I drive a white van you bastards.
The Sheriff wrote:
I drive a white van you bastards.
I hate people who constantly stay inbetween two lines, on the fucking white line!!!!!!hate them!
Sounds like more than one person in here needs to drink before driving.
Wish I could drive, it's 18 here.
I already can drive a stick shift but I still think it's freaking hard.
I already can drive a stick shift but I still think it's freaking hard.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
It becomes an automatism after a while.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Wish I could drive, it's 18 here.
I already can drive a stick shift but I still think it's freaking hard.
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
It's just a car, no need to specify anything to do with the transmission. Anything where there's no clutch or gearstick is called a faggotwagon.Finray wrote:
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
I drive a white van everyday. cover about 1000+ miles a week. dont really have any road rage incidents...the only thing that boils my piss is people over taking me when im doing 70+ on a motorway then they slow down and i have to break then overtake them i mean "WHATS THE F*****G POINT ASSWIPE"*Flashes Lights, Flips off and overtakes car*...
Yes, we drive an automatic we are all sucky driver, yes sure, we just dont like the peace of mind of puting it in overdrive and not have to care a second about it, i find it funny that people want more and more thing to be automated...but an automatic car no way!Finray wrote:
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
Let me tell you what, if you dont know how to change your oil, change your tire, change anything on yor motor, may it be the starter (oh wait, you guy do everything by hand, no need for that) or the primer pump, if you dont know how to change tranny fluid, or if you dont know how to repair those head gasket you just plain SUCKS and are not worthy to have the title of a man.
/rant
Last edited by Roger Lesboules (2009-12-10 13:23:16)
I thought the title was ROID rage, lol.
I drive a manual and i wish i had an auto.Finray wrote:
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
Fucking try to drive everyday in Rome with the traffic in the center....and plus if you don't have a sports car why do you need a manual anyways?
To change gears faster in your Ford Focus or Honda Civic?
They should make automatic cars more popular in Italy, its hard to find a good automatic car that is second hand.
I can do all those things. Call the AA or go to a garage.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Yes, we drive an automatic we are all sucky driver, yes sure, we just dont like the peace of mind of puting it in overdrive and not have to care a second about it, i find it funny that people want more and more thing to be automated...but an automatic car no way!Finray wrote:
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
Let me tell you what, if you dont know how to change your oil, change your tire, change anything on yor motor, may it be the starter (oh wait, you guy do everything by hand, no need for that) or the primer pump, if you dont know how to change tranny fluid, or if you dont know how to repair those head gasket you just plain SUCKS and are not worthy to have the title of a man.
/rant
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but srs, I can.
If you can do all those listed all by yourself, props to you mate! But dont say that because some of us like automatic over manual we sucks.Buckles wrote:
I can do all those things. Call the AA or go to a garage.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Yes, we drive an automatic we are all sucky driver, yes sure, we just dont like the peace of mind of puting it in overdrive and not have to care a second about it, i find it funny that people want more and more thing to be automated...but an automatic car no way!Finray wrote:
"Stick shift" (Or where it's used; ie counts, is called Manual") is easy as piss. All you auto fags just suck at driving.
Let me tell you what, if you dont know how to change your oil, change your tire, change anything on yor motor, may it be the starter (oh wait, you guy do everything by hand, no need for that) or the primer pump, if you dont know how to change tranny fluid, or if you dont know how to repair those head gasket you just plain SUCKS and are not worthy to have the title of a man.
/rant
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but srs, I can.
I think the only reason people are so gaga over sticks is that they think they're racecar drivers or retarded bros in Fast & The Furious
mtb0minime wrote:
I think the only reason people are so gaga over sticks is that they think they're racecar drivers or retarded bros in Fast & The Furious
I don't like manual's I rather have a automatic, why? so I can drive and masturbate at the same time faggots.
You have much more control over a car with a manual compared with automatic.
But all my driving is city now so I have an automatic, that and my ex-gf couldn't drive manual.....
But all my driving is city now so I have an automatic, that and my ex-gf couldn't drive manual.....
Fuck Israel
If I lived in the city I'd probably prefer an auto with all the stopping and starting, but where I live now there tons of room so I enjoy my manual thank you very muchly. It shits me no end when you see an auto driver crash into something at low speed because they just took their foot off the brake and rolled off...
Serious Flex
wow i woulda thought you knew how to handle a stick.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Wish I could drive, it's 18 here.
I already can drive a stick shift but I still think it's freaking hard.
i c wat u did tharseymorebutts443 wrote:
wow i woulda thought you knew how to handle a stick.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Wish I could drive, it's 18 here.
I already can drive a stick shift but I still think it's freaking hard.
Thats exactly why you get a manual car.Dilbert_X wrote:
my ex-gf couldn't drive manual.....
My volvo is currently "autotragic" (geartronic, manual without a clutch) but I'll probably start driving our G35, a manual.
It's started to sno here...so everyone forgets how to drive.
--No, you tool, you need more than 30m to go from 80 km/h to 0 in the snow.
--Why the hell are you on the road if you can only go 20 in the 80 zone. There are 46 cars in line behind you that can't ovrtake; don't worry, they have nothing important to do in their lives.
--Oh, well done, you gone and floored it at the stop sign. Now you're facing the wrong way, and you expect ME to back up?
--Look, if you see your FWD car is going nowhere, jus spinning its wheels pointlessly, giving it more gas is not going to help.
--Good idea to swere between lanes in heavy traffic.
And then there's the dolt who decided that the snow wouldn't affect him in any way, shape, or for. Kept his summers on, too. How fun to watch him sail right through the intersection and into a ditch.
/rant
@Roger: manual's saved my life in the winter. You'll notice it's hard to slow down using only the brake while on ice. I'll never buy an automatic.
--No, you tool, you need more than 30m to go from 80 km/h to 0 in the snow.
--Why the hell are you on the road if you can only go 20 in the 80 zone. There are 46 cars in line behind you that can't ovrtake; don't worry, they have nothing important to do in their lives.
--Oh, well done, you gone and floored it at the stop sign. Now you're facing the wrong way, and you expect ME to back up?
--Look, if you see your FWD car is going nowhere, jus spinning its wheels pointlessly, giving it more gas is not going to help.
--Good idea to swere between lanes in heavy traffic.
And then there's the dolt who decided that the snow wouldn't affect him in any way, shape, or for. Kept his summers on, too. How fun to watch him sail right through the intersection and into a ditch.
/rant
@Roger: manual's saved my life in the winter. You'll notice it's hard to slow down using only the brake while on ice. I'll never buy an automatic.
I like pie.
I used to enjoy driving until I moved to a big city. Now every time I have to leave the house I can be assured at least one near death experience.