DonFck's concise guide to basic trimming of your manhood wrote:
1. Shower
2. Dry up to a fluffy bush.
3. The hedge-trimming:
Start working with the upper regions with a long hair trimmer of your electric shaver. Use similar methods as if you were actually trimming a hedge. Shape it to your taste.
4. Secure the perimeter:
Trim the edges so you get a clear shape and consistency to your trim. Use the electric razor long hair trimmer - finalize with the regular shaver part.
5. The road to the Nether Regions:
Work your way with a pair of short scissors from the sack towards your poopy hole. A 4mm trim is usually OK. Less, and it scratches when you walk.
6. Your sacks:
Here's where you need a steady hand. Trim short the overgrown single hairs using the same method as in #3. Get hold of a new razor blade and some shaving foam. Use the balls to your advantage when smoothing up the area to be shaved. Work in sectors. Along the growth, not against.
7. The stubby:
At this point you've played with your balls and rod for a while, so you're having a "halfie". Again, use this to your advantage. Lift the bad boy up to trim the surroundings and lower part of your semi-erect piston.
8. The painful end:
This one can make you pass out on the bathroom floor, so be prepared and wear your moms bicycle helmet. Take a picture of yourself standing naked wearing the helmet, this is your most sad moment. Get some aftershave that has a highest possible alcohol-content (you can use non-alcoholic aftershave with menthol also, if you can't stand the burn). Spray/slap it on your newly shaved nutsack. This will close the pores, so you won't get a rash or infection afterwards, but will burn for 15 minutes in a way you've never experienced before. Don't say I didn't warn you! Once the burning has eased a bit, moisturizing lotion will be the finishing touch.
9. Remove the bicycle-helmet
10. Get dressed
11. Enjoy your date
