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2009-08-19 05:52:17

#7626

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6680|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... 1927 + 013 = 1940. Imma call ya 1940 from now on.
Or call him 013, because that's how old you imagine him to be when you stroke yourself at night.

..I crossed the line, didn't I?
pmsl I like'd that.

Or call me 13 'cos thats how old you'd imagine me to be.

You look like 40 but was giggling like 13 after the bottle

Awww, now that was mean of me. Lemme correct. You sexy beast look like a 24 y.o. milf hunter

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-08-19 05:52:30)

2009-08-19 05:56:03

#7627

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
DonFck wrote:

Or call him 013, because that's how old you imagine him to be when you stroke yourself at night.

..I crossed the line, didn't I?
pmsl I like'd that.

Or call me 13 'cos thats how old you'd imagine me to be.
You look like 40 but was giggling like 13 after the bottle

Awww, now that was mean of me. Lemme correct. You sexy beast look like a 24 y.o. milf hunter

Im fucking fit as fuck me, I aint hunting nuffin cos the Mrs would cut it off if I did. I wouldn't cheat on her as I fucking loves her I do. I married her on facebook earlier as it happens, I kicked her off it on Monday as she fucked me off.

2009-08-19 05:57:45

#7628

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6680|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
Im fucking fit as fuck me, I aint hunting nuffin cos the Mrs would cut it off if I did. I wouldn't cheat on her as I fucking loves her I do. I married her on facebook earlier as it happens, I kicked her off it on Monday as she fucked me off.

What? No, really. What?

2009-08-19 06:00:29

#7629

Ioan92: Member; +337|5929

Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Im fucking fit as fuck me, I aint hunting nuffin cos the Mrs would cut it off if I did. I wouldn't cheat on her as I fucking loves her I do. I married her on facebook earlier as it happens, I kicked her off it on Monday as she fucked me off.
What? No, really. What?

Where was the photo shopped pic of 27 again?

2009-08-19 06:07:18

#7630

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Im fucking fit as fuck me, I aint hunting nuffin cos the Mrs would cut it off if I did. I wouldn't cheat on her as I fucking loves her I do. I married her on facebook earlier as it happens, I kicked her off it on Monday as she fucked me off.
What? No, really. What?

Well we was fighting on Monday as she annoyed me, she brought us into the pubic on facebook, and I hate that so booted her off and changed myself to 'single'. All our family been ringing her up asking 'wtf' so I put myself as married and invited her back now she's calmed down a bit.

Its all rock and roll with me mate. Peter and Katie got fuck all on 27 and Mrs 27.

2009-08-19 06:08:18

#7631

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ioan92 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Im fucking fit as fuck me, I aint hunting nuffin cos the Mrs would cut it off if I did. I wouldn't cheat on her as I fucking loves her I do. I married her on facebook earlier as it happens, I kicked her off it on Monday as she fucked me off.
What? No, really. What?

Where was the photo shopped pic of 27 again?

lol, what was I doing in it?

2009-08-19 06:10:48

#7632

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Started fighting on Sunday

Split up on Monday

Got back together on Tuesday

Fucked her up the ass on Wednesday

Stuck it in her gob on Thursday

She got ratty again Friday

Played cricket Saturday

Started rowing on Sunday

Bit like this really just with differn't lyrics

2009-08-19 06:14:54

#7633

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6778

1927 wrote:
Well we was fighting on Monday as she annoyed me, she brought us into the pubic on facebook, and I hate that so booted her off and changed myself to 'single'. All our family been ringing her up asking 'wtf' so I put myself as married and invited her back now she's calmed down a bit.

Its all rock and roll with me mate. Peter and Katie got fuck all on 27 and Mrs 27.

facebook has pubic regions?

♥

2009-08-19 06:16:24

#7634

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6828|London, England

That's when you know shit is serious, when they change their facebook relationship status

2009-08-19 06:18:21

#7635

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:
1927 wrote:
Well we was fighting on Monday as she annoyed me, she brought us into the pubic on facebook, and I hate that so booted her off and changed myself to 'single'. All our family been ringing her up asking 'wtf' so I put myself as married and invited her back now she's calmed down a bit.

Its all rock and roll with me mate. Peter and Katie got fuck all on 27 and Mrs 27.
facebook has pubic regions?

Well yeah thats who reads the status updates and that when they log in. You keep ya business behind the doors not in the eye of the pubic.

Its our biz, not theirs keep it that way or I'll cunt you in the bastard

2009-08-19 06:21:22

#7636

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:
That's when you know shit is serious, when they change their facebook relationship status

My fucking step dad texts me on Saturday and says his and 'my new mummy' got married today. WTF?? Cunt him in the bastard when I see him unall, infact the pair of em are fucking having it. Fucked off to Seattle on the sneek to get married. Fuck me he met this bird on the net less than 3 months of Mum dying like. She moved in, changed the house, then sold the fucking thing, and now arf way through their 8 week tour of North America and Canada, sends me a text saying 'Me and Kay got married today'.

