Karbin
Member
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Constitution comes first, in our oath of office, not the administration.
I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.

Last edited by Karbin (2009-11-14 22:43:21)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6392|eXtreme to the maX
This army's creation is in defence of the constitution and old america.
And they are going to fight who exactly?
Fuck Israel
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6968|Disaster Free Zone

Dilbert_X wrote:

This army's creation is in defence of the constitution and old america.
And they are going to fight who exactly?
New America.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6908|London, England
It's an Onion Article but it sums up some Americans and also this topic:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ar … efender_of

ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.
"Our very way of life is under siege," said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination. "It's time for true Americans to stand up and protect the values that make us who we are."

According to Mortensen—an otherwise mild-mannered husband, father, and small-business owner—the most serious threat to his fanciful version of the 222-year-old Constitution is the attempt by far-left "traitors" to strip it of its religious foundation.

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

"Men like Madison and Jefferson were moved by the ideals of Christianity, and wanted the United States to reflect those values as a Christian nation," continued Mortensen, referring to the "Father of the Constitution," James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. "The words on the page speak for themselves."

According to sources who have read the nation's charter, the U.S. Constitution and its 27 amendments do not contain the word "God" or "Christ."

Mortensen said his admiration for the loose assemblage of vague half-notions he calls the Constitution has only grown over time. He believes that each detail he has pulled from thin air—from prohibitions on sodomy and flag-burning, to mandatory crackdowns on immigrants, to the right of citizens not to have their hard-earned income confiscated in the form of taxes—has contributed to making it the best framework for governance "since the Ten Commandments."

"And let's not forget that when the Constitution was ratified it brought freedom to every single American," Mortensen said.

Mortensen's passion for safeguarding the elaborate fantasy world in which his conception of the Constitution resides is greatly respected by his likeminded friends and relatives, many of whom have been known to repeat his unfounded assertions verbatim when angered. Still, some friends and family members remain critical.

"Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."

Mortensen told reporters that he'll fight until the bitter end for what he roughly supposes the Constitution to be. He acknowledged, however, that it might already be too late to win the battle.

"The freedoms our Founding Fathers spilled their blood for are vanishing before our eyes," Mortensen said. "In under a year, a fascist, socialist regime has turned a proud democracy into a totalitarian state that will soon control every facet of American life."

"Don't just take my word for it," Mortensen added. "Try reading a newspaper or watching the news sometime."
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Still don't understand who they think they'll be fighting.

Reckon they're a bunch of misguided chubby blowhards who think dressing up in camo and marching around with a gun is going to achieve something somehow.
Fuck Israel
13urnzz
Banned
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what, did he bail on active duty and join the guard too?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6439|what

I think Mitch wants to join a militia to fight off an English invasion.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5645|London, England

Commie Killer wrote:

There's a reason that system isn't around anymore... It doesn't work in today's world.




Also, Mitch, I don't know how to put this nicely.... but you're a moron.
It would in fact thrive. The reason our government is fucked is because its run by people that are paid $300 an hour to talk.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5872

JohnG@lt wrote:

Commie Killer wrote:

There's a reason that system isn't around anymore... It doesn't work in today's world.




Also, Mitch, I don't know how to put this nicely.... but you're a moron.
It would in fact thrive. The reason our government is fucked is because its run by people that are paid $300 an hour to talk.
For some reason I have a weird feeling the various militias would bicker and fight over things in a very public and violent way.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5645|London, England

Macbeth wrote:

For some reason I have a weird feeling the various militias would bicker and fight over things in a very public and violent way.
I'm not promoting an actual revolution but they should've built a 'reset button' into our constitution. On a long enough time line any form of government becomes authoritarian even if intentions are good. The people in government will amass more power unto themselves in the name of helping people or fixing problems or whatever other reason. The fact of the matter is that they do everything less efficiently than it would be done at a local level. All that 'helping' and 'fixing' that they do ends up fucking things up worse than before they meddled.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RAIMIUS
You with the face!
+244|7001|US
The government doesn't do EVERYTHING less efficiently.  There are certain things that run better when subsidized.

...the trick is only subsidizing those things, and subsidizing efficiently.
(IMO, we don't do too well on that.)

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