BF2S Forums EE Chat - October

Noobeater wrote:

1927 wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

So i found out that i can't take Muay thai at uni as it would clash with my sunday hiking / fish and chips / pub day, so i am left with the choice of karate or taekwondo. I was thinking of Taekwondo but i would like any opinions that anyone may have in the matter.

Inb4 wax on, wax off grasshoppa! and other karate kid references.

Havent they got Monopoly or Cluedo?  Maybe even Scrabble?

Nah someone nicked the little man in the car from the monopoly set and the lead piping from the cluedo set, they withdrew scrabble as they were fed up of people just spelling rude things with the letters.

Oh fuck, Martial Arts it is then (handy for when you get a Wife I find).  Do a martial arts of some sort as it leads to self discipline and will help in shagging girls, and possibly lead to shagging less fat ugly birds (if, thats what you do with yourself??)

Picture it.  Some fit girl approaches you in Ritzy's.  'Hi what do you do'?   'Tae fucking kwondo'.  You will have her wetter than an otters pocket after just one line.  Your mates will be so jealous.

krazed wrote:

1927 wrote:

wetter than an otters pocket

My sentiments exactly.

Oooh. We're on page 69

JakAttaK wrote:

Just applied for a job. Lied completely about some things, but it's the only place I really want to work. I'm lucky enough to have had two chances at applying (they turned down my first application to a store further away because I didn't reach some requirements), so I changed my answers this time, and applied to a more local one

You watch it dont back fire and bite you on the arse.  Who's it for?  Dont be shy

JakAttaK wrote:

1927 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Just applied for a job. Lied completely about some things, but it's the only place I really want to work. I'm lucky enough to have had two chances at applying (they turned down my first application to a store further away because I didn't reach some requirements), so I changed my answers this time, and applied to a more local one

You watch it dont back fire and bite you on the arse.  Who's it for?  Dont be shy

It's only a couple of white lies about how much sales experience I've had. I have had about two hours, but told them 3-6 months haha. I'm pretty confident if I act like I know what I'm doing I can do alright. And HMV.

The problems come when they demand a reference to prove you have worked properly for a 3-6 months. It sounds a bit dodgy if you say "Well i worked her for 6 months but you can't get a reference from them to prove this", obviously you should word it much better come an actual interview. :p

Good luck anyway.

Noobeater wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

1927 wrote:

You watch it dont back fire and bite you on the arse.  Who's it for?  Dont be shy

It's only a couple of white lies about how much sales experience I've had. I have had about two hours, but told them 3-6 months haha. I'm pretty confident if I act like I know what I'm doing I can do alright. And HMV.

The problems come when they demand a reference to prove you have worked properly for a 3-6 months. It sounds a bit dodgy if you say "Well i worked her for 6 months but you can't get a reference from them to prove this", obviously you should word it much better come an actual interview. :p

Good luck anyway.

The place I got my two hours experience was a mates bike shop. I did actually work there for about 4 months, just repairing bikes, not actually serving customers. But his mum (the shop owner) says she will cover for me with stuff like that

Ultrafunkula wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

The problems come when they demand a reference to prove you have worked properly for a 3-6 months. It sounds a bit dodgy if you say "Well i worked her for 6 months but you can't get a reference from them to prove this", obviously you should word it much better come an actual interview. :p

Good luck anyway.

The place I got my two hours experience was a mates bike shop. I did actually work there for about 4 months, just repairing bikes, not actually serving customers. But his mum (the shop owner) says she will cover for me with stuff like that

HMV? Oh goodie. I'll come and whine for that "speshul BF2s discount" the next time I'm on your island

I used to get the best discount.  My mates would nick it for me and Id pay them arf price for what it was on the shelf for.

A Finn and a Swede were arguing which one has the most beautiful language. When the argument didn't go anywhere, they decided to call for an English language professor to make the decision. The doctor said: "Write down this poem on your own language: "Island, island, Hay Island, Hay Island's bride.""

The Finn wrote "Saari, saari, Heinäsaari, Heinäsaaren morsian."
The Swede wrote "Ö, ö, Hö ö, Hö ös mö."



In your face Dice!

/Drumbutton

Ps. The joke thread was too far.

Sisco10 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

A Finn and a Swede were arguing which one has the most beautiful language. When the argument didn't go anywhere, they decided to call for an English language professor to make the decision. The doctor said: "Write down this poem on your own language: "Island, island, Hay Island, Hay Island's bride.""

The Finn wrote "Saari, saari, Heinäsaari, Heinäsaaren morsian."
The Swede wrote "Ö, ö, Hö ö, Hö ös mö."



In your face Dice!

/Drumbutton

Ps. The joke thread was too far.

i dunn gettit

When I woke up this morning I had a quick gander in the mirror before I got dressed and noticed how incredibly big my nob was. It was on a semi but it was just as large as I normally am when on full-flight.

I wanted to take a pic, but resisted.

Oisín<3 wrote:

When I woke up this morning I had a quick gander in the mirror before I got dressed and noticed how incredibly big my nob was. It was on a semi but it was just as large as I normally am when on full-flight.

I wanted to take a pic, but resisted.

I find this happens when Im taking a shit

1927 wrote:

Oisín<3 wrote:

When I woke up this morning I had a quick gander in the mirror before I got dressed and noticed how incredibly big my nob was. It was on a semi but it was just as large as I normally am when on full-flight.

I wanted to take a pic, but resisted.

I find this happens when Im taking a shit

Didn't know you was a woofta 27

Oisín<3 wrote:

When I woke up this morning I had a quick gander in the mirror before I got dressed and noticed how incredibly big my nob was. It was on a semi but it was just as large as I normally am when on full-flight.

I wanted to take a pic, but resisted.

inb4 "You got your mirror from the amusement park?"

It looks smaller fro0m above, so a walk past the mirror with a morning halfie always gives one a boost in self esteem.