I understood the first time what offside means in a sport.
cuz i have a cock
Incorrect, however they use it for important stuff.AussieReaper wrote:
I am not a woman because there are no girls on the internet
For example:
Edit:
PS I am not a woman because I can get ready to go out by standing up and finding my wallet.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-10-24 05:00:43)
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
I'm not a woman because I can open jars
I'm not a woman because I can go to the toilet without a support group
I'm not a woman because I can keep a secret
I'm not a woman because I can accept losing an argument
I'm not a woman because I hate shopping (except for computer parts )
I'm not a woman because it takes me 5 minutes to shower
I'm not a woman because I've only got 5 pairs of shoes (Normal, fine, sport, sandals, hiking)
I'm not a women because I'm proud of all my body hairs.
I'm not a woman because I can go to the toilet without a support group
I'm not a woman because I can keep a secret
I'm not a woman because I can accept losing an argument
I'm not a woman because I hate shopping (except for computer parts )
I'm not a woman because it takes me 5 minutes to shower
I'm not a woman because I've only got 5 pairs of shoes (Normal, fine, sport, sandals, hiking)
I'm not a women because I'm proud of all my body hairs.
mmm no, i've seen a woman pee standing up.Bradt3hleader wrote:
I think the best so far is
Because I can pee standing
so have i....on my facebaggs wrote:
mmm no, i've seen a woman pee standing up.
what the fuck lmfaoRed Forman wrote:
so have i....on my facebaggs wrote:
mmm no, i've seen a woman pee standing up.
Golden showers work both ways skittles.Mekstizzle wrote:
what the fuck lmfaoRed Forman wrote:
so have i....on my facebaggs wrote:
mmm no, i've seen a woman pee standing up.
Femzilla would use you as a dumbbell.Bradt3hleader wrote:
Because I'm strong
fixedSydney wrote:
I'm not a woman because I hate shopping (except for computer parts and games )
i check my oil and know how and when to add more
i can make people laugh with my jokes
i can go anywhere and not worry about it being too seedy
i dont care what youre thinking about all the time
bourbon, scotch, irish, and all other forms of whisk(e)y are delicious to me
beer is a perfectly acceptable birthday gift
when i show up wearing the same clothes as some one else its funny, not a disaster
i dont have bad hair days
i dont go shopping, i go buying, thats right i know what i want before i go to the store and its never just to look
animals dont look cute to me
i would never put clothes on an animal
i know the importance of proper tire pressure
i dont call just to say hello
if im mad at you youre going to find out fast, not three months later because some other incident triggered my stored hatred
i dont trade clothes with friends
i dont think anyone is out to get me at my job
farts are funny
sharts are funnier
etc...
i can make people laugh with my jokes
i can go anywhere and not worry about it being too seedy
i dont care what youre thinking about all the time
bourbon, scotch, irish, and all other forms of whisk(e)y are delicious to me
beer is a perfectly acceptable birthday gift
when i show up wearing the same clothes as some one else its funny, not a disaster
i dont have bad hair days
i dont go shopping, i go buying, thats right i know what i want before i go to the store and its never just to look
animals dont look cute to me
i would never put clothes on an animal
i know the importance of proper tire pressure
i dont call just to say hello
if im mad at you youre going to find out fast, not three months later because some other incident triggered my stored hatred
i dont trade clothes with friends
i dont think anyone is out to get me at my job
farts are funny
sharts are funnier
etc...
That and I don't ruin a proper drink, be it wine champagne or spirits, buy pouring something sweet in it to "soften it up".A12345 wrote:
bourbon, scotch, irish, and all other forms of whisk(e)y are delicious to me
I'd beat the shit out of her any dayFlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Femzilla would use you as a dumbbell.Bradt3hleader wrote:
Because I'm strong
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tlf1Ywhzgl4/S … uilder.gif
kBradt3hleader wrote:
I'd beat my shit to her all dayFlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Femzilla would use you as a dumbbell.Bradt3hleader wrote:
Because I'm strong
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tlf1Ywhzgl4/S … uilder.gif
cos i dont need a handbag to match every single possible outfit combination i might possibly wear in the up and coming months ahead.
I am not a woman because I still can't afford the operation.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I am not a Wo' Man cause I am not ready for war
I'm not a woman because I get promoted early... and it's
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
I'm not a woman because,...
I can make a difference between Left and Right
I don't have to swallow
I can make a difference between Left and Right
I don't have to swallow
She's actually weak as shit just like all the bodybuilders.krazed wrote:
kBradt3hleader wrote:
I'd beat my shit to her all dayFlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Femzilla would use you as a dumbbell.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tlf1Ywhzgl4/S … uilder.gif
Pochsy wrote:
I am not a woman because I still can't afford the operation.
Pochsy wins.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
I am not a woman because I didn't PMS when BF2s went down for a long time
Oh wait
Oh wait
|_()|_!mtb0minime wrote:
I am not a woman because I didn't PMS when BF2s went down for a long time
Oh wait
I'm not a man because i don't wake up with a hard-on in the morning.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
im not a woman because daddy doesn't think it's right
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella