BF2S Forums Kills that make you smile??????

Taking out an entire squad plus the tailing commander with a knife. After that I was pumping so much adreniline and my hands were shaking so much I just sat back repairing assets until the round ended.

Dingarth wrote:

Just over the last week a number of Kills that made me grin with joy!

1. Two kills from an AT rocket.....did not realise another person was lying next to my target on Surge!

2. Alley way in Karkand...aiming my AT at a guy ont he other side of the alleyway...fire....sniper with a drawn knife runs around the corner thinking he's going to knife me and runs into my rocket.....laughed so hard the other guy killed me. (that was so funny!)

3. Playing warlord....SAS dropping from the sky...thinking what the hell....I'll have a go...bam (M95) hits the guy in the head.......guys thinking WTF?

4. Playing Iron Gator throw a granade around a corner 3 kills.

5. C4ing a flag.....enemy turns it.....bam 4 kills and a defend point!

What Kills make you guys smile or are your most memorable?

hmmm, hate to be a buzzkill, but if the enemy turned the flag, you wouldnt get a defend point...

I was playing Mashtuur and was in a hummer and started shooting at the enemy chopper.  Blew it up and it fell on a tank which was getting repaired and the tank blew up.
I had to stop playing I was laughing so hard

Played a Wake map, sat in a AA placement & got 8 kills.Not that many, I know, but 3 of them was the opposing commander in a plane & it took him 3 rounds of artillery to finally nail me. I just knew what he was thinking & I couldn't stop smiling!

Bailed outta Blackhawk on Oman near the olive hill flag area parachuted right onto a Mec tank (lucky) that was sitting there unloading into the flag area from just outside the sandbags. 

hopped over the back hatch spun around crouching, Knifed the gunner on the top 50. right in the forhead dropped a AT mine jumped off...KABOOM!! Sratch one Tank!!!... saw him type

"*Dead* Just knifed in the head?? WTF??!!"

Then I was laughing standing still like a idiot and got ran down by a buggy full of Mec's exceeding the posted speed limit by ALOT. think I saw a open container of alcohol too....in the buggy. tsssk tsssk tsssk.

Mec's dont let your friends Jihad buggy drunk... call a taxi.... then stick the C4 on the cab's hood and send him off to his house/next target etc.. its Soooo much safer plus when you blow up you dont even have to pay the fare! 




On Dragon Valley:

As a Sniper I Parachuted once again into a tree cluster overlooking the temple from the north just kinda was scopeing around for a few minutes when I hear this 50. sniper rifle crack a round off sounded right next to me.

It was, a PLA sniper... as i hoverd my pistol over him was no more than 10 feet away kinda watched him crank off a few rounds.

crept over slowly crouched right over his back, just hit "Q"

"ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED!!"

which made him get flustered and fall off and tumble down the steep hillside and die from the fall..musta just had a few bars left of health from a previous sniper's round hitting him...

Goddammn that was funny 

yeah i know i didnt kill em "technically"

Last edited by Seal 3 (2006-04-13 05:05:48)

Me and my friend usually dominate the air in the chopper, but this time we had a good match on our hands and it was going back and forth.  After my gunner shot a TV at the chopper, a plane comes out of nowhere and smacks into the tv, killing it and it's wreckage smacks into the chopper setting it on fire and killing it.  LOL Priceless one in a million shot.

By now i have 4-5 airplane's  under my belt from shooting TV missiles at them.  Everyone of those makes me smile.

FuShe Pass (64) just north of Security headquarters on the dirt road as PLA.  Hoofing it over to the eastern most base when I hear a boat coming down the river from the US uncappable.  Bust out the Eryx thinking I'll get at least one kill no more than 2.  The boat comes around the bend, lead it a bit and boom!  Six kills!  The boat was full!  That was nice seeing my name fill up the text box... I proceeded to get pwned the rest of the round >_>          <_<

Last edited by Ugaminor (2006-04-13 11:52:26)

Also forgot to mention the times (and this has happened to me quite a few times) that I am totally outgunned by something......like APC versus Tank.......or Jeep versus APC...........and I bail out of my vehicle, and run head on full sprint at the enemy in his superior vehicle.  Apparently this display of crazy scares the piss out of some people.........and instead of shooting or trying to move, the just JUMP OUT OF THEIR VEHICLE AND TRY TO RUN AWAY!!!  So, I jump in theirs......and kill them with it.  I don't even play Spec Ops very much, so when I do this, I'm generally not capable of blowing up their vehicle if I get close enough..............but you'd be surprised how many times this has worked for me.  Always makes me laugh.

