Stupid things you heard in school

2009-09-16 02:32:49

#26

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6125|eXtreme to the maX

Minnie Driver - the c-list actress - was in my physics class at school.
We were doing some experiment using lasers to demonstrate the wave qualities of light using interference patterns.

Her inspired question was: Could you have a laser fit inside your eye so your eye could should laser beams like in Superman?
Then she got picked up in a bar (at 16) by Jack Nicholson and the rest is history.

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2009-09-16 03:11:29

#27

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6669

That algebra would get me places in life.

2009-09-16 03:58:53

#28

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6292

We Greek children have a religion class... it's the epitome of bullshit-spewing.
And it is the know-it-all kids making smartass comments about everything. Like, adobe reader is a program that makes your computer go faster, and that you can have an external CPU connected by USB.

2009-09-16 04:01:37

#29

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5773|Roma

"9/11 was caused by the jews".

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2009-09-16 04:14:01

#30

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6531|Gold Coast

I honestly cant believe some of this shit that you guys have posted.
Heres my contribution:
Some chick in my grade thought the automatic transmission of a car was manual because you had to put it in drive.

We lol'd. Her parents also own a porn store.

noice

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2009-09-16 04:26:27

#31

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6493|6 6 4 oh, I forget

One blonde gal busted herself and a couple other classmates during this weekly class we had with our own teacher. She was handing out detentions and stuff when Linda got the bright idea to say out loud "Didn't we get anything for ditching the church?! (it was december and the school went to the nearby church for some chirstmas thingie)" After two other girls told her to shut the hell up the teacher said with a wide grin on her face "Why thank you Linda, I didn't know that you three ditched church. Detention for you three!" All the guys didn't know if we should be laughing or face desking or both

2009-09-16 04:35:46

#32

Benzin: Member; +576|6018

Oh man, some of these lines are unbelievable! I cannot believe there are actually people who say this kinda shit ... It's been so long since I have been in school I can't remember anything.

2009-09-16 05:24:38

#33

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6729|Charlie One Alpha

I've got two, both back in High School, both during physics class.

1: Teacher explains what a capacitor is and how it works. He explains in detail, taking about half an hour. At the end of his explanation, he says: "Capacitors are very useful for providing large amounts of energy during very short periods of time, like in the flash on a camera. Most camera flashes have capacitors."
Girl says: "Sir, do capacitors also work during daytime?"
Teacher, very confused: "Erm... yes. Why?"
Girl: "Because the flash on my camera doesn't work in daylight!"

I lold so hard I almost died right there.

2:
There was a colour picture of a nuclear explosion in our book. Girls asks teacher: "How did they make a photo of that explosion?"
Teacher: "With a camera."
Girl: "No, I mean, how did they know it was going to happen?!"

Same girl, I swear.

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2009-09-16 05:32:04

#34

Random_Guy: Member; +5|5442

I got three!

Once during Geography my teacher brought out a map and called out names of countries we had to find. He then asked a girl, who had a bit of a reputation for being dim, to locate Asia. After a while of staring at the map she asked "Is it in Europe?"

Some guys were arguing and one of them said to the other "Watch out I'm going to drive-by on you!" and the other replied "Heh, I'll just blow your head off with my shotgun" Then a girl walked up to them and says "Nah man use a pistol. It does more damage than a shotgun. Right?" The silence was deafening.

Also in Science we were studying atoms and my teacher said 'look around there are literary millions and millions of atoms all around you" then a guy goes "Where? I can't see them!"

There were sooooo many more but I can't remember any at the moment.

2009-09-16 05:37:54

#35

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6863|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Ultrafunkula wrote:
One blonde gal busted herself and a couple other classmates during this weekly class we had with our own teacher. She was handing out detentions and stuff when Linda got the bright idea to say out loud "Didn't we get anything for ditching the church?! (it was december and the school went to the nearby church for some chirstmas thingie)" After two other girls told her to shut the hell up the teacher said with a wide grin on her face "Why thank you Linda, I didn't know that you three ditched church. Detention for you three!" All the guys didn't know if we should be laughing or face desking or both

You get detention for not going to church?

