Usually run off to the police in the morning I find saying she didnt give consent.DonFck wrote:
Chicks who drink too much ciderAdams_BJ wrote:
chicks that smoke have disgusting vag's.
/noted
Take notes by all means as I feel I have a lot to offer. I would be Admin of some kind of 'Sex Tips' section here but ffs dont blame me if anything goes wrong.
In that instance 'you aint seen me ok'.
In that instance 'you aint seen me ok'.
<- does not want to see '27s "sex tip".
Your loss my friend - your lossAussieReaper wrote:
<- does not want to see '27s "sex tip".
I do
See he fucking knows the score, this one yur from down under.Adams_BJ wrote:
I do
reaps turning down all this free wisdom. Imbecile *shakes head*
But our car's in another country!1927 wrote:
innit. The place has gone to fucking sleep. Im on about cunnigulus (not a roman emporer) and you lot all fall asleep. Bunch of fucking poofs or summat. Too busy wanking over police cars or Laura's bloody hair.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
*shakes fist*
/inb4 '27 mentions that one time he decided to try shaking his fist and it ended badly
/inb4 '27 mentions that one time he decided to try shaking his fist and it ended badly
A mars bar?
I wouldn't be surprised, the guy has a story for everything.AussieReaper wrote:
*shakes fist*
http://i40.tinypic.com/34q1jc0.gif
/inb4 '27 mentions that one time he decided to try shaking his fist and it ended badly
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Warman prefers Snickers.Finray wrote:
A mars bar?
Cause they have nuts.
Girls love chocolate, it dosent have to be a snazzy jazzy box where you get ripped right off by either Mr Patel, Mr Tesco's or Mr J.M. Morrisons.Finray wrote:
A mars bar?
You can make it into a million dollars by saying I only had 57p on me and I went without, that alone should make her leave snail trails from your bed to the bathroom.
Ive never fisted fuck all, moving on. Im 34 and a few of my mates told me 10 years ago to bring a book out, I could do 3 now I reckon.Cheez wrote:
I wouldn't be surprised, the guy has a story for everything.AussieReaper wrote:
*shakes fist*
http://i40.tinypic.com/34q1jc0.gif
/inb4 '27 mentions that one time he decided to try shaking his fist and it ended badly
maybe four
So is your lil cricket trophy. Its all part of export / inport aint it? We love ya lager, you gave us the BBQ, you even gave us prawns. You should be proud not fucked off. You can have ya boomerang back.................................. boom boom, check me out.Cheez wrote:
But our car's in another country!1927 wrote:
innit. The place has gone to fucking sleep. Im on about cunnigulus (not a roman emporer) and you lot all fall asleep. Bunch of fucking poofs or summat. Too busy wanking over police cars or Laura's bloody hair.
True, the latest one being August 09 - October 09.Mekstizzle wrote:
maybe four
But only if you applied yourself instead of chasing all that skirt!
wait but then you wouldn't have any stories.... hmm... it's a conundrum...
wait but then you wouldn't have any stories.... hmm... it's a conundrum...
I dont let the skirt get in the way of work. Thats where Mollie came from, Molls mum was a customer. Learned that lesson.Mekstizzle wrote:
But only if you applied yourself instead of chasing all that skirt!
wait but then you wouldn't have any stories.... hmm... it's a conundrum...
The girl off the net/hubby overdose ...... Yahoo found me her.
Current one, old family friend plus my ol man spent 8 months hanging out of her Mum, so its tradition. Like Father - Like Son.
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
work before skirt! i like it.1927 wrote:
I dont let the skirt get in the way of work. Thats where Mollie came from, Molls mum was a customer. Learned that lesson.Mekstizzle wrote:
But only if you applied yourself instead of chasing all that skirt!
wait but then you wouldn't have any stories.... hmm... it's a conundrum...
The girl off the net/hubby overdose ...... Yahoo found me her.
Current one, old family friend plus my ol man spent 8 months hanging out of her Mum, so its tradition. Like Father - Like Son.
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
good morning . . .
Good morning, go back a few pages as I have provided an example of sensible underwearburnzz wrote:
work before skirt! i like it.1927 wrote:
I dont let the skirt get in the way of work. Thats where Mollie came from, Molls mum was a customer. Learned that lesson.Mekstizzle wrote:
But only if you applied yourself instead of chasing all that skirt!
wait but then you wouldn't have any stories.... hmm... it's a conundrum...
The girl off the net/hubby overdose ...... Yahoo found me her.
Current one, old family friend plus my ol man spent 8 months hanging out of her Mum, so its tradition. Like Father - Like Son.
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
good morning . . .
very well, i leave for work now, i shall make it the second thing i do when i arrive.1927 wrote:
Good morning, go back a few pages as I have provided an example of sensible underwearburnzz wrote:
work before skirt! i like it.1927 wrote:
I dont let the skirt get in the way of work. Thats where Mollie came from, Molls mum was a customer. Learned that lesson.
The girl off the net/hubby overdose ...... Yahoo found me her.
Current one, old family friend plus my ol man spent 8 months hanging out of her Mum, so its tradition. Like Father - Like Son.
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
good morning . . .
the first thing i do is turn on the lights, for the third and fourth floors.
hahaha...1927 wrote:
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
Was in a tent 10-15 years ago on hockey tour in Barsntable, for some reason if we pulled we had to shout our footy team out. She remembers but we havent said fuck all as I ask her to dribble through the cones and smack the ball into the top right corner.Mekstizzle wrote:
hahaha...1927 wrote:
The girls I coach at hockey, hmmmmmm, nah, been through the only decent one already.
Bloooooooooobirds - Blooooooooooobirds