BF2S Forums The "Tell Us About The Cool Stuff You've Done" Thread

Been around the world now I stay @ home

I fucked your mom. Does that make me cool?

you, sir, are bringing justice to the world.

i see there's a very wide of interpretation of the word "cool" here - i'm surprised at some of the stupid shit i've done and lived.

Damn it, the old folks here have seen some shit.

I got promoted to a 3 star General in BF2

Nic wrote:

-Got married
-Got my first dog ( Never knew how awesome dogs were until I got my first one.)
-bought first house
-Made finals in snowboarding slopestyle, Canadian nationals, (ahead of a couple of my idols at the time, That was amazing)
-Moved to a place that was a mecca for me
-Lived in New Zeland for a bit, where I got married too. ( not the same as the above spot, Milford sound is amazing btw.)
-Had a hell of alot of great times with great people in the above two spots.
-Co-owned a Skate/ Snowboarding/ Music/ Art magazine for a bit. (may be starting this back up)
-Had some surgeries, dislocated my shoulder about 120 times before I stopped counting.
-Had my intestines pulled out, cut up, stuffed back in and lost 30 pounds in a week this year. ( I was about 160 when I went in, so its not like I needed that.
-Paid for my first lap dance with change. ( she was not to happy with that.)
-Lots of other stupid shit and lots of it fun.

Haha, I did that. She thought it was funny though, and I was drunk off my ass so I didn't really give a fuck.

Since when is the thievery and destruction of a senile old mans boat cool?  Hilarious? yes, cool?  No.

This thread makes me feel like I should get off my ass and do something. I'm sure I've done a bunch of interesting stuff, but clearly it isn't interesting enough to remember right now.

Started Rodeo at age 9, stopped at 18.  (Saddle Bronc)
Survived too many close calls on my dirt bike/snowmobile/4Wheeler
Survived a one vehicle rollover at age 16
My senior year, we went undefeated and took the state title in football, I made 2nd team all state as a fullback. (730 Rushing Yards, 26 touchdowns, goal line running back FTW)
Graduated from MCRD San Diego
Read several classified documents
ate lunch atop a Trident Nuclear Missile
Guarded special weapons for the United States Navy as a Marine
Shot every handheld and crew served weapon in the Marine Corps Arsenal
graduated top of my class at Designated Marksmen Course
became a Primary Marksmen Ship instructor
Graduated from Close Quarters Combat School
Graduated from Assault Breacher's Course
Became a Professionally Instructed Gunman
Failed out of Scout Sniper School (the whole class did.  fucking fucked up Land Nav. Course)
Shook former President George W. Bush's hand
Survived the initial invasion of Iraq
Survived the mountains of Afghanistan
Survived an IED attack with some shrapnel.
Never got caught doing stupid shit in the Marines.
got married (later divorced)
I witnessed my sons birth, while on Duty as a Sheriff's Deputy.
Graduated from the Montana Law Enforcement Academy
Purchased a House
Put a few drug dealers in prison
Caught a few Felony DUI's
Help solve a murder case
Found an abducted child
Helped Rescue numerous lost hunters
Pulled a 4 year old kid out of a sink hole 30 feet below the ground.
Arrested a murderer and sent him back to prison.
Became a Paramedic
Saved numerous people's lives in car wrecks
Revived 2 drowning victims
Revived numerous infants, whom are all still alive today
Graduated from the University of Montana with a bachelor's in Civil Engineering
Pulled a 6 year old girl out of a burning house
Saved numerous houses from being a complete loss
I've met a ton of celebrities and singers.
Currently trying to restore from the ground up a 1970 Chevelle SS396 and a 1948 Willy's Pickup
Rebuilt the 8.1L engine in my truck
Built a Garage

Last edited by S3v3N (2009-12-10 12:12:02)

I'm sure while at work today I'll think of some more dumb shit I've done to tell you guys but atm the stand-out memory is...

- Wrestled a shark. Was around 2.5m long or more (boat was 4m, judging off that).

S3v3N wrote:

Started Rodeo at age 9, stopped at 18.  (Saddle Bronc)
Survived too many close calls on my dirt bike/snowmobile/4Wheeler
Survived a one vehicle rollover at age 16
My senior year, we went undefeated and took the state title in football, I made 2nd team all state as a fullback. (730 Rushing Yards, 26 touchdowns, goal line running back FTW)
Graduated from MCRD San Diego
Read several classified documents
ate lunch atop a Trident Nuclear Missile
Guarded special weapons for the United States Navy as a Marine
Shot every handheld and crew served weapon in the Marine Corps Arsenal
graduated top of my class at Designated Marksmen Course
became a Primary Marksmen Ship instructor
Graduated from Close Quarters Combat School
Graduated from Assault Breacher's Course
Became a Professionally Instructed Gunman
Failed out of Scout Sniper School (the whole class did.  fucking fucked up Land Nav. Course)
Shook former President George W. Bush's hand
Survived the initial invasion of Iraq
Survived the mountains of Afghanistan
Survived an IED attack with some shrapnel.
Never got caught doing stupid shit in the Marines.
got married (later divorced)
I witnessed my sons birth, while on Duty as a Sheriff's Deputy.
Graduated from the Montana Law Enforcement Academy
Purchased a House
Put a few drug dealers in prison
Caught a few Felony DUI's
Help solve a murder case
Found an abducted child
Helped Rescue numerous lost hunters
Pulled a 4 year old kid out of a sink hole 30 feet below the ground.
Arrested a murderer and sent him back to prison.
Became a Paramedic
Saved numerous people's lives in car wrecks
Revived 2 drowning victims
Revived numerous infants, whom are all still alive today
Graduated from the University of Montana with a bachelor's in Civil Engineering
Pulled a 6 year old girl out of a burning house
Saved numerous houses from being a complete loss
I've met a ton of celebrities and singers.
Currently trying to restore from the ground up a 1970 Chevelle SS396 and a 1948 Willy's Pickup
Rebuilt the 8.1L engine in my truck
Built a Garage

.....Jesus dude.  A+ life.

King_County_Downy wrote:

I think I have a man-crush on S3v3N now...

You think you have? I know I do!