Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6198|Perth, Australia
Hahahaha. A tonne for a number 10. Nice.

I must say I am very impressed with Shane Watson's batting. For someone just thrown into the position, he has handled himself very well.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6896|Disaster Free Zone
Watson out.
2-133
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6198|Perth, Australia
Damn Ricky was having a good bat. Seemed to lose the plot a bit there.
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6449|S.A. Australia
I figured this would happen.  Once England started pitching the ball up at bit and got their rhythm back, the ball was doing enough for them to start taking quick wickets.
Serious Flex
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6198|Perth, Australia
I've just noticed that the entire English team was caught out...

That's quite unusual.

Also, I'm starting to feel for the people who bought tickets for the last two days of play. We might not make it that far at this rate.

Last edited by Rod Foxx (2009-08-07 09:27:13)

Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS

Rod Foxx wrote:

I've just noticed that the entire English team was caught out...

That's quite unusual.

Also, I'm starting to feel for the people who bought tickets for the last two days of play. We might not make it that far at this rate.
That's what happens when you pitch it up on the right line and your bouncers are well directed (Johnson deserved at least two more btw - if the slips were full, he had Prior in the bag). You get nicks, edges, etc.

Last edited by Spark (2009-08-07 18:20:09)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6896|Disaster Free Zone
Need to replace Hussey with Hughes tbh.
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6198|Perth, Australia
Yeah I'm quite a big Hussey fan, but the man has lost it completely.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6956|OctoLand
Hussey is top class, have faith aussies.
I know fucking karate
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS
Advice to Broad:

1. Don't go off at the teammates when you can't get it right yourself.
2. Don't go off at the umpire for calling a wide ball a wide.
3. There are stumps there for a reason, aim at them.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6896|Disaster Free Zone
82-5
Can England bat for another 3 days?
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6198|Perth, Australia
Hahahahaha. I wonder if the English military have some sort of weather making machine, as that's about the only chance they have.

By far the worst batting performance I've seen from a top class team and one of the worst performances all round.

It would have been interesting if Pointing had tried to take the extra half hour. Could have been all over in 2 days
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS

DrunkFace wrote:

82-5
Can England bat for another 3 days?
At the moment I'm wondering if they can avoid breaking some records for biggest loss at home.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6367|what

Cricket fanatics own up to fire-drill prank

An Australian cricket supporter group has admitted responsibility for a fire-drill prank which forced the English team out of their hotel on the opening morning of the fourth Ashes Test.

Warren Livingston, head of the Fanatics, told The Sunday Telegraph that one of its 100-member group had set the fire alarm off at the Radisson SAS Hotel in Leeds at 4.30am, with the intention of disrupting the English team's sleep.

Livingstone described the prank as "good old-fashioned Aussie hijinks".
"Yes it was one of our guys who did it as a bit of a prank. I got a text message after it happened," Livingston told the English newspaper.

"At first I thought ... we're just doing our bit for Australia. But I can't condone this sort of thing.

"I don't want any trouble. We've all had a big laugh and it might have made a difference, the way they batted."

Players were left standing in the street for more than 20 minutes while two fire crews searched the premises for the source of the alarm.

Hours later on Friday morning the England team travelled to Headingley where they were dismissed for 102 in their first innings after winning the toss in the fourth Test of the five-game series which the home side leads 1-0.

Australia have dominated the fourth Test and need five second-innings wickets on Sunday's third day's play, leading by 261 runs, to claim a likely innings victory.
AAP
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well played Strayer, you must be fav's now to win the series, England; 'Hows ya fucking nerves'?  They must be shitting it.  All the momentum is with Strayer but you never know in this sport.  Up until now its been very close, well played Australia.  England MUST win starting in 10 days time.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS
Trott in... what is with your youth/grade cricket system? Why are so many of your players coming from SA?
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Fuck only knows Sparky.  We were on about this the other day watching a game down the club, we started on Robin and Graham Smith, Allan Lamb and went through the years calling out the players who have played for England who wern't born here.

Our youth aint bad if you have a look at the England Lions vs Strayer card.  Jame Harris and Jamie Darylmple are both Glamorgan books.  England have a problem picking Glamorgan players, admittidly they are rarely good enough but the chance they get given seems to vanish after one failure with bat or ball where as I feel other county players get 9 lives.

Its no fault of England if a boy from a foriegn country comes here at a young age (England probably take more than their share of foreigners) and then develop's into a fine cricketer good enough to represent his country.  Maybe just perhaps its to do with getting coached at a 4/5/6 year old age?

England will always produce good young players who were born here and some who wern't, its the ones with funny accents that stand out.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6896|Disaster Free Zone
Whens the next freaking game start....

Also whats with English Cricket grounds/stands being so damn small?

Seating capacity
England
Lords: 29,000
The Oval:     23,500
Old Trafford: 19,000
Headingley: 20,500
Edgbaston: 21,000
Trent Bridge: 17,500

Australia
MCG: 100,000
SCG: 46,000
Adelaide Oval: 33,597
The Gabba: 42,000
WACCA: 24,500

Last edited by DrunkFace (2009-08-18 07:41:40)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6836|London, England
The MCG is such an epic stadium, definitely gotta go there for a cricket game.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6889|Canberra, AUS
Boxing Day, Bay 13.

Don't wear any English-related symbols or pictures
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DrunkFace wrote:

Whens the next freaking game start....

Also whats with English Cricket grounds/stands being so damn small?

Seating capacity
England
Lords: 29,000
The Oval:     23,500
Old Trafford: 19,000
Headingley: 20,500
Edgbaston: 21,000
Trent Bridge: 17,500

Australia
MCG: 100,000
SCG: 46,000
Adelaide Oval: 33,597
The Gabba: 42,000
WACCA: 24,500
You missed Cardiff off, its low 20,000 I think, maybe even mid teens (just like the women, urghhhhh no, nev mind, moving on) Cricket is not our national sport, I suppose its up there with Tennis in the summer but it dosent attract the media coverage that Football and Rugby do.  If they built anything over 40k they would have to drop the price of the tickets so they could fill it.  Its always been a corperate thing where bankers take clients for a nice day out.  There again, which sport isn't.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Spark wrote:

Boxing Day, Bay 13.

Don't wear any English-related symbols or pictures
They worship big Merv down in bay 13.  And he loves them back, the 12th man told me so   The bit where he drops he deg's and 13k loving brown eyes look back at him.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Hanse Cronje has done a Jesus on us:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19082009/ … cions.html
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6924|England. Stoke

1927 wrote:

Hanse Cronje has done a Jesus on us:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19082009/ … cions.html

Met him once when South Africa were over touring, got his and Pollock's autograph.

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