Love how the army guy went Steven Segal on his ass. Classic!
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You're actually a chav though Jamesey, that's what's funny.I'm Jamesey wrote:
baiscally they sit around on street corners or in their gardens, they'll say random shit to you like "here pal you got a light?" if you ignore them, they'll set about you, if you say no, they'll follow you home and mob up outside your house trying to intimidate you
if you say yeah they'll take it off you and dare you to do something about it.
they only fight in numbers and police don't give a shit.
Best thing to do is figure out who's the ringleader and smash them in the face, if he goes down the rest always bottle it. doesn't matter if they mob up on you because for some reason they always punch in the side of the head, like the ears, don't ask me why.
I don't sit around on corners drinking
I don't start on people for no reason
I don't fight with 5 guys backing me up
if battering chavs who start on me makes me a chav then I guess I am one.
I don't start on people for no reason
I don't fight with 5 guys backing me up
if battering chavs who start on me makes me a chav then I guess I am one.
You just (can) look like one. Not a bad idea if you live in the UK tbh
Well about 3 months ago when i was saying bye to a friend i turned round, and when i was turning back to carry on i almost walked into a chav, who said: "wah tha fuck you doin, you fuckin' tryin' to surround me prick?"mcgid1 wrote:
I don't get it. I mean I understand that the 'chav' is basically a total ass hat and what not but, at least in my experience, there's usually a reason someone goes off like that and I don't see it here. And could someone explain what the whole group outside the fence and the guy who threateningly closed the gate was all about? Does this crap happen all the time in England?
Course i just carried on walking when he said "son of a white bastard" (he was asian) ...
Anywho once another friend pushed one into a wall they ran in the shop calling us racist
So basically a "chav" is an idiot, there's never a reason for chavs getting provoked.
Never fuck with this guy's bin. Seen it before tho, on Liveleak. Still a beautiful moment when the chav gets knocked down.
I'll be in London for a week in January.. will I need to watch out for these retards?
I'll be in London for a week in January.. will I need to watch out for these retards?
Nah you'll be fine if you don't make yourself look like a tourist (same with any foreign country).mcminty wrote:
Never fuck with this guy's bin. Seen it before tho, on Liveleak. Still a beautiful moment when the chav gets knocked down.
I'll be in London for a week in January.. will I need to watch out for these retards?
Yeah
They're everywhere.
They're everywhere.
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No, central London is almost completely devoid of chavs, it's only when you go to shitty areas you have to watch out for them.mcminty wrote:
Never fuck with this guy's bin. Seen it before tho, on Liveleak. Still a beautiful moment when the chav gets knocked down.
I'll be in London for a week in January.. will I need to watch out for these retards?
There wont be chavs in the centre of London though, atleast there weren't the times I've been there.
It's just the crap areas/housing estates where they hang around
It's just the crap areas/housing estates where they hang around
Last time i went i didn't see many.The Sheriff wrote:
There wont be chavs in the centre of London though, atleast there weren't the times I've been there.
It's just the crap areas/housing estates where they hang around
I'm hard as fuck though so bitches don't be messing with me
Nah, if you stare em out whilst you're walking past it usually works for me.
Nah, if you stare em out whilst you're walking past it usually works for me.
They can't afford it. Plus there's cops everywhere, which doesn't work so well for them.
Haha we are quite good with the "not looking like tourists" thing.The Sheriff wrote:
Nah you'll be fine if you don't make yourself look like a tourist (same with any foreign country).
Didn't think they could afford to hang around Hyde Park/Mayfairghettoperson wrote:
They can't afford it.
Have you actually looked in the mirror? You're about 40 kg, the only thing you batter is fish in your dead-end fish and chip shop 40 hour week, bad luck on being a scummy English chav.I'm Jamesey wrote:
I don't sit around on corners drinking
I don't start on people for no reason
I don't fight with 5 guys backing me up
if battering chavs who start on me makes me a chav then I guess I am one.
It's on!
I'm scottish, I'm not a chav, I don't know how it works in wherever you're from but being fat doesn't automatically mean you can fight.Hakei wrote:
Have you actually looked in the mirror? You're about 40 kg, the only thing you batter is fish in your dead-end fish and chip shop 40 hour week, bad luck on being a scummy English chav.I'm Jamesey wrote:
I don't sit around on corners drinking
I don't start on people for no reason
I don't fight with 5 guys backing me up
if battering chavs who start on me makes me a chav then I guess I am one.
Most people in Scotland aren't tipping the scales towards heavyweight, your average chav has about the fighting weight of a wet fart
but keep generalizing when you obviously know fuck all.
your average chav has about the fighting weight of a wet fart
Funny how you can tell someone to stop generalising in the same post as explaining what the average of X is.but keep generalizing
Ahk, my fault. Chav in a kilt, better now?
except I know and have met hundreds upon hundreds of chavs, and you obviously have never met one. but keep acting like you know about them.
Chill guys.. chill.
Because I haven't lived in London/Essex for most of my life.I'm Jamesey wrote:
except I know and have met hundreds upon hundreds of chavs, and you obviously have never met one. but keep acting like you know about them.
yeah I'm sure you live in a chavvy area
like Glasgow? Joke
Chavs come from all walks of life there is no specific group of people that become them.
Chavs come from all walks of life there is no specific group of people that become them.