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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

God she's so wonderful ^_^

Gee Willikers Marty, why don't we borrow a few nickels from our parents later and head down to the shop to get us some ice cream floats? That'd be swell. ^_^

but for srs, glad things are going well

Last edited by Poseidon (2009-07-28 12:58:55)

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

God she's so wonderful ^_^

Gee Willikers Marty, why don't we borrow a few nickels from our parents later and head down to the shop to get us some ice cream floats? That'd be swell. ^_^

That'd be badass. I wish ice cream floats were still a few nickels.

If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake...

Miggle wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Gee Willikers Marty, why don't we borrow a few nickels from our parents later and head down to the shop to get us some ice cream floats? That'd be swell. ^_^

That'd be badass. I wish ice cream floats were still a few nickels.

If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake...

Then you will bring all the boys to the yard?

bennisboy wrote:

GravyDan wrote:

Miggle wrote:

If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake...

Then you will bring all the boys to the yard?

N they'll say its better than yours?

They're probably right, it's better than yours...

notorious wrote:

On topic, please.

Boooo! Killjoy! Chase him out the thread!

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

i just bought some 'her pleasure' condoms, just in case.

You bought Trojan?

Anyway, good luck with that. Is she a virgin?

lol, Trojan as a condom name.

I find that shit hard to trust.

Ioan92 wrote:

lol, Trojan as a condom name.

I find that shit hard to trust.

Yeah lol. It's like you let the sperm into an enclosed area, put it inside her and then they escape and burn down her 'city'.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

lol, Trojan as a condom name.

I find that shit hard to trust.

Yeah lol. It's like you let the sperm into an enclosed area, put it inside her and then they escape and burn down her 'city'.

shit are trojan condoms bad or something?

this could turn really awkward because i used my mom's credit card to buy the condoms (she had me go pick up some medication for her and I decided to buy some since they're so fuckin expensive

i don't want to take her card again to return these

Learn2history n00b.

EDIT: To clarify, the condoms are fine.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2009-07-29 12:31:16)

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

i just bought some 'her pleasure' condoms, just in case.

you should have gotten " extended pleasure " - don't want any premature accidents

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_precome

ghettoperson wrote:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_precome

a girl asked me wat that was once...about 8 years ago and i didn't know what to tell her

Lads. I shall now give you the best advice anyone could give anyone about any kind of girl. Listen to me, spread my words, preach teddyjimmy's ideas to your fellow fellows.

...

Don't ever ever ever let a girl establish dominance in a relationship. Unfortunately most guys become so excited at the initial stages of liking a girl that they become totally transfixed and will subsequently bend over backwards for a girl. This generally leads to 'your better half' gaining control which is unnatural...girls shouldn't have power, they don't know what the hell to do with it. Power will go to a woman's head and will only stop once they realized they fucked up. It doesn't suit them, Hitler's mustache suited him better than a woman with power.

The chase
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During the chase most girls who are remotely good looking will try and make you jealous. I saw this was the issue in the other thread. I had a similar issue a couple weeks ago with the girl. Listen to me lads...listen and learn. Many young padewans on these forums are bypassing those lonely gaming stages going on to discover the wonderful thing called a- fanny, clunge, gash, vajajay, pussy, poon...the list goes on. Pay no heed to these manipulative female efforts and play it right back. Do not give up. As soon as you falter and show you're jealous shit will hit the fan. You'll argue, you'll make up, it'll happen again (guaranteed), you'll argue, you'll make up, it'll happen again, you'll argue, you'll make up...one big fucking vicious cycle. Play it right back and show her you are a man. If she takes it too far, end it... she'll come crawling back guaranteed. Girls are attracted to male dominance, as soon as you show you're jealous you become weak.

The next one is the easiest yet so many find it the hardest. (me included)

Treat her like shit

Girls hate guys who are too nice...it get's boring. Treat her like shit, insult her, do things that piss her off...to an extent. Then compliment her and treat her like shit again. The entire chase process should consist of this. You don't want to show her you'll become her bitch at the click of her fingers.

Lastly...if she messes you around sack her off. Simple advice. Life's too short to be messing around with girls who treat you like shit. 

I've seen so many problems in this thread stem from these mistakes...Now take my advice and quit getting bitched about by women.

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2009-07-31 12:57:04)