mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6924|Sydney, Australia

Cheez wrote:

If you pop over to use their broadband they'll let you, but then they'll be cunts about it and crank their bagpipes.


/inb4BigPond
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6332|Carnoustie MASSIF
Was she trying to do a Scottish accent at the end of that ad?
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6924|Sydney, Australia

SirSchloppy wrote:

Was she trying to do a Scottish accent at the end of that ad?
Yes. I cringed.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6332|Carnoustie MASSIF

mcminty wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

Was she trying to do a Scottish accent at the end of that ad?
Yes. I cringed.
I cringer more
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6823|London, England

I'm Jamesey wrote:

And we're not fucking brits
Everyone knows when Andy Murray wins he's British but when he loses he's Scottish
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6608|NSW, Australia

Cheez wrote:

If you pop over to use their broadband they'll let you, but then they'll be cunts about it and crank their bagpipes.
good stuff cheez
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6895

I'm Jamesey wrote:

And we're not fucking brits
You're on the island of Britain. Get over it.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6355|what

And the old triangle, goes jingle jangle, all along the banks of the Royal Canal.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6641|King Of The Islands

mcminty wrote:

Cheez wrote:

If you pop over to use their broadband they'll let you, but then they'll be cunts about it and crank their bagpipes.


/inb4BigPond
Those comments are absolutely fucking retarded... for Youtube.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6780|Columbus, OH
Make em New Jersey style Haggis stuffed with Burger King and McDonald burger patties, maybe toss in some grinded McChicken Nuggets.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6876|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Haggis is English, not Scottish

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8180791.stm

Last edited by 1927 (2009-08-03 06:48:51)

AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6355|what

"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already?"

"Tis," replied Aunt Helga
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6780|Columbus, OH

1927 wrote:

Haggis is English, not Scottish

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8180791.stm
WTF - ZIONIST LIES!!!!!
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6425|Escea

Mekstizzle wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

And we're not fucking brits
Everyone knows when Andy Murray wins he's British but when he loses he's Scottish
lol
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5602

Mekstizzle wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

And we're not fucking brits
Everyone knows when Andy Murray wins he's British but when he loses he's Scottish
lol male tennis.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6823|London, England
Everyone knows you're a homosexual if you watch male tennis.
Jasp
Bongabilla
+171|6864|The Outer Circle

DonFck wrote:

Call them Scots and you'll be fine.
Call them Scotch, this makes me laugh all the time

https://www.dailymakeover.com/blogs/positively-beautiful/scotch-tape.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/11882/holteendersig2.jpghttps://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/11508.gif
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6425|Escea

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6823|London, England
"Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

One of the all time epic quotes.
Ioan92
Member
+337|5925
Damn I miss the Simpsons

Hilarious video though +1
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6308|eXtreme to the maX
Since the English and Irish lived next to the Scottish since the start of time I need to now how do you guys deal with them? Like make sure they do't break or steal anything.
Keep your doors locked, don't tell them you have booze in the house, if they say 'How about we come round for a party' tell them you have TB, don't disabuse them of the idea that Scotland is the greatest place on earth (despite being both cold and plagued with midges) or that scots are the funniest and most intelligent people around.

Best option is to feign not to understand their accent.
Fuck Israel
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6335|Scotland!
it's true we're fucking hilarious
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6876|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
One of my fav songs of all time

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

And check these versions out




Commmmmmmmmmme on !!!

Last edited by 1927 (2009-08-04 06:44:20)

Yaocelotl
:D
+221|6852|Keyboard
I haven't met yet a Scot but if they're like the guys in Trainspotting I'd have to say that it must be a blast being friends with them:

Dunno if this is true or not:
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6938|Salt Lake City

I'm half Scottish, so bite me....

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