What do you do to your shitty shitty computer when it lags? I punch mine.
shout n scream lol
I do that too when my parents aren't home. My dog gets scared as hell when I do that, lol.
I punch it in its face and tell it to work properly or il rip its fucking balls off!!!then i restart bf2.
ROFLjord wrote:
I punch it in its face and tell it to work properly or il rip its fucking balls off!!!then i restart bf2.
Bring some food and drink and wait until it ends
I see you use Gaiaonline, or are there other Forums that use that sig?sheggalism wrote:
Bring some food and drink and wait until it ends
I wouldn't know.
My piece of shit doesn't lag.
My piece of shit doesn't lag.
I shout and punch my keyboard.
Keyboards are too fragile for my anger, plus this is a good keyboard besides the fact that the shift button ocassionally sticks.
usually if i lag im waiting, but if i lag into a dam battle and die cuz of my lag, i usually get really pissed off and punch my desk and then i regret it cuz i whide up with bruises on my wrists lol.
Have you guys considered that punching your computer may be causing it to lag more? It's a vicious cycle.
watch pron lol coz my pc is too fragile to punch... too delicate lol
I get the impression from myself that one day, i am going to get so pissed, my keyboard and mouse (yes they're wireless) are going to end up embeded in my wall, or monitor, or someones skull
Till then, when i get massive lag, ill vent my anger by verbally abusing all the high pingers on the server
Till then, when i get massive lag, ill vent my anger by verbally abusing all the high pingers on the server
only n00bs punches their own computer
but i can have two reasons
1. i,m the main compute that provides internet to the other 2 comps (my dad's and my Bro's)
when its my dad taking in his mail...i just wait untill its over
but when its my bro downloading p0rn...i just pull the plug of the Wirreles Lan station
2. when its my providor or comp that causes the lag i just shut down the game i play and go do something else like listing some music and chat , i try again the next time
but i can have two reasons
1. i,m the main compute that provides internet to the other 2 comps (my dad's and my Bro's)
when its my dad taking in his mail...i just wait untill its over
but when its my bro downloading p0rn...i just pull the plug of the Wirreles Lan station
2. when its my providor or comp that causes the lag i just shut down the game i play and go do something else like listing some music and chat , i try again the next time
I don't use Gaiaonline, maybe someone copy my sig or had the same idea.j5689 wrote:
I see you use Gaiaonline, or are there other Forums that use that sig?
In 99% of all of my connection problems (I swear to god, giving opponents connection probs must be a l33t h4x that some players use), an enemy is RIGHT in my face. So I calmly move the crosshairs until they're right over the guy's face, take a screenshot, and wait for the "You were critically wounded" message to let me know the lag is done.
I've got a collection of pretty humorous connection prob screenshots if anyone's interested.
I've got a collection of pretty humorous connection prob screenshots if anyone's interested.
i call names. not like it has any use but it makes me feel (a BIT) better.
like:
'kut computer'
'godver kut lag wanadoo'
'dat is verdomme niet eerlijk'
'ja rot op man'
'zo kan ik het ook dikke kut computer'
'f kcing hell'
'tering jantje'
'flikker op kut ding'
'gadverdamme.. nou moet je echt kappen jonge'
like:
'kut computer'
'godver kut lag wanadoo'
'dat is verdomme niet eerlijk'
'ja rot op man'
'zo kan ik het ook dikke kut computer'
'f kcing hell'
'tering jantje'
'flikker op kut ding'
'gadverdamme.. nou moet je echt kappen jonge'
Last edited by Poncho (2006-04-05 07:45:54)
I dont lag, well I havn't so far.. BF2 isn't a hard game to run. That said i have pulverised 5 keyboards to the point where they no longer have keys sinse about September last year, but thats coz of the players not the game (nobody likes a fucktard)
I just give my pc the evil eye until it stops. Mostly it doesn't help.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell