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2006-04-12 06:48:51
Cybargs
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the_heart_attack wrote:

chuck norris sucks, talk about a painfull guy to watch.
Shhh!!! or he'll hunt you down!!!

Einsteins theory of relativity proves that chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday right now.

You know what does chuck norris say b4 he does a roundhouse kick? no one knows, dead men dont tell tales.

plz we have minors dont post shit about chuck norris and his sexuality... funny but u know we have 10-13 yr olds here...

Mr.T and chuck norris has never been in the same bar, why? coz no building can handle the awsome of both of them
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2006-04-12 07:06:04
Erkut.hv
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the_heart_attack wrote:

chuck norris sucks, talk about a painfull guy to watch.
That's the whole point of it all. He was one of the original badasses. Return of the Dragon (one of the best fight scenes ever, btw), Delta Force, Missing in Action, the Octagon, etc....

Then came..... Walker, Texas Ranger.

And a fact sheet. Lifting a mere mortal to superhuman heights only by word of mouth. It's great. Those who don't laugh at chuck facts, well.... should get roundhouse kicked to the face.
2006-04-12 07:15:40
Kung Jew
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+331|7002|Houston, TX

Erkut.hv wrote:

Those who don't laugh at chuck facts, well.... should get roundhouse kicked to the face.
Chuck Norris already roundhoused them, but Chuck Norris decides the time of death inflicted by his kicks.  When Chuck is ready, then and only then,  may they die.  ie  Dick Clark was kicked 2 decades ago, but Chuck likes New Year's with Dick so........

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2006-04-12 07:20:01
Cybargs
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Kung Jew wrote:

Erkut.hv wrote:

Those who don't laugh at chuck facts, well.... should get roundhouse kicked to the face.
Chuck Norris already roundhoused them, but Chuck Norris decides the time of death inflicted by his kicks.  When Chuck is ready, then and only then,  may they die.  ie  Dick Clark was kicked 2 decades ago, but Chuck likes New Year's with Dick so........
dude chuck norrises round house kick does NOT kill ppl, whoever told u that is a complete liar and a total noob. his roundhouse kicks just wipe the person out of the space time continuam
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2006-04-12 07:27:04
Kung Jew
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I stand corrected.   Well put.

"Total Protonic Reversal!" - hope some of you get this joke.
2006-04-13 05:14:38
Cybargs
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Kung Jew wrote:

I stand corrected.   Well put.

"Total Protonic Reversal!" - hope some of you get this joke.
thank you

guns dont kill ppl, chuck norris kills ppl
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