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yea that episode was great!

sheggalism wrote:

http://media.putfile.com/family-guy-smoke-lassie awesome episode, greatest saying !

lol, now i get him. its pritty funny.

edit: can you guys post more of those movies?

Last edited by Poncho (2006-04-09 08:48:59)

not really a favorite quote, but a favorite scene from Family Guy Episode 2 series 5

the sailor with the wooden legs and arms is telling Peter, Quamire, Joe, and Cleveland about the place where there is loads of fish,

Peter say "cause i'm not affraid of a challange, like that time i out-farted Micheal Moore"
then the scene goes on to show Peter and Micheal in two toilets trying to outfart each other.

Quality!

That fart thing made me almost throw up. That was awesome.

Another one of my favourite family guy quotes:

Stewie: "Mother, as the first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes onse said; I;m going to kill you!"

Simpsons:

Marge: "I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked."
Homer: [to Lisa and Bart] "Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...[thinks] I forget. But the point is... [thinks]I forget that, too."[to Marge] "Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car."

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Wiggum: "Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose."

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Marge: "So, Mr King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?"
Stephen King: "Actually, I'm taking a break from horror for the time being."
Marge: "Oh, that's too bad."
King: "At the moment I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He was a fascinating man who discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to a kite - it opened the gates to HELL!"
Marge: "Well, when you go back to horror will you let me know?"
King: "Will do."

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(about The Who,)
Moe: "homer stole our rock performers! that fat dumb and blad guy sure plays some real hardball. "
(from The Who song 'Pinball Wizard', "That deaf Dumb and Blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.")

Okay, I'll stop now, but I could go on for ages...
Aw what the Hell, some 'Invader Zim' quotes to finish off, it's so fucked up it's funny:

Dib: [gasping] "Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!"
Ms. Bitters: "It's called life, Dib. Now sit down."

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Zim: "Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam!"
Gir: "DOOKIE!"
Zim: "Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours"
Gir: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats]
Dapper Weenies: "Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!"

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Okay, I've done enough. I like cartoons.

when homer invents his make up gun,
he shoots marge with it and she says "homer i dont think women will like that"

then homer replies with

"women will like what i tell them to like"

Quagmire: "So were you in an accident?"
Guy with wooden legs and arms: "No me father was a tree"

Stewie (after getting catapulted into a baby girl's stroller)

"Oooh, someones got a dirty diaper! Oh god why does that turn me on?"

Simpsons one

Marge:"Mr Smithers was on the phone and says that if you dont come in on friday, then dont bother coming in on monday"
Homer:"WOOHOO four day weekend!"