KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
The real question is, how many have traces of poo? When I was in college we used to do this thing we called the "Poo dollar" where one of us would wipe our ass with a dollar bill and then throw it on the ground on the main street all the kids walked down. We'd sit in lawnchairs outside and watch as unsuspecting people counted their blessings at finding an innocent dollar bill on the ground. Most people just shoved it in their pockets without thinking, then got like 2 steps before smelling it and throwing it back on the ground for another unsuspecting person.
One time my friend pretty much pooed on the dollar instead of wiping, then we put it out right as this group of girls were walking up. They were talking about how all they needed was a dollar when *poof, this girl notices the poo dollar on the ground. "Oh my god, it's like destiny" she says as she stoops down to pick it up and throw it in her purse. They continue walking about 5 steps when one of her friends said, "do you smell that? It smells like shit!" The poo girl checks her hand and it's literally smeared with shit. She starts freaking out and empties her purse right there in the street as four of us are just sitting there laughing our asses off. She just put her head down and plodded on. Hahaha dumb bitch!
Amateurs... My buds would go to the salvation army and buy purses and dump in them and leave them about. People would stick their hands right into the purse without even looking.
@op... Try 90% (OF ALL MONEY)
http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.aspMainly due in part to sorting machines.
Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-08-17 12:20:18)
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