I am not a woman because...

2009-10-23 15:20:11

#51

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5413

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Red Forman wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't need fake eyelashes, fake breasts, fake lips, face paint, 6 inch heels and 7 beers to make me look good
yes you do
I never knew you liked men in drag.

thats hot - quote

2009-10-23 15:43:15

#52

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6668

I am not a woman because...

I don't get complimented on the size of my large tits

2009-10-23 15:47:59

#53

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6645|949

Red Forman wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Red Forman wrote:

yes you do
I never knew you liked men in drag.
thats hot - quote

Nah, throw me in a baby tee and a mini skirt and I'm good.

2009-10-23 16:53:25

#54

Lai: Member; +186|6164

I am not a woman because,..

I can make up my mind and stick with it for over 5 minutes.

I do not bitch against other women.

I can seperate emotions from political/social/economical/scientifical arguments.

I don't give a fuck how sorry that tramp/beggar/starved African kid looks.

I blow things up rather than call in "a guy".

2009-10-23 16:56:06

#55

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6539|South Florida

mtb0minime wrote:
I pee standing up.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Actually, when we were young kids, my sister proved to me and my brother that she could stand up and pee. She wound up pissing all over the seat and floor and anywhere BUT the toilet!

pix of said sister

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-10-23 16:56:17

#56

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6668

I don't get all confused when someone says North/South/East/West.

2009-10-23 16:58:34

#57

baggs: Member; +732|6218

cos i can admit when i'm wrong

2009-10-23 17:53:01

#58

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6272|B.C. Canada

baggs wrote:
cos i can admit when i'm wrong

This is actually the best to describe a man.

2009-10-23 18:00:22

#59

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6532|Montucky

I'm not a woman because I can Vote.

2009-10-23 18:01:47

#60

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6119|eXtreme to the maX

I can't see dirt - unless its on my car.

Any haircut is fine.

I can repair anything myself - more broken than when I started counts as repaired.

If someone has broken into the house its not worth getting out of bed for - chances are they won't steal anything worth worrying about.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-10-23 18:03:21)

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2009-10-23 18:27:02

#61

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6668

baggs wrote:
cos i can admit when i'm wrong

You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.

I am not a woman because...

I never get lost.

2009-10-23 18:49:54

#62

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6367|West NY

3 pages? Mods are sexist, lulz

2009-10-23 21:14:26

#63

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6645|949

Noobpatty wrote:
3 pages? Mods are sexist, lulz

No way! Chicks can say, "I'm not a man because..."

2009-10-23 21:42:11

#64

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6668

I am not a woman because...

I haven't reported this thread.

2009-10-23 21:47:20

#65

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6532|Montucky

I am not a woman because..

I can drive and talk on my cell phone without crashing

Last edited by S3v3N (2009-10-23 21:47:53)

2009-10-23 22:46:34

#66

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6367|West NY

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Noobpatty wrote:
3 pages? Mods are sexist, lulz
No way! Chicks can say, "I'm not a man because..."

I know lol. It's good that this thread can happen all in good fun. I don't see why something like "I'm not black/white/hispanic etc." is so much different. A world in which we can all joke lightheartedly about things and no one is offended at the end of the day is ideal. Instead of all the awkwardness and..yeah

2009-10-23 23:03:58

#67

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6458|EE Chat

I get high fives instead of dirty looks when I complete a one night stand.

2009-10-23 23:05:40

#68

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|5949

Because I don't get all mad at somebody, then when they're going to get mad I start crying and make them feel sorry.

Because, I have male genitals (da da da dum)

Because I'm playing war games, not the Sims 3.

Because I'm strong

2009-10-24 00:03:03

#69

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6188|Sydney | ♥

i fart openly in public

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2009-10-24 00:06:38

#70

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6166|what

I am not a woman because there are no girls on the internet

2009-10-24 00:12:47

#71

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6453|Brisbane, Australia

because I am ready for war.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2009-10-24 00:13:33

#72

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6188|Sydney | ♥

AussieReaper wrote:
I am not a woman because there are no girls on the internet

The twilight website would beg to differ

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2009-10-24 00:22:58

#73

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6793|Great Brown North

Bradt3hleader wrote:
Because I'm strong

all 80lbs of you

im not a woman because when i see a friend in a good relationship i think "i need to find someone like that for me"

and not "i need to find a way to get them for myself"

(yes i got that from chris rock who probably stole it from somewhere else, blow me )

2009-10-24 04:04:20

#74

Zombie_Affair: Amputee's...BOOP; +78|5829|Fattest Country in the world.

I can walk topless in public.

My underwear doesn't ride up my crack.

My sore back is caused by work, not tits.

I can piss with the seat up or down.

2009-10-24 04:17:06

#75

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|5949

I think the best so far is

Because I can pee standing

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