"But they picked the wrong victims on this occasion after being floored by two cross-dressers who are believed to have been cage fighters on a night out."
Hilarious, the embarassment would almost be too much to bear but deserved considering what the little cunts was getting up to.
There was a guy recently who died after shagging 4 chickens, 3 sheep, 2 donkeys and a warm apple pie from Tesco, police found him slumped in the bogs at Tesco's wearing his Swansea FC shirt. The family were happy for it to be released in the press until the Police told them about his football shirt he was wearing. He had brought shame to the family.
UPDATE - one of the queens is from NYC, and is called steve? well done sir!
TWO yobs have appeared in court after starting a fight with Spiderman — and getting knocked out by two cross-dressers. Dean Jonathan Gardner, aged 19, and Jason Andrew Fender, aged 22, were arrested following two separate incidents in The Kingsway which took place just moments apart in the early hours of August 30. But they picked the wrong victims on this occasion after being floored by two cross-dressers who are believed to have been cage fighters on a night out. Police confronted Gardner and Fender, both of Llanerch Road, Bonymaen, nursing their injuries after identifying the unemployed pair from CCTV pictures which showed them fighting with people queuing outside the Escape club.
