yes.CammRobb wrote:
Is this for real?
Good luck burnzz.
thanks AR, the lawyer said he'd have trouble with the decency charge, but i was almost certain to beat the public intox. there was nothing left to give a sample, as it were. beating the assualt really depends (this is how the lawyer put it) on "how pissy the prosecutor is that day, oh, sorry".
Although I'm inclined to laugh at first, it seems like you're in a spot of bother. Best of luck, and thanks for making my evening full of laughter.burnzz wrote:
thanks AR, the lawyer said he'd have trouble with the decency charge, but i was almost certain to beat the public intox. there was nothing left to give a sample, as it were. beating the assualt really depends (this is how the lawyer put it) on "how pissy the prosecutor is that day, oh, sorry".
I like pie.
although this happened a week ago, i can share it now. i hope to laugh, indeed i've chuckled remembering the look of surprise on the officers face, soon. he was mad enough to have me thrown in the drunk tank, and when the correctional guard ask what the charges against me were, he yelled "he pissed on my leg!" everyone in booking laughed, including other cops . . .TSI wrote:
Although I'm inclined to laugh at first, it seems like you're in a spot of bother. Best of luck, and thanks for making my evening full of laughter.
Last edited by burnzz (2009-11-30 20:20:20)
Criminal.burnzz wrote:
although this happened a week ago, i can share it now. i hope to laugh, indeed i've chuckled remembering the look of surprise on the officers face, soon. he was mad enough to have me thrown in the drunk tank, and when the correctional guard ask what the charges against me were, he yelled "he pissed on my leg!" everyone in booking laughed, including other cops . . .TSI wrote:
Although I'm inclined to laugh at first, it seems like you're in a spot of bother. Best of luck, and thanks for making my evening full of laughter.
Damn. Good luck Burnzz.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6895
lmfao burnzz, I think you'll be alright.
burnzz, i hope they lock you up and you get made someone's bitch.
FYL.
FYL.
jealous much?baggs wrote:
burnzz, i hope they lock you up and you get made someone's bitch.
FYL.
suspended from work 'indefinately' due to suffering a major panic attack whilst driving..
blood tests n shit 2moz.
blood tests n shit 2moz.
got a new card, dads thrown £800 on it. card has been 'unusable' for 24hrs now, and we're almost out of leccy, and totally out of gas.
AND IM OUT OF FUCKING WHISKEY
AND IM OUT OF FUCKING WHISKEY
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
You didn't actually say FML, however, so I'm assuming you still have some crates of Guinness to tie you over until it's all sorted out.
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TPM-J45P3R- wrote:
suspended from work 'indefinately' due to suffering a major panic attack whilst driving..
blood tests n shit 2moz.
Another reason to not take the 11
Why'd you have a panic attack?
fml
bbl
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libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
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- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6895
sick fml
That's amazing. Good luck beating the charges though.burnzz wrote:
although this happened a week ago, i can share it now. i hope to laugh, indeed i've chuckled remembering the look of surprise on the officers face, soon. he was mad enough to have me thrown in the drunk tank, and when the correctional guard ask what the charges against me were, he yelled "he pissed on my leg!" everyone in booking laughed, including other cops . . .TSI wrote:
Although I'm inclined to laugh at first, it seems like you're in a spot of bother. Best of luck, and thanks for making my evening full of laughter.
Only got a few hours of good sleep last night. Tried going to bed early but loud noisy roommates entering/exiting the room constantly kept me awake Had to wake up at 6:30am, been sitting in class for the past 4 hours, got a 2-hour break and then it's back for another 3 or 4 hours of class. I really just wanna pass the fuck out. I'm about to fall asleep as I type this.
Well... I guess my life isn't that fucked. This is a university so I can act like a bum and go sleep on a bench somewhere.
Well... I guess my life isn't that fucked. This is a university so I can act like a bum and go sleep on a bench somewhere.
shit! i went to the cupboard for some fruit pastiles and the bag was empty!
FML!
FML!
Theres no shortbread in
FML!
FML!
Half the damn Christmas lights I hung from the gutter today don't fucking light. My fault for not checking them before hanging them! Too dark now to check for problems. FML!!
I has flu
FML.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But I still got laid 3 times today. Count 'em... I, II, III
FML.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But I still got laid 3 times today. Count 'em... I, II, III
Last edited by CammRobb (2009-12-01 15:12:13)
FML
I've got a cut on the roof my mouth, and I just ate salted doritos. FML
Today I had a conversation with a black Christian, thoroughly in depth stuff, made me question out complete insignificance on this earth, and confused me.
FML
FML