Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6517
All of my cats are still intact
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6718|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ph1shman420 wrote:

theres a little cat that lives in my apt complex. we give it milk. i think it lives out of the dumpster

my old cat (the best cat ever) got his head bitten off by a coyote
Did you return the favor and bite the coyote head off?
ICCULUS
Free Sam, Ban Finray.
+418|5669|Athens, GA
i was out of town when it happened. my neighbors found him
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7073

Defiance wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I can't help but laugh at how he unwittingly killed two of his pets through his own naivety.  Even though its kind of sad, it's funny to think that he truly thought he was doing good things.  Kids are funny.
No, kids are fucking stupid as you've just proven. It's not their fault, they can't help it, but older members in the family should have done something about it. 5 year olds should not be alone with other living things, ever, until they understand the responsibility of it's life.

After he boiled a hamster to death, how did he manage to get the snake alone and commit a similar atrocity? Perhaps there are extraordinary circumstances, and I only oblige that to not sound like a complete dick in a moment, but are the parents blind or could they not afford daycare for when they were at work? In that case, why have kids?

[thread] My cat, unfortunately passed away recently but had lived for just as long as I had at the time, went off for a year or so when he was younger. I don't recall the circumstances, I was 5 or so at the time, but he was gone one day and popped back year later.
No 5 year old should be boiling water.
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6636|Southern California
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6588
Reading all the sad, early age scarring stories, I´m beginning to get an idea why some people are the way they are...
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6894

Ted, I want to have sex with your cat.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6742

ghettoperson wrote:

Ted, I want to have sex with your cat.
can't you find any other pussy? :p
LittleBitchy
I hope Hell has wi-fi.
+150|5704|Yeah, there :)

FatherTed wrote:

Update:

Last week he went on a bit of a wander again, got a call last night saying he'd been found....


....






7 miles from home, and the only way to get to where he was is over direct countryside.

wts
Why don't you keep him inside?
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6894

Because Ted is what's known in Ireland as a fucking dumbass.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5633|Fuck this.
Simple solution to Teddy's cat problem. Tracking device, srsly.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6656|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Leash!
LittleBitchy
I hope Hell has wi-fi.
+150|5704|Yeah, there :)
He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6745|so randum

LittleBitchy wrote:

He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6867|Little Bentcock

FatherTed wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
Like you, right teds?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6745|so randum

Adams_BJ wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
Like you, right teds?
v0v \o/ xxx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6867|Little Bentcock
o/ o7
LittleBitchy
I hope Hell has wi-fi.
+150|5704|Yeah, there :)

FatherTed wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
That wouldn't happen if he was inside from the beginning
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6745|so randum

LittleBitchy wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

He should keep him inside. That would solve the problem
He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
That wouldn't happen if he was inside from the beginning
noooooo, he's always been a bit tapped. he used to climb the trees outside my house and jump on people he didnt like.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6352|Birmingham, UK

FatherTed wrote:

LittleBitchy wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


He's a bit too wild, he goes mad if he's inside too long.
That wouldn't happen if he was inside from the beginning
noooooo, he's always been a bit tapped. he used to climb the trees outside my house and jump on people he didnt like.
He sounds nice
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6467|Escea

When my granda was working in the police years ago, walking down a back alley on his beat, a cat jumped on his head.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6177|CA
PM me if that cat gets uppity.  I'm a pro.
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6181
Awwww what a sweet little cat.

Man I love cats!
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6352|Birmingham, UK
Do you have any?
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6467|Escea

I'd have a cat, mam doesn't like 'em too much though.

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