I'd sue for an infringement upon the freedom of religion.

Random_Guy wrote:
Also in Science we were studying atoms and my teacher said 'look around there are literary millions and millions of atoms all around you" then a guy goes "Where? I can't see them!"

Troll tbh.

2009-09-16 05:50:26

#36

madmax: Member; +12|6281|perth, w.a.

from a blonde girl i went to school with 'this water is wet'

2009-09-16 05:52:04

#37

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

someone i used to know though belgium was in southern england.

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2009-09-16 05:53:53

#38

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6125|eXtreme to the maX

We had to watch a HIV/STD program as part of health education.

At the end one girl at the front said really loudly to another 'OMG Thats the last time I have sex!' the other 'Yeah, me too!'.
They both turned bright red and ran out of the room.
The whole class, and teacher were

I went to a lecture by Stephen Hawking, in the physics dept at Imperial.
Watching sooo many smart people taking flash photos of a screen showing overhead projections was very funny.

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2009-09-16 05:56:06

#39

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6736

South Africa is the lowest part of North America.

Seriously. Wat. I know some of the lines lack common sense but the one I heard is wtf.

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2009-09-16 05:59:07

#40

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6493|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Sydney wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
One blonde gal busted herself and a couple other classmates during this weekly class we had with our own teacher. She was handing out detentions and stuff when Linda got the bright idea to say out loud "Didn't we get anything for ditching the church?! (it was december and the school went to the nearby church for some chirstmas thingie)" After two other girls told her to shut the hell up the teacher said with a wide grin on her face "Why thank you Linda, I didn't know that you three ditched church. Detention for you three!" All the guys didn't know if we should be laughing or face desking or both
You get detention for not going to church?

I'd sue for an infringement upon the freedom of religion.

A bit misleading. Ofcourse those who weren't a part of the church had no obligation to go. But those who were had to. Mind you this was in -94 when we used skis throughout the year. And something called MSDOS you young ones have no idea about

2009-09-16 06:04:24

#41

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6242|Escea

Not from school or anything, but I watched a documentary about 9/11 conspiracy theories the other night.

This PhD professor was saying explosives were used to bring the towers. He was then proved wrong by a demolition company. He then proceeded to say, 'yeah but, the demolition companies are involved, using a super secret explosive that even they don't know about.'

And I'm like, the hell?

2009-09-16 06:07:19

#42

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6425|NSW, Australia

some girl asked who nazi's were once

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2009-09-16 06:10:20

#43

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6125|eXtreme to the maX

Another:
Girl 'Do they take French Francs in Germany?'
Me 'Er no'
Girl 'Thats ridiculous, they take them in France'

(Before the Euro - maybe she wasn't so dumb)

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2009-09-16 06:11:59

#44

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6597|Columbus, OH

From my Psychology teacher, "I'am a liberal"
She started to talk about her politicial view in the classroom, needless to say; I stop paying attention after the first three words.

2009-09-16 06:13:28

#45

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6125|eXtreme to the maX

Hiking with a particularly dim girl:
'I'm not sure where we are, but if we keep going we must hit a contour line soon.'

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2009-09-16 07:48:04

#46

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5718

Almost any and all teachers that bring their personal lives/politcal views into a classroom discussion. That would be around 80% of my teachers.

2009-09-16 07:53:17

#47

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2009-09-16 07:54:12

#48

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12/f/taiwan wrote:
Almost any and all teachers that bring their personal lives/politcal views into a classroom discussion. That would be around 80% of my teachers.

If you think almost any and all = 80% maybe you need to listen to your teachers more often.

2009-09-16 08:01:59

#49

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6519|so randum

AussieReaper wrote:
12/f/taiwan wrote:
Almost any and all teachers that bring their personal lives/politcal views into a classroom discussion. That would be around 80% of my teachers.
If you think almost any and all = 80% maybe you need to listen to your teachers more often.

needs better teachers too

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2009-09-16 08:05:37

#50

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6292

12/f/taiwan wrote:
Almost any and all teachers that bring their personal lives/politcal views into a classroom discussion. That would be around 80% of my teachers.

Heh, you should meet ours.

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