Bear Distracting. There's an app for that.

2009-10-15 10:01:06

#1

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6572

Poor Kris Rowley. She gets chased by a bear, sacrifices her iPhone to escape, returns days later (armed with a baseball bat) to find her iPhone all chewed up, and now Apple Geniuses don't believe her story.

Things ended with Rowley buying a new iPhone because Apple doesn't cover using the phone as a self-defense weapon against bear manglings (especially when Geniuses don't believe that's what happened). What I truly can't believe is that it took me until now to hear about the iPhone's bear distracting powers, but I applaud Rowely her quick thinking.

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Best use for an iPhone I've heard

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2009-10-15 10:02:29

#2

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6196

So that's why they made iPhones!

Not to mention their explosive capability!

2009-10-15 17:31:49

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6413|what

Bears can't use touch screens.

2009-10-15 17:34:42

#4

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7002|London

Bear distracting means something else in London.

2009-10-15 17:41:51

#5

CrazeD: Member; +368|6933|Maine

So she comes back with a baseball bat?

Dumbass.

2009-10-15 17:44:00

#6

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6892|949

CrazeD wrote:
So she comes back with a baseball bat?

Dumbass.

Well the article says it was a young bear. Not all bears are 1200 pounds and 8 feet tall.

2009-10-15 20:08:16

#7

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6757

fuck me, i bought a blackberry.

2009-10-15 20:09:35

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6828|Mountains of NC

couldn't get a signal

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2009-10-15 20:32:39

#9

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5769|America

burnzz wrote:
fuck me, i bought a blackberry.

Well people who bought blackberries over iphones are smart enough not to fuck with bears. So don't worry.

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2009-10-15 20:33:27

#10

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5846

Blade4509 wrote:
burnzz wrote:
fuck me, i bought a blackberry.
Well people who bought blackberries over iphones are smart enough not to fuck with bears. So don't worry.

It's true.

2009-10-15 20:34:57

#11

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6572

Macbeth wrote:
Blade4509 wrote:
burnzz wrote:
fuck me, i bought a blackberry.
Well people who bought blackberries over iphones are smart enough not to fuck with bears. So don't worry.
It's true.

Blackberry sounds like it would do a better job of distracting a bear than an iPhone.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-10-15 20:45:53

#12

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6588

ebug9 wrote:
Blackberry sounds like it would do a better job of distracting a bear than an iPhone.

Or you could just by chance carry a small back of actual blackberries. Would be much cheaper to toss away then a phone. What if the bear does attack anyway and u threw your phone at it? Are you gonna go crawling back to ur phone to call for help?

In fact, maybe actual blackberries would attract the bear in the first place...I have put to much thought into this.

Just avoid parks people. And don't smear honey on yourself.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2009-10-15 22:16:42

#13

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7040|Great Brown North

ebug9 wrote:
returns days later (armed with a baseball bat)

near darwin candidate right here

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
CrazeD wrote:
So she comes back with a baseball bat?

Dumbass.
Well the article says it was a young bear. Not all bears are 1200 pounds and 8 feet tall.

teeth, claws, and stronger then humans, bear wins bat or not

it's been my experience to be more cautious of young bears, they're far more nervy than the older bears with more experience

2009-10-16 03:15:55

#14

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6196

krazed wrote:
ebug9 wrote:
returns days later (armed with a baseball bat)
near darwin candidate right here
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
CrazeD wrote:
So she comes back with a baseball bat?

Dumbass.
Well the article says it was a young bear. Not all bears are 1200 pounds and 8 feet tall.
teeth, claws, and stronger then humans, bear wins bat or not

it's been my experience to be more cautious of young bears, they're far more nervy than the older bears with more experience

fuck the baby bear

I bet it's mom is somewhere around!

2009-10-16 18:14:50

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6413|what

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2009-10-17 01:25:28

#16

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7040|Great Brown North

Bradt3hleader wrote:
krazed wrote:
ebug9 wrote:

near darwin candidate right here
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Well the article says it was a young bear. Not all bears are 1200 pounds and 8 feet tall.
teeth, claws, and stronger then humans, bear wins bat or not

it's been my experience to be more cautious of young bears, they're far more nervy than the older bears with more experience
fuck the baby bear

I bet it's mom is somewhere around!

i didn't say cub

2009-10-17 01:41:10

#17

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6196

lol @ the cyanide and happiness comic strip.

rofl, he's ribcage ahahaha that's nasty right thar

2009-10-17 21:58:57

#18

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6489|NSW, Australia

why would she think apple would replace he iphone?

2009-10-17 22:07:21

#19

TopHat01: Limitless; +117|6165|CA

AussieReaper wrote:
C&H

Was waiting for this...

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2009-10-18 00:59:50

#20

Benzin: Member; +576|6259

Nappy wrote:
why would she think apple would replace he iphone?

2009-10-18 04:08:47

#21

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6651

CapnNismo wrote:
Nappy wrote:
why would she think apple would replace he iphone?

Okay, we get it. You love your android.

2009-10-18 07:00:52

#22

Benzin: Member; +576|6259

some_random_panda wrote:
CapnNismo wrote:
Nappy wrote:
why would she think apple would replace he iphone?
Okay, we get it. You love your android.

yea, because that's got everything to do with that post ...

2009-10-18 15:57:51

#23

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6651

CapnNismo wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
CapnNismo wrote:

Okay, we get it. You love your android.
yea, because that's got everything to do with that post ...

because your post is entirely directed at the op and not at apple...

2009-10-19 09:34:49

#24

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6196

So when will my Sony Ericsson W995 do that? This is a crucial life saving application.

2009-10-19 11:42:06

#25

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6483|Escea

AussieReaper wrote:
Bears can't use touch screens.

https://opinionatedcyclist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/man_bear_pig-784421.jpg

But Man Bear Pig can.

BF2S Forums Bear Distracting. There's an app for that.

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