KiL

Cement factory roof, myself and a few mates on ventrilo in the same squad, 3 of us ended up ontop of that cylinder next to roof, 1 was lying down shooting over the edge.... I couldnt resist I was rather drunk and just had to push him off
was so funny seeing him falling over the edge in the prone position, I was crying laughing when he said he was playing in the dark and couldnt find his parachute button quick enough!

once I killed someone then I giggled



























^^I am sorry that was stupid^^
i picked a M95 on Oman and my buddy saw a vodnik sitting around at the rock fortification and i was on the Crane and i am like man if i get this your giving 10 bucks he like ok with a little grim boom tushers (M95) olliecool
hah mother fucker 10 bucks

then runing around in a jet for a min or two just fucking around boombing you know and i was on dailin oil field i though i would try and go under that bridge like in the movie in bf2 so i tried it got through and then accitdentally rammed into a full heli and boom i got 6 kills i was like whoop

Not a KILL..Sorry...But, funny noetheless...Playing on Warlord as Insurgent...Watched a couple guys who spawned as Brit at the far bottom left CP, the one where you spawn in the air and have to deploy the chute right away...I see one splatted at least once a day from the plunge straight into the pavement below...You know that's a BRAND NEW SF Noob...I know, did it myself first time...Just installed the game...Jumped in thinkin..."Man, this is ONE foggy map"...Realized the air rushing past...playing in the dark...feverishly trying to locate the #9 key on the damn ZBOARD...TOO LATE...How NOOBISH...Just went right back off..."DISCONNECT"...Now, I look for them...TOO FUNNY...

deject wrote:

I hit a guy in the face with a grenade somehow, which killed him instantly.  I saw the kill message and I was like "WTF it didn't blow up!"  I laughed heartily 3 seconds later.

Heh yeah if you throw a grenade and it hits someone they get damaged, happened to me once on Kark near the Suburbs I was on the low side of a hill with a guy out of sight on the other side, I casually chuck a grenade Me[Hand Grenade]him then 3 seconds later....me[TeamKills]team mate and I'm like "WTF I KNOW IT BLEW UP" then the prick punishes me...

aaaaaaanyway, so I'm flying along in a Helo on Op Clean Sweep, a jets coming straight at me I turn and fire all my missles...8 Direct Hits....the one in a million shot happened 8 times in succesion(?)

Sharqi-n00b clanners not following their own server rules decide to camp the TV, I spawn as AT and fire a shot ONE SHOT hit the driver out of the Cockpit and the thing drops down with the n00b gunner in it....they started Vote Kicks for hacking....

Karkand-I'm in a tank, USMC(my side) has recently captured the Gatehouse and is now defending the attackers from the Train Wreck, I'm aaaaaaall the way on the back ramp at the very tip so I'm almost level with the ground, I accidentaly hit my Left Mouse Button and half a second later I have two new kills

Anywhere-Pistol Snipe at roughly 200 meters (I pwn the pistol snipes)

Warlord-Parachuting as SAS with M95, moving diagonaly towards a sniper on the TV Station with an SVD, he fires his entire clip and htis me twice, I take 1 second to aim with my M95 Barret .50 Cal :-p and it's a headshot....then he continues to kill me as we have no spawn poitns left but I had my revenge

Operation Clean Sweep/2-in the F-15 Strike Eagle with a MiG on my tail, as I fly between the two hills near the First CP (closest to the USMC) he follows and with his higher maneuverability(?)he pulls up further than I do and nails some trees......

Mashtuur-Running from Mosque to the Backyard and I notice a HMMVW coming at me, I position myself to go under the car in the "safe zone" between the tires, I make it but as he's coming at me I've been firing with the PKM's .50 Cal Bullets, He's smoking by the time he reaches me and I follow his car as it rolls over me, I continur firing and as it passes me it blows up, I was crying from laughter at his replies

Mashhtuur-wasn't me but still funny as hell, me and my friend are taking turns Jihading the Other Helo and it was his turn. He puts 5 packs of C4 on the Very Nose of the Helo and I watch him fly toward his doom, and 6 other n00bs in the Black Hawk. He find the BH and it starts firing at him. He gets close and switches to F4, blows up his C4, kill the BH BUT.....his helo still has full health ^_^ it was NOT a FF Off server either, when I heard what he had done I was laughing so hard I couldn't fly anymore

Kark-4 Successive One Shotter's with Tank vs Tank, there IS a one shot kill spot on each tank and I somehow manage to hit it Four Times in a row (it was the M1A2) I was in the T-90 and it made me smile

I'm done now, I like to brag.

I have more but they take too long lol