Macbeth
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So I went to meet up with a girl this morning that I've known since I was 10 and her family and my family are friends and all after like an hour of hanging out I get her to come back to my place and we're in my room and she is lying there on my bed and I try to start sex with her.

She freaks out and tells me "No I'm not like that, seriously no." She than tells me to take her home because she is really uncomfortable so I take her home but stop at mcdonalds to buy her some food out of kindness. I take her home and she gets out of the car and says "uh bye, and uh sorry" 

Now she might tell her parents I tried having sex with her and they're going to bitch at me and now I'm stuck having to choose between a girl who has witch fantasies and a hindu.

They really need to lower the drinking age or something so I could get laid easier because it's hard to feed liquor to a girl less than 21 years old and I really just want to get laid and don't want to have to go through all this stupid relationship and courting bullshit. I just want sex.

So she's home doing who knows what the fuck and I'm here on bf2s getting ready to go to class.

Shit sucks.
Kez
Member
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lol
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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Since when were you on the sig team?
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Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
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Good call on McDonalds.

Classed the whole thing up
CammRobb
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Cool
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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CammRobb wrote:

Cool
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.
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Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
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Lets see how many memes this thread can collect.

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Mekstizzle
WALKER
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You're barking up the wrong tree, you need to hit up that white/black trash if you want it easy. That's what most people do here
SEREVENT
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Finray wrote:

Since when were you on the sig team?
since he made part of my sig
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
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chy
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
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Have you got any butter?
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rammunition
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rapist
CammRobb
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Miggle wrote:

Have you got any butter?
Rub it on your balls and whistle on the dog?
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
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Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
Macbeth
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I stopped when she told me too and I took her home and said sorry. Should I be worried about rape charges?

Attempted rape charges?

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-10-07 11:47:24)

CammRobb
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S.Lythberg wrote:

Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7319|FUCK UBISOFT

CammRobb wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
irony.
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Wreckognize
Member
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So you think the drinking age should be lower just so you can take advantage of women more easily.  Classy.


The drinking age doesn't need to be lower, your game needs to get better.
rammunition
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Macbeth wrote:

I stopped when she told me too and I took her home and said sorry. Should I be worried about rape charges?

Attempted rape charges?
if you get her drunk then sleep with her then yes, be worried
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|7024|Chicago, IL

CammRobb wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
It's still rape in US criminal courts, check the law books
CammRobb
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S.Lythberg wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
It's still rape in US criminal courts, check the law books
I'm scottish.

Miggle wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

Getting her drunk first will get you sent to jail quicker, and not much else...
That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
irony.
How? 'Cause I'm a dolt in your opinion.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7319|FUCK UBISOFT

CammRobb wrote:

Miggle wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


That's why he wants to drinking age lowered you dolt.
irony.
How? 'Cause I'm a dolt in your opinion.
Maybe I'm wrong.
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S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|7024|Chicago, IL

CammRobb wrote:

I'm scottish.
Mac's not, and he can get himself in a hell of a lot of trouble for trying that, even in NJ
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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I'm sorry, he made a move, she said no and he stopped.

RAPE!!!!!!!!

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|7024|Chicago, IL

DrunkFace wrote:

I'm sorry, he made a move, she said no and he stopped.

RAPE!!!!!!!!

he wants to get her drunk, so she won't/can't say no

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