what?!? which part are you bloody from then?Mekstizzle wrote:
I can't, an Elephant destroyed my fucking hammock and ran back into the tiger infested Jungle
Although it's good to be not from the part that has Jungles, or Tigers, or Elephants or......Beaches
That's quite a creepy thing to say.Uzique wrote:
kimm im glad i have your respect back because i was only messing around earlier. i think you're a beautiful person and i would love to come to texas and take you out for a very nice meal and then i'd read you some blake or maybe some byron, possibly some wordsworth if im feeling contemplative, and then you could show me all of the wonderful things about texan culture and i would suavely conduct my english gentility through the paces of your people, through the circus-rings of your heart, to unlock your soul.
xx
I didn't know texans were cannibals.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i could bbq you for my friends
would you actually bbq me or would i just be invited?Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i could bbq you for my friends
jsut saw a 4 outta 5 stars movie today about the porn industry http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906319/The Sheriff wrote:
By bbq do you mean, make a sex film?
Who are you and what have you done to Uzique?Uzique wrote:
would you actually bbq me or would i just be invited?Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i could bbq you for my friends
a texan bbq sounds amazing, as long as im not on the menu
btw i never meant to upset you earlier with the pill business, it was just a funny punch-line to comeback to the "i threw up" comment... i know it's a personal subject, and i know in america that you dont take contraception as liberally and light-hearted as us crazy europeans do. i apologize. please just dont eat me. i like you.
= lulzKhaitee
imagine those legs wrapped around your face.
02:22Aaron
can we play carnival?
02:22Khaitee
im intrigued, what does this involve?
02:22Aaron
you sit on my face
and i try to guess how much you weigh
= NO.Khaitee
oh baby, i'm at the height of rough sex, i like to indulge in sadomasochism especially. cant go wrong with a bit of s&m
Last edited by Uzique (2009-08-30 18:40:08)
it wasnt a punchline to me cause you announced we had intimate relations which is what made me throw up.. and i really did. mebbe it was the alcohol from last night. no.. it was your comments.Uzique wrote:
would you actually bbq me or would i just be invited?Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
i could bbq you for my friends
a texan bbq sounds amazing, as long as im not on the menu
btw i never meant to upset you earlier with the pill business, it was just a funny punch-line to comeback to the "i threw up" comment... i know it's a personal subject, and i know in america that you dont take contraception as liberally and light-hearted as us crazy europeans do. i apologize. please just dont eat me. i like you.
smartassUzique wrote:
and i know in america that you dont take contraception as liberally and light-hearted as us crazy europeans do. i apologize. please just dont eat me.
Last edited by SplinterStrike (2009-08-30 18:47:12)
is that a D40?Uzique wrote:
im dirty-talking a girl ive known for years on facebook.
it just took a sinister turn. im not sure i want to play anymore.= lulzKhaitee
imagine those legs wrapped around your face.
02:22Aaron
can we play carnival?
02:22Khaitee
im intrigued, what does this involve?
02:22Aaron
you sit on my face
and i try to guess how much you weigh= NO.Khaitee
oh baby, i'm at the height of rough sex, i like to indulge in sadomasochism especially. cant go wrong with a bit of s&m
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