liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6918|UK
Might as well take advantage of her once you'd knocked her our, though.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6514|Escea

liquidat0r wrote:

Might as well take advantage of her once you'd knocked her our, though.
Indubitably good chum
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

liquidat0r wrote:

Tuna doesn't really taste like fish.
Ever tried Minkie Whale?
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6918|UK

1927 wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

Tuna doesn't really taste like fish.
Ever tried Minkie Whale?
Ehm, no.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6514|Escea

Wtf is up with crab sticks anyway? There's no damn crab in them!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Cool yur we go then.

I got two buckets of Minkie Whale head blubber, I can pack and post it up to you or over to you for £5 per bucket.  Please expect 7 working days for delivery.

Uzi - How many buckets you after?

Theres nothing fishy about this
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6514|Escea

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Macro … mpferi.jpg

Like something out of Half-Life

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2009-09-02 06:36:19)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6762
hahaha

that's some barry-style entrepreneurial skill there!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

M.O.A.B wrote:

Wtf is up with crab sticks anyway? There's no damn crab in them!
Whale from Wales would like to include you in our special internet promotion.  Its on its way to you now, send us the money when you got it, I trust you.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

hahaha

that's some barry-style entrepreneurial skill there!
Kids aint back in school yet, infact, they never do go to school, so instead of them sticking their pen knives into each other for £1 coins, Im paying them to cut me up Moby, stick it into buckets for £1.50 a bucket.  I told them Id even buy their fags for them if they give me the money.  Then I sell it to Whale conuisseurs like yaselves for a fiver. Bish bash bosh.  This time next year I'll be a millionaire.  Ive written '27' well sprayed it on with aerosol's to stake my claim on the fish so I hope you dont mind bits which have black bits on?
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7030|Comber, Northern Ireland
ill steal a boat and sail down and bag some fresh 27!
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6514|Escea

1927 wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Wtf is up with crab sticks anyway? There's no damn crab in them!
Whale from Wales would like to include you in our special internet promotion.  Its on its way to you now, send us the money when you got it, I trust you.
Is it dolphin-friendly?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

ill steal a boat and sail down and bag some fresh 27!
Fucking come on then, my fucking posse of 13 year olds will be waiting to fuck you up.  Im the top man round this town you won't get no where near me, I be in my den counting the dollar's.

Btw what did Reaper mean when he said this

'wtf since when did '27 learn to troll so well?'

No one seems to want to tell me, and I fucking hate Google I do.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

M.O.A.B wrote:

1927 wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Wtf is up with crab sticks anyway? There's no damn crab in them!
Whale from Wales would like to include you in our special internet promotion.  Its on its way to you now, send us the money when you got it, I trust you.
Is it dolphin-friendly?
No.

Theres no porpoise in that at all.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7030|Comber, Northern Ireland
oh its on! ive been used to dealing with fag smoking 13 year olds, throw a bottle of WKD into them and watch them scramble! once done it will come down to you and me....and im a tall cunt!





a troll is someone who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

oh its on! ive been used to dealing with fag smoking 13 year olds, throw a bottle of WKD into them and watch them scramble! once done it will come down to you and me....and im a tall cunt!





a troll is someone who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
Oh I dont do that on purpose Im just a fucking norman.  Im fucking 8ft 7" sonny jim.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6730|King Of The Islands

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Baarle-Nassau_-_Baarle-Hertog-en.svg/600px-Baarle-Nassau_-_Baarle-Hertog-en.svg.png

lolborders.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7030|Comber, Northern Ireland
im 6ft 6 IRL i call bs to you lol unless....
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
owch that was my fucking head as I just stood up to measure myself.  Your bigger than Pat Jennings, he was 6ft 4.5" (top trumps from the 80's)  Im 5ft 11" (without heels), 36-28-32, Brown with Grey bits, Green eyes and long eye lashes, slightly unfit with a lil muscle.  I like reading, theatre, dancing and walking and cooking.  I have a GSOH and looking for friendship with maybe more.  I have my own car umm van and can travel.  Please dont reply if you just want sex as you will be wasting both our times and life is too short.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7030|Comber, Northern Ireland
what the fu.....
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6964|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

what the fu.....
Oh.

Well you fucking started it with the fucking stats and that, I thought it was like one of them match.com things.  Ohh fuck, scrub that then, I dont like reading.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6514|Escea

There's nothing quite so funny and messed up as EE Chat
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6781|Gogledd Cymru

Haha
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6918|UK

david363 wrote:

what the fu.....
lawl
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6781|Gogledd Cymru

Back in a few mins, just going for a poo.

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