1am.
And it is 1am.
Dammit Reaps. You've been nulled in the live view.
Yeah I broke one of my posts a while ago too.
I thought a mod deleted it, but no. The post just committed seppuku.
*wonders if this will be null too
I thought a mod deleted it, but no. The post just committed seppuku.
*wonders if this will be null too
Sooo, I pulled my pistol on someone last night. Something I never thought I would have to do..
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
I bet that's like the wolf shirt except it only works on chicks in Australia.
what did your mom do to deserve that?SonderKommando wrote:
Sooo, I pulled my pistol on someone last night. Something I never thought I would have to do..
SNOW!
Hope it lies.
Hope it lies.
lol. I said NO crust on my PB&Jburnzz wrote:
what did your mom do to deserve that?SonderKommando wrote:
Sooo, I pulled my pistol on someone last night. Something I never thought I would have to do..
SonderKommando wrote:
Sooo, I pulled my pistol on someone last night. Something I never thought I would have to do..
ok Sonder, i'm sorry. what happened?SonderKommando wrote:
lol. I said NO crust on my PB&Jburnzz wrote:
what did your mom do to deserve that?SonderKommando wrote:
Sooo, I pulled my pistol on someone last night. Something I never thought I would have to do..