TWO FIVE - DOUBLE ONE - NINE DOUBLE ONE - FUCKIN' EIGHTCheez wrote:
All sorts of useless shit, like you can't use scooters on the road.
A fucking scooter. You hit one stone and you're arse-over.
Had to wait for some stupid bitch to cross a dual-carriageway on her horse today. Fuck I hate horse people.
I'VE HAD IT SINCE NINETEEN-EIGHTY
BUT SINCE I'VE BEEN LIVIN' IN CROYDON
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THESE CUNTS IN CROYDON PISSIN' ME OFF
BECAUSE I TELL YA WHAT
IF I LOOSE ME FUKIN LISCENSE
EITHER YOU, OR ONE OF YOU BASTARDS FROM VICROADS, CAN DO MY FUCKIN' JUNK MAIL PAPER ROUND
I'LL TELL YA WHAT
IT'S NOT ME, IT'S FUCKIN THEM
THEY'RE TOO FUCKIN LAZY TO DO SHIT