I replied 'You never went to a drive thru with me, you didnt like them' - Its ok though, he knows my humour. Only did it over there as they got no fucking friends and one of my Sister's wants to kill him.

2009-08-19 06:28:48

#7637

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ahh fuck it, Im going out to get some white spirits. I bet you the checkout bird at B&Q is acting up like its rag week. I am that cocky today I think I will hand it back to her and say 'Again please, only this time with a smile'.

See you all in arf hour or so, tell you what time me. Have a lil sweep stake and place bets on how long I will be, on ya marks, get set.........

go

2009-08-19 06:30:33

#7638

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6828|London, England

45 minutes

2009-08-19 06:31:11

#7639

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6660|The Twilight Zone

1927 wrote:
Ahh fuck it, Im going out to get some white spirits. I bet you the checkout bird at B&Q is acting up like its rag week. I am that cocky today I think I will hand it back to her and say 'Again please, only this time with a smile'.

See you all in arf hour or so, tell you what time me. Have a lil sweep stake and place bets on how long I will be, on ya marks, get set.........

go

i can remove the watermark from your sig if you like 27

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2009-08-19 06:42:28

#7640

Narupug: Fodder Mostly; +150|5803|Vacationland

THIS IS SPARTA
^^In honor of 300 pages

2009-08-19 06:52:46

#7641

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6970|d

i'm back from my 3 day ban! wohooooo. wow, sooo much has changed.

2009-08-19 07:07:20

#7642

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6704

1927 wrote:
Have a lil sweep stake and place bets on how long I will be, on ya marks, get set.........

go

< mafia's ban.
ok, if'n it takes more than ½ hour, you're either chattin her up or you're not being assertive enough.

btw, pics or it didn't happen . . .

2009-08-19 07:07:44

#7643

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Nevermind that Maf

Im back from my trip to B+Q, Mek wins as he was the closest. I will Karma you when able.

Im such a twat:

On my way back I spot these two girls behind me in a Silver Corsa, I fucking hate Corsa's even if there is tidy fluff in it. They are behind me and the driver has her vanity mirror down adjusting eye make up with her finger I reckon (she was doing something with her finger and her eye), the passenger is singing and dancing thinking she's lush aswell. Well as we roll towards the traffic lights, I time it right and hit my brakes and quickly foot back off them, the driver's finger slams into her eye and the passenger starts pissing herself, Im not looking with both eyes in my mirror so it looks like an accident.

Welcome back Maf

2009-08-19 07:10:34

#7644

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

burnzz wrote:
1927 wrote:
Have a lil sweep stake and place bets on how long I will be, on ya marks, get set.........

go
< mafia's ban.
ok, if'n it takes more than ½ hour, you're either chattin her up or you're not being assertive enough.

btw, pics or it didn't happen . . .

omfg forgot all about that after the laugh I had on the way back, I swear to god she was a he once.

Fat lil thing about 4 ft 6" after noticing her fatness I notice her hairy arms, real proper hairy, then as she turns to get a carrier bag I notice she's bald at the back of her head. Weird as fuck, couldnt of they stuck her upstairs in Admin or something? Fat Tony got a roadside cafe out in the car park and surley she's putting off diners. Get her off the shop floor now, fucking weirdo. Made me look normal for a split second.

2009-08-19 07:25:39

#7645

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6677

Motherfucker, I'm so indecisive.

BF2s fashionista, help me out? For sunny and not-so-sunny English days alike:

https://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/glasses/ray-ban-2008/2140-901.jpg

or

https://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/glasses/ray-ban-2008/2140-90132.jpg

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2009-08-19 07:27:03

#7646

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6660|The Twilight Zone

1st

2009-08-19 07:28:48

#7647

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6677

1st are definitely the classic and sexy pair... but I'd look like a McDouche wearing them 360 days of the English year in mild-cloudy weather. They work for the want-to-remain-anonymous celebs, though!

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2009-08-19 07:29:34

#7648

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6856

I'd get the second ones. What colour are the first meant to be? Dark blue or something?

2009-08-19 07:29:44

#7649

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6834|UK

They look like they're designed for women.

2009-08-19 07:31:08

#7650

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6677

ghettoperson wrote:
I'd get the second ones. What colour are the first meant to be? Dark blue or something?

Classic wayfarers always come with green or grey glass lenses, any other colour will be fake replicas.

The second pair are the exact same style only with a gradient grey style, which I'm thinking would be better for all-year casual wear.

@Liq: /facepalm. Ray-Ban Wayfarers are some of the most ubiquitous, unisex glasses on the planet. How have you not seen men wearing them?

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BF2S Forums EE Chat - August

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

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Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

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Toilet Sex wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

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burnzz wrote:

1927 wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

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