BF2S Forums EE Chat - August

I bet she has a rancid minge.

Britney Spears' body is like a fetid, bloated corpse that hosts all of the parasitic ugliness of the American Dream, haha. Obese, serious smoker's lungs, massive substance and drug abuse, psychologically a non-entity, facially a fake and Photoshopped mess with no real hair. She's a product that has badly gone past its recommended use-by date, and now the media are just keeping her around for the grotesque and fascinating circus-show that her absolute meltdown is producing.

Fuck Brotney Spores.

Dauntless wrote:

It's like what Jimmy Carr said that time, everyone always says that stuff about her, but we all know if they fucked her they would be high fiving strangers on the midnight bus.

I remember that.

Uzique wrote:

I bet she has a rancid minge.

Britney Spears' body is like a fetid, bloated corpse that hosts all of the parasitic ugliness of the American Dream, haha. Obese, serious smoker's lungs, massive substance and drug abuse, psychologically a non-entity, facially a fake and Photoshopped mess with no real hair. She's a product that has badly gone past its recommended use-by date, and now the media are just keeping her around for the grotesque and fascinating circus-show that her absolute meltdown is producing.

Fuck Brotney Spores.

She lost allot of weight when she ditched her kids.

Uziques insults are like poetry.

Uzique wrote:

It would be like sticking my dick into the candied, sherbert-sweet insanity of a mental institution's sweet shop.

Meh, where's the problem there?

I would just find making love to Britney Spears a little soul-destroying.

I bet she's the kind of chick that starts to cry half-way through, just because she feels like the repugnant spermy ash-tray of the Hollywood smoker's club. You'd just feel cheap in yourself as well, because there's no actual kudos or achievement in getting laid with a 'celebrity' with her frame-of-mind; the 'selection process' basically involves being a dancer/choreographer/stage worker in her traveling circus and then eventually coming to take your turn on her greasy kebab pole late one night. No thank you. I'd rather take Miley Cyrus or another one of these new-generation Disney Kids, at least their bubble hasn't popped yet. What do we have of the old ones? Aguilera got knocked up and married a rich Jew, Timberlake's balls never dropped and he became the token white-guy at black frat parties, and Britney is the paparazzi equivalent of September 11th.

Oh yeah, I sure as hell would rather nail Miley Cyrus, she's fucking hot. Is it legal for me to say that yet?

How's it going?

r1pper wrote:

How's it going?

ban

liquidat0r wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

The lady doth protest too much.

Take that you high cultured twat!

^{Na you're not a twat, you're ok}


But neither of us know any of that stuff you just said zique, and I think it's kinda dumb to judge people from what the paparazzi try to portray.

Hmm, you look like an idiot.

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liquidat0r wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

The lady doth protest too much.

Take that you high cultured twat!

^{Na you're not a twat, you're ok}


But neither of us know any of that stuff you just said zique, and I think it's kinda dumb to judge people from what the paparazzi try to portray.

Hmm, you look like an idiot.

Tastes like idiot, too. Mmm.

A trillion neutrinos just went through my nose as I typed that, and it meant nothing, NOTHING. Am I making sense yet?

By the way: Ashley Tisdale and/or Vanessa Hudgens >>> Miley Cyrus. Slightly older, definitely way more on the cock. Miley is still an awkwardly buck-toothed teen with an annoying church-going habit hangover from her sheltered and bigoted childhood. That and she sounds like a sonorous man talking through air made of treacle.

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