EE Chat - August - BF2S Forums

2009-08-19 05:15:12

#7601

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6986|Great Brown North

1927 wrote:
I brought a pack of Ham from the fridge at home this morning so I can make Ham rolls in work for lunch. There are two ol biddies who work in the Bakers round the corner. Im off there on my own, straight faced to ask 'Can I have a look at your crusty baps'.

Bap is another word for Roll. Bap is also another word for tit.

Anybody want anything? I will check back on my return.

i want fresh bread nice fresh bread with some butter and molasses.... topped off with a nice big glass of cold milk

mmmmmmmm

2009-08-19 05:16:19

#7602

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6645|King Of The Islands

War were declared.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-08-19 05:16:20

#7603

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

liquidat0r wrote:
DonFck wrote:
What if I close it now and reopen 2 minutes before September?
Instant uproar.

https://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4605/mr2bburns2bevil2blaugh.png

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:17:32

#7604

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5755|paris

DonFck wrote:
What if I close it now and reopen 2 minutes before September?

Death. It'll happen.

2009-08-19 05:19:09

#7605

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6986|Great Brown North

how did the rape date go?

2009-08-19 05:19:38

#7606

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

Amdi Peter wrote:
DonFck wrote:
What if I close it now and reopen 2 minutes before September?
Death. It'll happen.

According to the US Census Bureau (for 2009), there are 1.8 deaths per second worldwide, meaning that there are over 100 deaths per minute. There are over 150,000 deaths per day and over 55 million deaths per year.

Sauce

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:20:27

#7607

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5755|paris

krazed wrote:
how did the rape date go?

She murdered me with a large knife.

2009-08-19 05:28:20

#7608

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6986|Great Brown North

and by that you mean she had a large strap on and some handcuffs?

2009-08-19 05:28:32

#7609

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6645|King Of The Islands

I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-08-19 05:29:16

#7610

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5755|paris

krazed wrote:
and by that you mean she had a large strap on and some handcuffs?

wat

2009-08-19 05:30:34

#7611

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.

You can talk, you wanna see some of the things you wear. Hats with Corks in, corrr I dunno.

2009-08-19 05:31:08

#7612

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.

We boil our shrimp instead of barbecue. The horror!

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:32:19

#7613

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6704

DonFck wrote:
What if I close it now and reopen 2 minutes before September?

wouldn't you haveta close it twice to reopen it? well then, i'd say gogogo!

2009-08-19 05:35:35

#7614

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:
Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.
We boil our shrimp instead of barbecue. The horror!

Why would you boil a bbq?

hahahahahaha

I'm such a cock

2009-08-19 05:37:55

#7615

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6986|Great Brown North

Amdi Peter wrote:
krazed wrote:
and by that you mean she had a large strap on and some handcuffs?
wat

you heard me

1927 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.
We boil our shrimp instead of barbecue. The horror!
Why would you boil a bbq?

hahahahahaha

I'm such a cock

yes you are... but thats why we love you <3

2009-08-19 05:38:35

#7616

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

1927 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.
We boil our shrimp instead of barbecue. The horror!
Why would you boil a bbq?

hahahahahaha

I'm such a cock

Indeed you are. Indeed you are.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:39:27

#7617

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5755|paris

krazed wrote:
Amdi Peter wrote:
krazed wrote:
and by that you mean she had a large strap on and some handcuffs?
wat
you heard me

What did you mean silly?

2009-08-19 05:40:22

#7618

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6680|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Cheez wrote:
I don't think I'll ever understand your wacky European customs.
We boil our shrimp instead of barbecue. The horror!
Why would you boil a bbq?

hahahahahaha

I'm such a cock

'ere, have some more 013...

https://www.ksml.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00045/Kopio_Kosher_kossu_45636c.jpg

2009-08-19 05:41:26

#7619

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6680|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hmm... 1927 + 013 = 1940. Imma call ya 1940 from now on.

2009-08-19 05:43:06

#7620

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... 1927 + 013 = 1940. Imma call ya 1940 from now on.

Or call him 013, because that's how old you imagine him to be when you stroke yourself at night.

..I crossed the line, didn't I?

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:44:56

#7621

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5995|Catherine Black

Why are all my friends so stupid when it comes to computers. I made an excellent computer-themed joke today and none of them got it.

2009-08-19 05:45:15

#7622

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5755|paris

Finray wrote:
Why are all my friends so stupid when it comes to computers. I made an excellent computer-themed joke today and none of them got it.

Nerd.

2009-08-19 05:45:40

#7623

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6838|Finland

Finray wrote:
Why are all my friends so stupid when it comes to computers. I made an excellent computer-themed joke today and none of them got it.

Was it in binary?

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-08-19 05:46:40

#7624

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6680|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DonFck wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... 1927 + 013 = 1940. Imma call ya 1940 from now on.
Or call him 013, because that's how old you imagine him to be when you stroke yourself at night.

..I crossed the line, didn't I?

https://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7936/normal648611929.jpg

2009-08-19 05:48:57

#7625

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6880|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hmm... 1927 + 013 = 1940. Imma call ya 1940 from now on.
Or call him 013, because that's how old you imagine him to be when you stroke yourself at night.

..I crossed the line, didn't I?

pmsl I like'd that.

Or call me 13 'cos thats how old you'd imagine me to be.

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