Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674
I live about 5 miles away from the Welsh border, have been there thousands of times, and I've been to Scotland twice - once on a trip and another time to see a female friend at St. Andrews University. Shit, shit, shit.
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Red Forman
Banned
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Uzique wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

What he says:

Uzique wrote:

Macbeth, statistically speaking about 99.7% of Scots are jobless and claiming benefits from our fine English social-welfare systems.

That's why I was vehemently all-for the secession of Scotland in the D&ST thread re: terrorist release. They're absolutely useless.
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you eat gruel every night and dress in potato sacks? You sound borderline destitute, dude.
What he means:

Uzique wrote:

Ooooh look at me, Mater and Pater have oodles of money in the bank, Father drives a Lamborghini Spider, and I go to a very prestigious University. I look down my nose at anybody in the next taxband down. Hawty tawty fucking Yah
Hahahaha the token fucking Scot.

U mad?

You're joining the British Navy to come and train in England and fight with fine Englishmen, established by a history of skilled and awesome English heroes, to escape your Scottish impoverishment. You're a living example that Scotland's own economy and society is a shithole. If it was worth defending then you would still be up there in the middle-of-nowhere working for some highly-paying tertiary-sector company, no?

@Kmar: Scotland and Wales are like Michigan / Detroit, yeah. Wales has a collapsed manual-labour/mining industry, and Scotland... well Scotland has never really had shit. It's close to Scandinavia and the North Sea so they geographically get their hands on oil and fish before we do, but that's just like oil Sheiks in the Middle-East; they got the resources, but they're still uncultured, dumbie motherfuckers.
love you
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6311|Birmingham, UK
I've been to Wales. Nice place tbh.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674
omg I love you too marine.

That message was like some form of Enlightenment.
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ColCarnage
taw
+283|5799
u wot m8
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5700|England
it's spelt spyder
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674

SamBo:D wrote:

it's spelt spyder
T O L D
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SamBo:D
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+236|5700|England
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

SamBo:D wrote:

it's spelt spyder
Not necessarily.
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5700|England
yes it is
Macbeth
Banned
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How do you do a truck?
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6657|The Twilight Zone

ColCarnage wrote:

u wot m8
lold m8
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674

SirSchloppy wrote:

SamBo:D wrote:

it's spelt spyder
Not necessarily.
The car model is always 'Spyder', never 'spider'.
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

SamBo:D wrote:

it's spelt spyder
Not necessarily.
The car model is always 'Spyder', never 'spider'.
Who says I was referring to that?
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6657|The Twilight Zone
and Alfa not Alpha amerifags
good nite.

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SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5700|England

SirSchloppy wrote:

Uzique wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

Not necessarily.
The car model is always 'Spyder', never 'spider'.
Who says I was referring to that?

you wrote:

Father drives a Lamborghini Spider
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674
Your fucking sentence structure you moron! You used it as part of a proper-noun!

On an unrelated note: has anyone ever tried Gordon Ramsay's confectionary chocolates? My God they're awesome.

Wife Swap USA on the TV and midnight chocolates...

... Tomorrow, Jeremy Kyle.
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

.Sup wrote:

and Alfa not Alpha amerifags
good nite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTx9WMsxLLM
Night .Sup.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:

Your fucking sentence structure you moron! You used it as part of a proper-noun!

On an unrelated note: has anyone ever tried Gordon Ramsay's confectionary chocolates? My God they're awesome.

Wife Swap USA on the TV and midnight chocolates...

... Tomorrow, Jeremy Kyle.
Jezza Kyle is fucking brilliant, love a bit of that in the morning.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6657|The Twilight Zone

SirSchloppy wrote:

.Sup wrote:

and Alfa not Alpha amerifags
good nite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTx9WMsxLLM
Night .Sup.
nite Schlopps, have a good 1 chief. And don't let Uzique get to you. He's just a human like you.
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674
I'm not human, I'm just a living, pulsating ball of AWESOME.
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.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6657|The Twilight Zone

Uzique wrote:

I'm not human, I'm just a living, pulsating ball of AWESOME.
https://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/29/633738882293445710-globalwarming.jpg
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6334|Carnoustie MASSIF

Uzique wrote:

I'm not human, I'm just a living, pulsating ball of AWESOME.
No you're not, you're a walking ball of cum since your gf left.
SamBo:D
Banned
+236|5700|England
ooooo
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6674

SirSchloppy wrote:

Uzique wrote:

I'm not human, I'm just a living, pulsating ball of AWESOME.
No you're not, you're a walking ball of cum since your gf left.
Hahaha.

I've had casual booty-calls at home... you and your brother are finding it harder to get over my past relationship than I am .

Anyway, talking of walking balls of cum...

AHOY THERE, SAILOR! BEND OVER AND SWAB YE DECKS!
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