Twilight is bad for your health

2009-11-19 22:34:59

#26

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6472|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Isn't Edward pulling a Roman Polanski anyway? Isn't he like 100 years old and Bella's like 16? shit's fucked up yo
yeah, he has 'experience' ...he knows what to do
that doesn't justify child rape

Rape is such a nasty word. Surprise sex is much better.

I'm muy lucky the missus isn't into vampire stories

Then again she ain't 15 either

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-11-19 22:36:09)

2009-11-19 22:38:28

#27

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5996

Jebus wrote:
A few girls from my class are going. Coincidentally, they are ones with probably the lowest IQ on the whole school. IS THERE A LINK?

*in the whole school

link?

2009-11-20 05:39:56

#28

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6496

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Then again she ain't 15 either

oh nm. i'll just say
toasting epic bread

2009-11-20 05:58:19

#29

Iconic Irony: Bare Back Rough Rider; +189|5275|San Angelo, TX

Trufact: Half the people in this thread will see the movie, if for nothing else than to simply impress a girl.

2009-11-20 07:30:08

#30

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6648

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

yeah, he has 'experience' ...he knows what to do
that doesn't justify child rape
Rape is such a nasty word. Surprise sex is much better.

I'm muy lucky the missus isn't into vampire stories

Then again she ain't 15 either

I can tell you 21 year old girls also like it. My ex made me watch the first one. Not in the cinema thankfully, but it was shite. And boring I might add.

2009-11-20 07:35:35

#31

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6472|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ghettoperson wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

that doesn't justify child rape
Rape is such a nasty word. Surprise sex is much better.

I'm muy lucky the missus isn't into vampire stories

Then again she ain't 15 either
I can tell you 21 year old girls also like it. My ex made me watch the first one. Not in the cinema thankfully, but it was shite. And boring I might add.

Luckily my 27 years old don't like it. She prolly thinks it's as vulgar as True blood, and I intend to keep it that way

2009-11-20 08:22:38

#32

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6222|Escea

AussieReaper wrote:
Dauntless wrote:
I think he was right with Twilight
^ Twihard

Followed by Twihard 2: Twi Harder.

Geddit?

2009-11-20 08:38:58

#33

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5472|Ventura, California

My sister went to the premier with some friends and I was in town so I decided to show up at the exit and wait for her and her friends.

Turns out the first girls (4) that walked out were crying saying how emotional and wonderful it was.

I wish they'd just go light themselves on fire. What do teen girls see in the stupid movie? The film making sucks, the dialog sucks, the story sucks.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2009-11-20 08:45:22

#34

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6496

-Sh1fty- wrote:
My sister went to the premier with some friends and I was in town so I decided to show up at the exit and wait for her and her friends.

Turns out the first girls (4) that walked out were crying saying how emotional and wonderful it was.

I wish they'd just go light themselves on fire. What do teen girls see in the stupid movie? The film making sucks, the dialog sucks, the story sucks.

i thought you waited @ the exit, how can you rate the movie?

oh, and

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2009-11-20 09:39:09

#35

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5472|Ventura, California

I had the misfortune of seeing the first Twilight. Any further Twilights are going to be even more gay.

Besides my sister told me the whole thing on the ride home. Yay..... *rolleyes*

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2009-11-20 09:41:34

#36

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5996

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2009-11-20 09:43:03

#37

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6106|Birmingham, UK

oh no i got invited to see this today... i didn't realise it was this anyway but luckily i dodged it anyway

2009-11-20 09:49:43

#38

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6325|England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I suppose an exception can be made if you're dragged by your significant other to see it.

Me in a few days time no doubt.
What pisses me off is the Darren Shan film is out, which is undoubtedly going to be shit because they tried to make it funny. But the books were awesome. And the first thing that I heard a girl say when I saw the trailer for the Darren Shan film....."Ohmygod. That's well copying Twilight"...Fuck offfffffffffff

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2009-11-20 10:11:48